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I Hate Cats

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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
Stupid cats are getting it on right outside my window and it's 1:46am and I'm trying to sleep, 'cause I have a math test first block...but noooo, I'm not allowed to sleep...I hate cats, I wish i had a dog to sick on them



-Chloe
Apr 4 2005 4:31AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Meowwwwwww, Thats what animals do, They enjoy it as much as us

Apr 4 2005 5:08AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
bust out the paintball or BB gun, that will show em

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Apr 4 2005 7:53AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
use shotgun blow the fucing fuckers away

Apr 4 2005 9:21AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
i hate pets too

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Apr 4 2005 10:28AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i love driving makes me feel big

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Apr 4 2005 10:34AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
oh cats not cars

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Apr 4 2005 10:34AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I hate cats too, and they hate me. I am allergic to them, so I hate them. They are mean too. I like to push them down stairs.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 4 2005 10:35AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
I like cats, but dogs are better.


-anna

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spreadin' the love, y0
Apr 4 2005 10:49AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
At least someone has a brain here

Apr 4 2005 10:50AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
my parents just agreed to take care of this fat cat for this summer. I'm so excited im gona get it smoked up everyday so me and the cat can just chill and watch movies and shit.

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Apr 4 2005 11:09AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
^haha

I have a cat and a dog. The cat is so selfish. He is only nice when he's hungry or needs something. But if it does something it's not supposed to, my dog attacks it.



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Apr 4 2005 11:48AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
I love cats. Not because their cute, but because they taste sooooo good!

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Apr 4 2005 12:09PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
I like kittens and cats alright, but dogs are the shit. Cats are so unfriendly. My friend has a bumper sticker that says: "Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires."


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Apr 4 2005 1:00PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
i hate cats too...i'm allergic to them

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Apr 4 2005 1:52PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
throw beer bottles at them

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Apr 4 2005 2:19PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Cats are the shit. they are pimp






Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
Apr 4 2005 2:38PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
chinks eat cats. thats why theres sars. thats what this chinese cat said.

(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?
Apr 4 2005 2:42PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
i like pussy, but thats a bit of a diffrent topic.

Apr 4 2005 4:18PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
I HATE CATS! they are so fucken lazy, they like live in thier own saliva cause they cant take baths, and their hair gets everywhere, and they arnt cute and cuddly, they just suck. and im allergic and have like massive attacks when im anywhere near a cat. and most pple with cats are either a)creepy, b) smell, or c) loney



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is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Apr 4 2005 4:22PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
not all cats are mean or lazy... I have friends with awesome cats. I can't have em cause there are allergies in the house. I have a rabbit though.
But seriously, if any animal is evil, it's the pigeon.


-katie
Apr 4 2005 4:33PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
i hateeeeeeeeeee pigeons. and all birds. but pigeons the most.

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HEFALUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 4 2005 4:36PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
waiit if your trying to sleep...why arer you on NS?



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Apr 4 2005 5:32PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
fuck those pussies.

Apr 4 2005 5:41PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^^ i wondered the same thing.


-katie
Apr 4 2005 5:42PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
she can't sleep cuz the cats were doing it and making a lot of noise, so what do we all do when we can't sleep? we come on newschoolers. anywho i like my cats and i like kittens, but generally i'm not a fan.

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Apr 4 2005 5:43PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ that would be a little harder for girls than for guys....


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Apr 4 2005 6:06PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
i hate cats there annoying and they scratch u

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Apr 4 2005 6:17PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
..not long enough to fuck a cat, is that disappointing??


-katie
Apr 4 2005 6:23PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
cats are gay


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Apr 4 2005 7:47PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
sooo i didn't get to sleep until 3. screw day light savings and screw cats



-Chloe
Apr 4 2005 7:55PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i love my kitty, shes so lazy just like me! one time i put my sunglasses over her eyes...good times

Apr 4 2005 7:55PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Some cats like to cuddle, Some are real independant just like chicks, However my cat can
do a bio 1080 and stomp it every time & she's
dam good on rails too.

Apr 4 2005 8:10PM
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HAM*
Posts: 5127 - Karma: 24
i am warning all cat lovers, cats are crazy, vile and they will attack you. The best thing to do with your cats is send them to one of two places. 1) the funny farm, were there are birds and bees and trees and basketweavers and they can twitle their paws all day. 2)recommended option, enslave your cat by giving it a little wagon and make it do chores for you like fuel you furnace with wood. Slavecats are very useful. Once they have learned their lesson you may then release you cat back into your home were they should no longer try and attack you, thanks to the slavecat system.

Apr 4 2005 8:12PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
hahahahaha thats funny

Apr 4 2005 8:14PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
The cats have guns
https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Profiles/Pictures/evil_cat.jpg>

Jib That Shit
Apr 4 2005 8:14PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
dude i was just gonna say that... if your trying to sleep, doesnt that include being in your bed and not up and on the computerand if you were really smart you'd bang on the window to frighten them.

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Apr 4 2005 8:15PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Profiles/Pictures/evil_cat.jpg

Jib That Shit
Apr 4 2005 8:15PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
hellllooo, why wouldn't i be on NS? seriously, i live on here...and plus noisy cats made me wide awake, was tyring to bore myself



-Chloe
Apr 4 2005 8:40PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i only like cats for dinner.

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Apr 4 2005 8:42PM
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ArabianKnight
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 10
Slave Cats rule (the slave cat world).

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Apr 4 2005 10:32PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
word, cats are pretty stupid. my mom was like "cats are the biggest waste of time ever"...that's why we dont have one

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Apr 4 2005 10:36PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
i have 3. they like to pee on my ski clothes.....soo lame.

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Apr 4 2005 10:41PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
THATS what you need, stick it on the cat and lock him in a garbage can with some rats or something so that he doesnt get too bored. Cats that act like dogs more are the only cats I likem otherwise they're too independent I find

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Apr 4 2005 10:48PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
they might come back and bother you again
Ha Ha

Apr 4 2005 11:09PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i'm going to find a gun and shoot them tonight if they come back



-Chloe
Apr 4 2005 11:16PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i hate cats too
there are so much cats on my street and they always attak me at nights
so i get my dog and he is a hunting dog and he killed 1 once and i got in so much shit so now wenever cats piss me off i jus kick em



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 4 2005 11:16PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
im a dog person

Apr 4 2005 11:18PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Subject: I hate my neighbours

Stupid neighbours are getting it on right outside my window and it's 1:46am and I'm trying to sleep, 'cause I have a math test first block...but noooo, I'm not allowed to sleep...I hate my neighbours, I wish i had a dog to sick on them



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Apr 4 2005 11:18PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
I love cats. I have a couple and I wouldn't trade em for anything.. well maybe some new ak maidens jk. Tehy are awesome though. Anyone who thinks cats are unfriendly is a complete knob. Cats are very friendly. they like attention, they are very clean, and don't smell. they dont shit all over you lawn, can take care of themselves, etc. Don't get me wrong I love dogs too, especially big dogs (my gf has an awesome yellow lab) but dogs are a bit of a chore to look after if you dont have time to walk them and scoop their shit. and for every 'unfriendly' cat youve seen think about how many times youve heard of some child getting mauled by a dog..

Apr 4 2005 11:20PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
no jesse, it was cats



-Chloe
Apr 4 2005 11:35PM
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