Ok. The "Josh Bibby has been pushed and run over by a car" was "fun" (interesting :S), and the Tanner Hall is quitting skiing is also fun.
Now, take a look at the Ski Gabber forum. There are like 10 (really boring) April Fools threads.
So we've had our "fun", but people have got to stop this now. It's just annoying. Please, if not for everyone else, stop fooling for me. If you do, I will upload a pic of me in a G-String with a raw chicken strapped to my right thigh and Aunt Edna Glasses.