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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
Similar to running the bases in baseball, when you're hitting up a line in the park and a gaper gets in your way youre allowed to deck them

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Mar 27 2005 1:10PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
good idea, but ull prolly get ur pass pulled

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Mar 27 2005 1:15PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
most of the time its kids that do that


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Mar 27 2005 1:16PM
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DutchJibber
Posts: 109 - Karma: 14
funny, In dutch the word 'deck' is used when two horses have sex. To be completely correct, the female horse is 'decked' by a stud.... weird

Whatever, I vote in favor of the new rule!

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Mar 27 2005 2:17PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
same in german...

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Mar 27 2005 2:38PM
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Frankhunter33
Posts: 287 - Karma: 6
they should have park attendants in all mountains, and if you ride around shit and waste a drop, they get there passs pulled, i mean all i can do is 3's and prolly a switch 1, but i hit every rail, well i try and fall


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Mar 27 2005 2:44PM
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OpIvy
Posts: 741 - Karma: 9
Yeah, we do that all the time.
This one time this kid snaked my friend, but he went over the jump anyway and when he landed he just shoved the kid over and kept on going. You gotta do something to keep the people that don't belong out of the park.

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Mar 27 2005 3:18PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
the best way to keep shitty ppl out is put a giant 85 foot table with a stepdown of 10 ft. at the top. that way when the gapers go to hit it the fall ten ft. and break their legs.


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Mar 27 2005 3:21PM
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cmo
Posts: 2325 - Karma: 1,085
the way i deal with the little pieces of shit that cut me off is make them feel like shit by swearing at them, so their parents who are watching them, also having no clue what is goin on, are mad at what is being said to their innocent child, and dont let them into the park anymore

Mar 27 2005 3:24PM
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vtsteez
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
haha i hate those suckers in the park..
or they just go like theyre gonna hit the jump and then go off the edge
i HATE it when they go like theyre gonna hit a rail and go off the side they fuck up the lip..

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Mar 27 2005 3:25PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
^ yeah but half of the will just ski up it then walk on it and mess up the lip.

Mar 27 2005 3:26PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
im making this a petition...
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Mar 27 2005 4:01PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
^You are a fucking retard. You think any of the gapers that do that shit are on this website?













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Mar 27 2005 4:06PM
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Frankhunter33
Posts: 287 - Karma: 6
dude i would put a serious bet that more than half the people on this site do that shit. a lot of people just come here so theyre included in something


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Mar 27 2005 4:42PM
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VirginiaCliff
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
hahaha i remember when i was really young like 4 doing that, but i know what u all mean, the kids and the families going up and then jumping off. I have gotten into many arguemnets yellin at dads for lettin the kids do that shit.

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Mar 27 2005 4:49PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
yes thats the best idea ever

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Mar 27 2005 6:59PM
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Public_Maverick
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i almost got in a fight cuz some hugeass biotch with a hot gf and TM's cut me off for a ~rainbow box~ which he totaly went stright on, haha, i woulda died

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Mar 27 2005 7:05PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
good i have followed this rule atleast 100 times this year.

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Mar 27 2005 8:43PM
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pistolpeteo4
Posts: 231 - Karma: 32
finally someones catching on

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Mar 27 2005 8:47PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Shit that's how I get hurt, when people follow that damn rule. Please leave me and my snowplowing friends alone!


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Mar 27 2005 8:53PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
your park needs to make PARK PASSES!!!!

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Mar 27 2005 9:06PM
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THEYCALLME
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
i love the full grown men walking up the lip the trying to com down switch
its funny

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Mar 27 2005 9:12PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
I hate people from Texas. They are not good people and they mess up the park. Plus they think they own the mountian. I guess I cant really complain because they are stupid and pay way to much for everything and then I am able to buy a Fat sack. So the truth is you have to put up with stupid people in the park so that you can afford beer and weed... Or not hahaha

Mar 27 2005 9:24PM
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Christian_Schum
Posts: 354 - Karma: 82
park passes....




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Mar 27 2005 9:37PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
here we dont pull passes we cut them in half and then melt them into a steaming thick liquid and pour it on the assaliants crotch




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Mar 27 2005 9:39PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
Ive been deckin them for years now... im trendy that way i guess...

