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Samlg51
Posts: 213 - Karma: 10
Recently crashes and deaths have been occuring around the country due to unexperinced skiiers and snowboarders going down trails which are simply to difficult(I've been hit three times). This makes it more dangerous
for everyone on the mountian. What i am proposing is a free national certifation to ride up certian lifts at designated mountians. To beocme certified youd have to take one run with ski patrol and it would be immediate, aka you pass you get it rihgt there and can go forever. So there is no recertifaction. So just post your name under if you agree, if you dont odnt say anything cause i have to send this in.

Mar 15 2005 5:33PM
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skichica128
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deirdre

thats an awesome idea... gets rid of all the gaypers who are such a pain!

Mar 15 2005 5:46PM
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Annabelle
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anne

yeah they get a lot of people in the ER

smile like you mean it -the killers-
Mar 15 2005 5:47PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
it would be good but think of... time ski patrol would have to spend on certifying people therefore mountain would have to spend more money for more time slash more ski patrol taking away from all other budgets including park budget which on most mountains is already ridiculously low


but... its a good idea so ill sign anyways


Alex Veilleux

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'they are to busy being black'-huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 15 2005 5:50PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Erik vanIngen

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
Mar 15 2005 6:12PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
tim



pair of 180 salomon candide labs lookin for 500 or best offer. im or pm me

tele freestyling is gonna take over
Mar 15 2005 6:15PM
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KeegLove
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Keegan


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 15 2005 6:16PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
you convinced me...
Cody Searles

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Mar 15 2005 6:16PM
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Thomson.
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Brandon Thomson


They should do the same thing with park-passes, watch the video then go out with a ski patroller and get certified. (Taking a group of people at a time)

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Mar 15 2005 6:19PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
sean



Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones

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Mar 15 2005 6:25PM
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Rocceral
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Ross Allen

Mar 15 2005 6:33PM
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nsnski240
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Mike Fedyk

I'm more concerned about the bad kids in the parks than anything... and i think you need last names too


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Mar 15 2005 6:34PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Christian/ C-bitchcut


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 15 2005 6:51PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
it cant be done

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Mar 15 2005 7:21PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
^yeah, I dont think its possible. I dont think its such a good idea anyways

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Mar 15 2005 7:23PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
i think they should do it for parks... have a special pass for the parks so only people that hit the jumps and do rails can go in and not tourists that dont know how to ski and use it as a run with fun "rollers"

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Mar 15 2005 7:27PM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
i doubt it will work, good idea but come up with a more time/cost effective process. AKA something that doesnt involve ski patrol, because though this idea might make skiing safer, at the same time your going to tie up lots of ski patrol, and there goes ur saftey again.

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Mar 15 2005 7:28PM
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waynewong
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 23
That is the most asinine proposal I have seen in a while...a certification process for skiing!! Holy crap, that goes against EVERYTHING that makes this sport what it is...

We all take risks and our rewards are won through pain and practice...

What makes a patroler competent to judge someones ability...they are there for putting bandaides on cuts, not evaulating how hard you ski...

Let peoples stupidity teach them...you injure yourself skiing through your actions then its your fault...

the next time you try learning a new trick or stepping up to that 70-foot table, think about how much it would such for someone to come up to you and ask for your Ski License...

Lame Post, Lame Idea

Mar 15 2005 7:31PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Personally i think its dumb idea really. Besides if u leave a section blocked off to general public ur taking away from the mountain. So why is that good business for the resort. There are already park passes for like 10 bux for advanced parks now thats a good idea

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Mar 15 2005 7:31PM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
Hillary

I was hit from behind from a out of control beginner that couldn't stop last year, I never even saw him comng but suddenly I was on the ground bleeding everywhere with a concussion and cracked helmet and goggles

Mar 15 2005 7:32PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
what about people who have never been in the park before, but want to learn. The people who want to learn still should be let in, even if they suck. Just not moms and 3 year olds, and 70 year old guys who ski around all the jumps



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

Mar 15 2005 7:34PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
J. Harvie

-Harvιε


keep it real,
payce

Mar 15 2005 7:35PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
^^ if it was just a release form and a small fee we would have to pay without a ski patrol giving you a test it might work.

