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Who Wants a Sex Slave?

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
ok.. this can get fun, who wants a sex slave, and who wants to be a sex slave, we will try to mach people up.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 23 2005 2:59AM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
I want one.





J CREW REPRESENTIN'
Mar 23 2005 3:00AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
I want to be one.


I'm Pro-Choice on Everything, Vote Libertarian! Ugly bags of mostly water
Mar 23 2005 3:02AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
marty you already are my sex slave

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 23 2005 3:02AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
2 down... more NSers to go

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 23 2005 3:04AM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
damn it, i wanted marty

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
Mar 23 2005 3:12AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
I'll be a slave, but I get some discretion on who to.




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I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy

RIP D.C.C. 12-18-04
Mar 23 2005 3:49AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
ur fucked

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 23 2005 5:10AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
yah... thats what happens to a sex slave, Duh.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 23 2005 5:33AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
man id love to have a sex slave who did everything i wanted to without complaining. my fantasies would be fullfilled



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 23 2005 9:14AM
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Dani*
Posts: 240 - Karma: 38
I'd be one





Schiller Says: Gimme A Gordita!
Mar 23 2005 9:19AM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
I want too fuck

Mar 23 2005 10:51AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Hey lateralis isnt it called a wife?



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Mar 23 2005 11:26AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
no, its really really not... not if you like sex at anyrate.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
Mar 23 2005 11:31AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I'll be both


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 23 2005 11:35AM
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DopeMan420
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
I need a piece of ass soon before i dry out.

Mar 23 2005 12:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
a girl who gets nasty with you semen is a keeper



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 23 2005 3:04PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
shotty lat, I'll be his slave anyday


official NS bitch
Mar 23 2005 3:07PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
can i have a body massage ?

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
Mar 23 2005 3:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
then fucken show me a pic of you. you could be some nasty ass gorilla chick with 5 tits and a set of horse balls



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 23 2005 3:17PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
hahahaha bet you 5 bucks it is.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 23 2005 4:23PM
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incarnate
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
K i want a sex slave. One who likes fucking anytime during the day. While skiing, while throwing up, while running, while walking while playing tennis while watching tv

Mar 23 2005 5:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
sonds liek you want a pretty talented sexslave.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 23 2005 5:40PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
how would u fuck and play tennis or run at the same time.. i mean u could fuck when you're skiing, but you'd have to be mad flexible to fuck and play tennis all at once, talk aobut multi-tasking

not dead but defanitly dying
-jack johnson-
Mar 23 2005 6:01PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
haha
Nov 24 2005 1:47AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
I want to be one
Nov 24 2005 1:47AM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
haha damn lat, they just keep rolling off your lips. You are a master.
Nov 24 2005 1:52AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
haha I love that shit man, "GI JOE...Body Massage!!!" The old "who wants a mustache ride?" is also not without it's charm.
Nov 24 2005 1:53AM
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highSPEEDchase
Posts: 296 - Karma: 10
"oh my god im totally going so fast, aahhh fuck!" - "hey! what the fuck are you kids doing on my lawn!" "little wankers!"

ahhh good times. body massage machine.....GO!
Nov 24 2005 2:06AM
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1080_grinder
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 10
i want one!
Nov 24 2005 11:10AM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
hell ill take one anyday....anyone wanna be mine (girls only)

peace

Nov 24 2005 11:21AM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
can i get a slave up in here??????
Nov 24 2005 11:22AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i whore myself out regularly to women.
Nov 24 2005 11:54AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i would like one.
Nov 24 2005 12:02PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I'll take one!
Nov 24 2005 12:19PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
i'm pretty sure the only one that can fullfill your fantasies to the fullest lat is you.
Nov 24 2005 1:12PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i fear the day when all of lats current fantasies are fullfilled. you think hes perverted now....
Nov 24 2005 1:17PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
but you also can hook me up with a sex buddy too.
Nov 24 2005 1:19PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
can i be my own sex slave?
Nov 24 2005 1:21PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
you can do anything when you put your mind to it
Nov 24 2005 10:17PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
i want one.
Nov 24 2005 10:33PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
i already have one.
Nov 24 2005 11:27PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i need one
Nov 24 2005 11:36PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
I'm my own sex slave
Nov 24 2005 11:46PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
ill be your tiger anytime sexay. I just want a warm home.
Nov 24 2005 11:50PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i will be either a taker or a giver but it has to be with a girl thats 18 or older
Nov 25 2005 12:04AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
how about a cleaning slave, or chef slave? i could use one of those too...

i'll sex slave for food and cleaning...
Nov 25 2005 4:42AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
or a sex/food/cleaning slave.....im pretty sure u can order them from china
Nov 25 2005 4:53AM
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l337
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 14
I DO, I DO!!!

She has to be hot though.
Nov 25 2005 9:39AM
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SexSlaveforever
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hi im 16 years old my mum dont know im doin this but i wish to be a male sex slave to a female and her sister or female friend the way i wish to be a sex slave is by sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass im not a fan of wipps but i love being tied up naked and having red or pink or what ever colour gags
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