The Hardest thing to do is to piss with the lights off, cause your not sure if the lid is down, like last night for instance, the whole lid was down(the reason the lid is down is because our dogs drink out of the toilet, and one dog recently diagnosed with diabeties), so back to my story, i was watching dawn of the dead and all the sudden it was liek one seccond i dint have to go pee, then the next it was like i had been backed up with urin for 3 days, so i run into the bathroom without turning on the lights, snd i was like oh great is the seat down or upso i whip it our and sure enough the one time my parents acctuolly put cover down was the one time i didnt need them to. so I stopped when i felt the splash back on my shins... man does it ever sting when you have to stop in the middle of peeing, and put the seat up, then finish. I swear I was pissing for like 5 mins straight.. it was the longest piss ever, and after I finished i had to clean up the mess cause dryed up urin smells the worst.
-Last Element Freeskiing
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