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Mar 27 2005 10:12PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10
A step up gap into the park would keep the morons brusied and out

Mar 28 2005 12:22AM
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JackBach
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^Now THAT is an awesome idea.

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Mar 28 2005 12:27AM
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vtsteez
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
AHAHA that is absolutely brilliant best idea ive heard in a month. if i ever own my own ski mountain im gonna do that

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Mar 28 2005 12:40AM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
Its more fun to jump over gapers on the 'picture locations' and yell wu tang. I jumped over my cosuin and uncle. and at lunch they were like, this bastard came out of conrol, spinning off a jump and almost killed us. And i was like, hmmm, what a dick....

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Mar 28 2005 12:43AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
man who cares if they cut you off once speed up to em pass em and throw a cork 9 of the next jump

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

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Mar 28 2005 3:42AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
haha thats a good idea. and put spikes in the pit between the gap

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Mar 28 2005 6:59PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
You are retarded they have the right away you shit head.

Mar 28 2005 7:03PM
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deathcookie
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 1,196
i love to watch the people go over our step down tables to roll over them but the other side is straight down

Mar 28 2005 8:02PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
How about a mandatory 20 foot diving board at the top? Since diving boards are super easy and fun it would be a good way to warm up, plus it would keep all the snowplowers out of the park. This would be perfect.

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Mar 28 2005 8:05PM
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ssclark88
Posts: 67 - Karma: 15
Wait, wait, wait... so in order to get into the park you have to clear a step-up gap... I think you're on to something... BRILLIANT!



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Mar 28 2005 8:18PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
^mad good idea love it..
yea love the kids that hit it with half as much speed as u nee dto clear it and land a good 10, 15 feet before the landing and go tell there friends they hit the jump then they all line up and hit it and do the same and think there sick

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Mar 28 2005 8:42PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
keystones park is seriously the gaper breeding center. its so infested

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Mar 28 2005 9:22PM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
thats is by far the thing that pisses me off too


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Mar 28 2005 10:44PM
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bromleyskiier
Posts: 75 - Karma: 12
park passes dont really keep the gapers out of the park. they have park passes at stratton and there are still buttloads of them cuz all u have to do to get the pass is watch a 5 minute video trying to teach them about park safety. what they should show in those videos is the little fuckers getting plowed over when theyre standing on the lip of a jump. either that or yank their park pass if they do it, while encouraging the plowing over of the little fuckers

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Mar 28 2005 11:09PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
whoever said the gap idea, that is what i said, more or less.


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Mar 28 2005 11:33PM
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miss_twin_tips
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any studs out there, i feel like getting 'decked'

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Mar 29 2005 1:35AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
tremblant has a decoy park in the north side with the superpipe and a meduim sized jump line, along with a few nice rails, right under the busiest chair, so thats where all the gapers go.

their real park has a 5 foot wide entrance in the south side, and you have to go through another mini park to get there. theres also an attendant who decides if you're fit to be there or not.

all in all, no gapers in tremblants expert park. its so dope.


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Mar 29 2005 1:40AM
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mattwalker
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^^ hello...


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Mar 29 2005 1:45AM
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Munga
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im so blak

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Mar 29 2005 2:14AM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
my friends wanted to become "park security" It was a job they made up where they could stand at the top and only let certain people into the park like it was a club. It actually would b a good idea though cuz it would keep gapers out of the park.

Mar 29 2005 2:24AM
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mmm4twintips
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You guys are ridiculous.
Who cares just have a little patience pay attention and have fun.
Everyone has the right to go through anything that is open to the public.


Mar 29 2005 11:28AM
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wgjibber
Posts: 232 - Karma: 10
I carry around a whistle and when i see a little kid powerwedging through the park, i blow the whistle and yell experts only. I also work at the resort, so they usually see my jacket and leave. YESSSS. But try the whistle it works verry well. I also like to tell them about a beginner park that does not exist, but they will look for it realllllllly hard.


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Mar 29 2005 11:53AM
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TheWorst
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these retards decided to stand on the jump as soon as my brothers friend was going so he jumped over them somehow haha

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Apr 3 2005 11:44AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
u guys are mean

Apr 3 2005 12:28PM
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lowrider101
Posts: 160 - Karma: 9
i bet u almost all of you are the gapers who get in the way

Apr 3 2005 2:27PM
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