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If skiers are two plankers?

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A_W
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If skiers are two plankers, snowbladers are fruitbladers, skateboarders are woodpushers, rollerbladers are fruitbooters, then what the hell do we call snowboarders?
Nov 5 2001 7:34PM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137

lip wreckers

Aug 6 2006 12:28AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
fuck me.. i clicked back and it took me to that page from 2001 someone posted in nsg.. i thought it was the normal sg
Aug 6 2006 12:30AM
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kolekaine
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 116
knuckle dragers...
Aug 6 2006 12:30AM
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S-Titterington
Posts: 578 - Karma: 1,323
ice makers?...
Aug 6 2006 12:49AM
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Ceru
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 101
true that
Aug 6 2006 1:02AM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
lol.
Aug 6 2006 2:20AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Haha, this is a cool old thread. Ice-makers is pretty good, fuck side-slipping.
Aug 6 2006 2:35AM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
KNUCKLE DRAGGERS

or

Personal Powder groomers
Slalom gates
Aug 6 2006 2:44AM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
i was in the lift line and this dad was telling his daughter who was like 7 that snowboarders were knuckle dragers
Aug 6 2006 2:45AM
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john7elway
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gayyyy
Aug 6 2006 2:55AM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
strap on's
Aug 6 2006 3:00AM
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Diego1712
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gays on trays
Aug 6 2006 5:44AM
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leone
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single plankers cause every one seems to like to compare skiing to snowboarding
Aug 6 2006 8:38AM
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doubleplanks16
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
uni plankers
Aug 6 2006 8:44AM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
true that i like this one, any shaped piece of snow seems to piss them off so much they just wanna smoosh it down. heh yea stereotype, i know good snowboarders aren't like that, but the bad ones are really bad
Aug 6 2006 9:11AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
haha true
Aug 6 2006 9:28AM
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Armada+ar5
Posts: 662 - Karma: -21
sit down in the middle of the parkers
Aug 6 2006 10:20AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
haha, i like that one.
Aug 6 2006 10:46AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
ooh. that ones good and stereotypical. i like it.
Aug 6 2006 12:07PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
two plankers who lost a plank
Aug 6 2006 3:46PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
I like that one
Aug 6 2006 3:54PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
gay?
Aug 6 2006 4:11PM
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skiierman
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Ice asses.
Aug 6 2006 4:30PM
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BennyB
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 62
im likin 'strap ons'...hahaha
Aug 6 2006 4:41PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
steezy
Aug 6 2006 5:01PM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
gays on trays... funny
Aug 6 2006 6:03PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
arent skiboarders two plank knuckle draggers?
Aug 6 2006 6:09PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
haha knuckle draggers, two plankers, you have to be the biggest fag to even say that.
Aug 6 2006 6:26PM
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Geoff.
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word
Aug 6 2006 6:55PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
poopshooters
they make ice on the mountain and in the park they fuck up lips and the shitty boarders that think they rock go of the side of the jumps onto rails
Aug 6 2006 6:59PM
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Ryno
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haha....thats the perfect name for them in ontario
Aug 6 2006 7:12PM
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Holte
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Zambonis
Aug 6 2006 7:19PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
knuckle draggers, cause when you first start out you tend to drag your knuckles and such
Aug 6 2006 7:34PM
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BurgRider
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pwned
Aug 6 2006 7:35PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Zamboni FTW!
Aug 6 2006 7:36PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i like that one
Aug 6 2006 9:10PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
i think "gays on trays" and "strap ons" are the leading contestants.
Aug 6 2006 9:13PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
snowscrapers?
Aug 6 2006 9:54PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Agreed From now on Snowboarders are Lip Wreckers
Aug 6 2006 10:13PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
ya, gays on trays. or juust dank
Aug 6 2006 10:15PM
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scratchskier170
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
ya im definatly gonna have to go with "strap ons"
haha
Aug 6 2006 10:55PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
how bout bomb hole makers.
Aug 6 2006 10:57PM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
i made strap ons up, hella stoaked haha but seriously boarders are dope and they give skiing alot just think about it they are the same sports but on different eqipment
Aug 7 2006 12:37AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
the fuck? this thread is 5 years old. sweet.
Aug 7 2006 12:39AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!! GOLDEN!!!! !HAHAHAH So funny. I'm so remmebering that. Wow. THat is hectic hahahahahahahaha.
Aug 7 2006 12:41AM
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Steakhead
Posts: 490 - Karma: 233
How bout sport savers.....if it werent for snowboarding we probably wouldnt have terrain parks, halfpipes, and rails, or baggy clothes....
Aug 7 2006 2:12PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
^shhhhhhhhhh
Aug 7 2006 3:37PM
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iskindiana
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nah Missle^ i wouldnt care if everyone was wearing tight mogul pants and doing triple twisters... so what

depends on the type of snowboarder...
rental rocket
my dude
knuckle dragger
"MOVE OUT FROM BEHIND THAT RAIL, PUNK!
Aug 7 2006 3:43PM
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CEDARIMAGE
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nuckle draggers
Aug 7 2006 3:44PM
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