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Sally bunny.....

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ductapeboy
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so my girlfriend has a bunny. her name is sally. she is the cutes bunny in the world. by far. any ways.. i was sitting on the couch today petting sally. she was just sitting beside me with her eyes closed loving the petting.... then she jumped up on my other arm which was across my lap with my hand in a fist... and she grabbed onto the arm with her arms and started to hump my hand! it was terrible... i thought that she was a girl... and there she was... humping me like a two dollar hooker. i feel soo used and dirty. cute little sally is a rapest. i did not like it at all.... i have to go cry again. sory.

Dave Pauls www.NSClothing.com www.CorbettsSkiShop.com I like dead kittens.
Mar 24 2005 2:13PM
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a-line
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thats so funny. i am sorry you have been used

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Mar 24 2005 2:17PM
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KingShit
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Mmmmmm Imagine what the Sally and Toby stew would taste like. Yum!



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Mar 24 2005 2:19PM
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Craigskis
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I was afraid you were going to say you we going to eat it,,,

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Mar 24 2005 2:20PM
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hazel_32
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haha he always comes on ehre like 4 times a year and posts something totally random

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Mar 24 2005 2:22PM
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St.Steezy
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yeah pull a toby with that rabbit. Be like if I dont get 20 grand this bitch ass rapist rabbit's headin straight to my belly.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
Mar 24 2005 2:27PM
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rebel
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Dave you can't be mad at Sally. She is the cutest bunny ever. Maybe you shouldn't have provoked her by having such sexy arms.

- - - - - 'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Mar 24 2005 3:47PM
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ductapeboy
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now that you know she humps, and is a little boy... i think miheal jackson cuddle time in your bed has to be canseled.

Dave Pauls www.NSClothing.com www.CorbettsSkiShop.com I like dead kittens.
Mar 24 2005 3:49PM
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rebel
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I think it's time for you to learn to spell micheal jackson. SCREW YOU!

- - - - - 'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Mar 24 2005 3:51PM
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ductapeboy
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hey im not the one that takes the little boy bunny into bed.... wait... i think that we know where she learned this terrible behaviour. JAY... no more touching the bunny. she cant say no.

Dave Pauls www.NSClothing.com www.CorbettsSkiShop.com I like dead kittens.
Mar 24 2005 3:52PM
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Melvs
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only one solution.... take this man's strategy...

http://savetoby.com/

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Mar 24 2005 3:58PM
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jizack
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i think its time for you to learn how to spell michael jackson


Mar 24 2005 4:32PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i told you sally was just like a little puppy. although i had no idea bunnies humped people. she must REALLY like you. but who doesnt? you are adorable.

but sally bunny....what a little puppy dog. nicest bunny ever.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up So now I have to chop you up, chop you up And I'll just wait till I get caught... Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken
Mar 24 2005 9:22PM
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Whoa at the beginning of your story I thought it was going to end in you rolling on top of sally and crushing her.....but yeah I have a fem-dog and she rapes my bum every once and a while.








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Mar 24 2005 11:41PM
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