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Tanner Hall Joins Army!

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mikee
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http://armadaskis.com/0304/News/NewsDetails.php4?news_id=73&cat_id=1


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Apr 5 2005 9:00PM
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gaperslayer
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
tanner doesnt have skill on snow, he has skill in the air.

he should probably join the air force instead of the 10th mountain division.

Apr 5 2005 9:03PM
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Bregs
Posts: 633 - Karma: 21
haha yeah i bet

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Apr 5 2005 9:04PM
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LittleJibber16
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yea and next he'll move to iraq and become the next saddam hussein

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Apr 5 2005 9:06PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
thyre gonna let tanner shoot guns.....oh no


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'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
Apr 5 2005 9:06PM
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mintcrue
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haha

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Apr 5 2005 9:07PM
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MattMcGinnis
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dude that picture is so photoshoped....(sarcasm)




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Apr 5 2005 9:07PM
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rogerlodge
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is this shit supposed to be funny, cause it isnt
who does he think he is

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Apr 5 2005 9:07PM
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mikee
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respect our troops bitches.


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Apr 5 2005 9:11PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
thank god they did that casue now we wont have 50 new theads aday about how tanner is quitting skiing for college.



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Apr 5 2005 9:11PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
no

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Apr 5 2005 9:16PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
now we're gonna have 100 threads about how tanner is joining the army


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if you have cokers skis....ima g-stomp your ass bitch
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
Apr 5 2005 9:17PM
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Anathema
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i guess you don't have to pass a drug test to be admitted into the army...

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Apr 5 2005 9:19PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
^haha


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if you have cokers skis....ima g-stomp your ass bitch
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
Apr 5 2005 9:19PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
my ass he's joing the army


Apr 5 2005 9:19PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap.

McConkey revolutionized the defense industry with those poles, I tell you.

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Apr 5 2005 9:21PM
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hendrik.
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whats wrong with your ass?

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Apr 5 2005 9:21PM
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MdanteL
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that is one of the stupidest articles i've ever seen.. This just in Tanner shot by a rival gang.. o no he's sum fake ass wanna b

Apr 5 2005 9:22PM
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eheath
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haha training in antarctica

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 5 2005 9:23PM
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a-line
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haha

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Apr 5 2005 9:24PM
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mikee
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ahmets gap is the 120 right?


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Apr 5 2005 9:25PM
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Anathema
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shipped of for training in antarctica. ninny.

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Apr 5 2005 9:28PM
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Anathema
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shipped *off, excuse me.

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Apr 5 2005 9:29PM
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KeegLove
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could this be a good step for t? who knows, tune in next season to find out;)

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Apr 5 2005 9:30PM
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J.D.
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Click for larger image

Thanks, Levin.

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Apr 5 2005 9:50PM
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Coalescent
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tanner was a racer before and he went to school at a ski school for racing so he definately has skills on the snow..but definately photoshopped but funny

'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
Apr 5 2005 9:55PM
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skiierman
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^ Hahaha, nice one.

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Apr 5 2005 9:55PM
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TheWorst
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wow the 2010 T HALL Pro models arent twintipped!!!?

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Apr 5 2005 9:58PM
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J.D.
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Nope, they aren't... twin tips are gonna die out in the next couple seasons aside from kids' skis, they make it too easy to ride switch.

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Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
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Apr 5 2005 10:00PM
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taylor44$$
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haha the threads are gunna start now

Apr 5 2005 10:07PM
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hendrik.
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allow me to make your statement accurate, a bump race. not a downhill racer.
Big difference..


oh, and he *dropped out*

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Apr 5 2005 10:15PM
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brokenback17
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This is even worst then the last one.

Apr 5 2005 10:25PM
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jibvermont
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ahahhahahahaha this is hilarious... nice pic lol...

Apr 5 2005 10:36PM
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jc_dunn
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Tanner if your out there... please quit being a dumbass.

Join the homework sharing cult today!
Apr 5 2005 11:05PM
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strode
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JD i thought it was MI6 before mckonkey. but maybe shane is just one of james bond's illigitimate lovechildren



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Apr 5 2005 11:08PM
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J.D.
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Or maybe he's actually Q, and he just wore an "Old british guy" disguise. With Shane's bag of spy tricks, I wouldn't put anything past him.

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Apr 5 2005 11:11PM
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skierbabe420
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dude those are some illtastic ski poles, i want some like tanner!!

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Apr 5 2005 11:12PM
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switch_9
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BUT WHY?


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'Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj
Apr 6 2005 12:08AM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
this is hilarious... next he'll be going into priesthood.

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Apr 6 2005 12:18AM
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albatross.
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They had to make it obvious enough to you guys that hes not quitting skiing, this will probably do.

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Apr 6 2005 12:18AM
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Ghost82nd
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i just came to the attention that the college news article was posted on what date? oh ya...april 1st! im gonna call BS

Apr 6 2005 12:24AM
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(Jonesy)
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i can see it now...

TANNER HALL ELECTED AS THE NEW POPE!

I like pie.
Apr 6 2005 12:32AM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
haha...nice

Apr 6 2005 12:33AM
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eheath
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dude that would be so awesome

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 6 2005 12:34AM
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Craigskis
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Tanners a mormon, he was raised in Utah and everything, he just keeps it on the DL,

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Apr 6 2005 12:49AM
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Jokeri
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this is so hilarious, and btw nice pic..

Apr 6 2005 1:16AM
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therealjerk
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no, he went to academy in Utah. He was raised in Montana and is a good, god-fearing Republican so even if this wasn't a joke i wouldn't be too surprised.... pffff



And just so conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it cause he isn't that smart.

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Apr 6 2005 1:17AM
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freeskier1316
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wow thats like the dumbest thing i've ever heard


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Apr 6 2005 1:39AM
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ConceptPro153
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he just wants that cheap iraqui dank

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Apr 6 2005 2:00AM
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*scotty
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haha

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Apr 6 2005 2:01AM
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skimasterflex
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This whole thing is total bullshit. Next NASA will be hiring him for a manned mission to some place icy. Armada is pulling everyones leg.

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Apr 6 2005 2:02AM
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