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Mar 15 2005 7:36PM
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marley900
Posts: 204 - Karma: 9
dont count on it. i give the idea two thumbs down.

GO STRAIGHT!
Mar 15 2005 7:37PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
they would be let into the small park

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Mar 15 2005 7:37PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
your mom....... no thanks to this one



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Mar 15 2005 7:56PM
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marley900
Posts: 204 - Karma: 9
you want to pay more? ski passes already rape you, and you want to pay more to ski the park?

GO STRAIGHT!
Mar 15 2005 7:58PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
liberty is one thing I like about skiing, I think its not that much of a good idea. And yeah, what about people who want to learn? and all that

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Real East Coast Skier
Mar 15 2005 8:04PM
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marley900
Posts: 204 - Karma: 9
They should do something like that for buying skiis. YOu can only buy skis if ski patrol says yes.


GO STRAIGHT!
Mar 15 2005 8:11PM
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stoney
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
it would never work
just get better so you dont get hit

rolling, recording
Mar 15 2005 8:22PM
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Samlg51
Posts: 213 - Karma: 10
WHen i get hit its casue im standing sitll on the side of a trial so one who doesnt kow how to stop nails me.

Mar 15 2005 8:28PM
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MHFreeriderD
Posts: 255 - Karma: 11
you have got to be joking. that really is a piss poor idea. i understand your intentions but seriously man, re-read what you wrote. they are all going to laugh at you!




why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?
Mar 15 2005 9:53PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
give him some respect for the idea...it would be just like the park pass thingy

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Mar 15 2005 10:05PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
collin f wright

in spanish; Clemente Fransico Deroche

Mar 15 2005 10:10PM
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LineisAgg
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carson

Line
Mar 15 2005 10:15PM
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DietCoke
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that wouldnt work -- it would take waayyy too much time. plus that would mean someone who is good at skiing but sucks at snowboarding could still go on those trails/lifts. skiier discretion is the best policy.


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Mar 15 2005 10:22PM
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skibuilder
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
That idea makes no sense at all. How can you expect someone to learn how to ski a more difficult run if they can't have access to it? No matter how good you are at a "blue" run, you'll never learn to ski a "black" run unless you are actually on it.

According to this ski license idea then you'll need a tree-skiing license, cliff license, mogul license, etc. You'll have to carry a freakin' roladex of licenses around just to ski.

Mar 15 2005 10:32PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
this idea is retarted. i agree for terrain parks, but anything else is unnecessary. you can't control the lift riding, it would only hurt the mtn. how are you supposed to become a better skier if you can't challenge urself. bad skiers are everywhere.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 15 2005 10:35PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
well we already have this at my hill (avila/st-so), you have to buy a 10$ park pass and sign a waiver stating you understand the risks blah blah blah. i think its a great idea, it keeps the tourists out and at the same time you get to see the money came back into the park...


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Mar 15 2005 10:37PM
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hamburger
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
only for parks man, only for parks

Mar 15 2005 10:39PM
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backwardsrider
Posts: 543 - Karma: 70
the idea is ok but it wont work

just ski
Mar 15 2005 10:40PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
that is officially the worst ski related idea i have ever heard. this thread is now over




Land Shark, Land Shark.
Mar 16 2005 12:51AM
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mdvorak
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I hate gapers...

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Mar 16 2005 1:20AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
will not happen. but yes, i wish gay-pers would know their role and stick to the flats.


-Joel

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Mar 16 2005 1:25AM
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k2skierec
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matt shrawder

Mar 16 2005 7:03AM
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mamapig
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I. C. Wiener



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Mar 16 2005 9:04AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
that idea makes the sport of skiing entirely too governed. what if you are on vacation and only have a couple days to ski, who wants to spend half that time waiting in line to get certified to ski most of the resort? communism didn't work for russia, and it won't work for skiing!

if i said it, it must be the truth!
Mar 16 2005 9:12AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13044 - Karma: 18,270
Well they should do like at Avila,pay10$ for a season pass for the park.



Responsability,what's that?
Mar 16 2005 12:02PM
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