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hendrik.
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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61270?printer=1

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Mar 27 2005 10:30AM
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asac
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oh god. that poor poor kid.






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Mar 27 2005 10:58AM
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timmi
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shenanagains.

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Mar 27 2005 11:15AM
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St.Steezy
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poor guy.




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Mar 27 2005 12:13PM
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rightcoastskier
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iew dude thats insane imagine seeing ur parents in a porn

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Mar 27 2005 12:20PM
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Deafboy
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Sweet Mary Mother Of God





I Heart Skateboarding.
Mar 27 2005 12:22PM
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Dan.
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gross

Mar 27 2005 1:41PM
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Adamskinick
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thats pretty bad, even if it's a made up story

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 27 2005 1:49PM
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(Jonesy)
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owned

I like pie.
Mar 27 2005 1:50PM
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eastAR5
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owned

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Mar 27 2005 1:56PM
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BxB
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OWNED ^^^^

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 AND 3

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Mar 27 2005 2:15PM
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line_haze
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i would have killed myself


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Mar 27 2005 2:25PM
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Anson
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At least it wasn't gay porn. Then you not only get grossed the fuck out, but you also lose respect.

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Mar 27 2005 2:45PM
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weazelzb
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that would suck



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Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites




Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow
Mar 27 2005 3:35PM
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skiierman
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To bad that was the most terribly put together fake news story of all time.


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Mar 27 2005 3:48PM
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squeakywaffle
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that kid in the picture looks like he's 8 years old...

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Mar 27 2005 4:07PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yeah, thats fake. but i can only imagine if its real.


does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!
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Mar 27 2005 4:11PM
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DAMICO
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^agreed








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Mar 27 2005 4:15PM
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Irotate360
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damn up and down the table. WOW im scared



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Mar 27 2005 4:21PM
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Joe.
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Never seen the Weekly World News? It's just like the Enquirer.





J CREW REPRESENTIN'
Mar 27 2005 4:27PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I gotta love this comment "I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

Laughing at others misfortunes makes me feel better.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 27 2005 4:28PM
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COR.E
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i would die instantaniously

Mar 27 2005 4:50PM
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SNOWMAN17
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one of my friends went out of town for the weekend so we were asked to take care of his pets while he was gone, me and a few other guys were in his house and we stumpled across a tape of his parents having some hardcore sex, the dad was taking it up the ass with a dildo and shit , it was gross, i cant look as his parents normally at all, and we havnt had the balls to tell our friend about his parents porno

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Mar 27 2005 4:52PM
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frp1080
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haha yeah i'd go hang myself

Mar 27 2005 4:53PM
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JoeTheRipper
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im's mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son's a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man."- Learn a move or two, bahahahahaha!



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Jcrew Represent!
Mar 27 2005 5:48PM
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Lé.Skiing
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hahahahaha you should like say we rented the coolest tape ever... and show him the tape... tramutize him for life... it would be the funniest thing ever.

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Mar 27 2005 5:51PM
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Salomonman
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True story: i have a friend that watched a tape of his step mom and his dad having sex, he didnt know what it was so he watched it- pretty fucked up

Mar 27 2005 6:12PM
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freeze_pooter
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shenanagains indeed

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Mar 27 2005 6:17PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
wow that really blows even tho it sounds made up

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Mar 27 2005 6:35PM
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Anson
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That kid still should've finished the job. I'm disappointed that he didn't have the stomache to finish up.


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Mar 27 2005 7:52PM
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DYFI
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whats pretty funny though is that even if the kid found the parents in a porno....they still werent pissed that he had watched a porno...



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Mar 27 2005 7:57PM
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lindsayjibber
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the weekly world is worse than the enquirer, "weekly" the headlines read something like "President makes deals with aliens to save the pope's life!!"

Mar 27 2005 7:58PM
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Anson
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Exactly.. like what kind of kid has the balls to admit to his parents tha the was watching a porno anyways? If I saw my parents I'd (finish up, then) turn off the PC and forget about it.

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Mar 27 2005 7:59PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61488


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
Mar 27 2005 8:22PM
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Forum*
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That poor kid, and yet hahahha. Wow that would suck, just thinking about my parents, makes me sick. I guess he'll never touch that couch ever again.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Mar 27 2005 8:36PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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oh my god.....

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Mar 27 2005 8:40PM
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samck89
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that happened to me except it was my grandma

Mar 27 2005 8:51PM
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ryan.c
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haha sucks for that kid, the dad replies with "hes scared cause hes affraid he mite learn somtrhin from his old man" that is gross

Mar 27 2005 8:55PM
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twix_182
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why would he be watching porn on his computer on his couch

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Mar 27 2005 9:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Laptop duh.


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
Mar 27 2005 9:27PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
he might learn a move or two from his old man."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



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-ski for life.
Mar 27 2005 9:27PM
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t-man152
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well it could have been worst I mean it was his dad banging his mom not a midget, a donkey an 18 inch black guy (im not talking about his hight), a she male, and 3 german guys.

Mar 27 2005 9:36PM
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t-man152
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people accidentally walk in on their parents having sex all the time (I assume). I mean you expect your parents to have sex especially at 17.

seing a parent doing some sick sex stuff would be alot more tromatizing than just seing your parents having sex.

personally I dont watch porn so I dont risk seing my parents not that I think they would do something like that.

Mar 27 2005 9:47PM
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