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skibum®
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I think you all should check this out

http://americansforwar.com/targets_04.shtml


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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
Mar 15 2005 5:43PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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hahhaha, fucking hippy. Man thats a pretty sick gas mask

We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 15 2005 5:46PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
hmmmmmm........

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Mar 15 2005 5:46PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Derek
Mar 15 2005 5:49PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE






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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
Mar 15 2005 5:56PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
hahaha yea I remember hearing about this before but I hadn't seen that site before, that shits hilarious!

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Mar 15 2005 8:01PM
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bigJ
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"In the Phish song Golgi Apparatus the band encourages violent chemical and biological attacks against American targets. The song begins with the announcement that "I look into my finance box just to check my status." This depicts the precautions taken by every terrorist cell - finding adequate funding. The lyrics next speak of entities called "Golgi" and "lysosome," cell structures which would be useful in a biological attack"

thats damn funny


Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Mar 15 2005 8:04PM
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freeskinow
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
the sad thing is that our government does consider cat stevens a threat to national security




'You've got to run like an antelope, out of control'
Mar 15 2005 8:47PM
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french_fry
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Holy shit this site is probably the biggest example of the American failure, you should browse theres some crazy stuff... Haha funny in a way but soo sad, these guys are fuckin paranoiac rednecks, they need to be put in jail or something before they fuck up the whole world




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 15 2005 9:28PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
is this site a joke or real, im confused...




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 15 2005 9:29PM
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french_fry
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'Chem-Tape Duct Tape
In the event of a terrorist attack, it is important to seal cracks in your walls or safe room that might allow for the entry of nuclear, biological or chemical particulates.
$19.95'




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 15 2005 9:30PM
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Joe.
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So random but how long does it take for you to type in your name when you login?





J CREW REPRESENTIN'
Mar 15 2005 9:34PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 15 2005 9:36PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
"1 ouce pure gold #5:

Terrorism protection means taking precautions for the unexpected. Although the dollar now seems to be a stable currency, it is impossible to foresee what may happen to financial assets during a large-scale terrorist event. Gold has for a long time been the most stable holding during times of turmoil. Don’t let your financial well being depend on the electronic balance in your bank account. Several ounces of gold will ensure that your family retains some wealth regardless of what attack confronts our country. Gold from americansforwar.com is certified by a Swiss bank and is convertible on the open market.

Details



Price: $ 500.00" hahahahaha thats crazy




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 15 2005 9:41PM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Its some crazy survivalist liberatrian site or something, thats just too damn funny.


Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Mar 15 2005 10:24PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
HAHAHA

that's the best interpretation of golgi apparatus i've ever read.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Mar 15 2005 10:29PM
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PowderCanuck
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I hope to god no one thinks that someone was serious when they wrote that. Of course it's a joke

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Screw this I'm going skiing
Mar 15 2005 10:33PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
That site is the complete opposite of libertarianism




Derek
Mar 15 2005 10:36PM
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freeskinow
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
its funny tho i've heard rednecks talk like that




'You've got to run like an antelope, out of control'
Mar 15 2005 10:37PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Trey Anastasio. He has never renounced terrorism and refuses to do so. He Actively works against American interests. Thus, he is with the terrorists. Take adequate protection."

and a big picture of Trey beside that quote, thats fuckin gold!


-Anthony
Mar 16 2005 12:00AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
I was saying libertarian because there are a large number of libertarians who are survialists, and who else would want a biohazard suit or an ounce of gold


Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Mar 16 2005 12:30PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Dale Gribble anyone?

We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 16 2005 12:33PM
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