NS Obscene Slang Translation Page

how about turtle pokin (when you are tryin to hold hold back takin a shit like when youre thinkin about droppin a fat cliff or something)

downloading (to a toilet)

and fat marks...what are fat marks?

are they like stretch marks? cause I live with 7 girls all over 170..and the only marks they have are stretch marks.

thank you

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was feckin awesome

7 girls over 170

I am piissing myself

ahahahahahahahahaha

i love the turtle pokin thats fuckin awesome. its also called preriee doggin it. IN and OUT!
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend

haha, sheeeeet fat girls suck.

and it's not just dropping the kids off at the pool, it's 'dropping the cosby kids off at the pool'

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.

i happen to like 'suck a man off' when referring to yourself, but when trying to get friends a piece, it's 'suck my man off'

does anywhere else use these terms...and i don't think anybody has any questions about what it means


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

LOL Downloading...thats the best of all time
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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'
-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'
-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier

just read my skiing lingo and definition articles and you'll have a better idea, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

what does lol mean?

Bearded axe-wound = name for pussy

'shes a butter chick - she has an awesome body but-her face!'usually followed up by either 'she won't mind a paper bag during sex' or 'just root her only in the dark'


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Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS

There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE

Battered clam - same as above but ready for it

takin the browns to the superbowl... let's hope they never lose *shudder*

i dont like expressions like 'dropping kids off at pool'

but simply the best one ever is 'Packin a bowl'

what about chintz

like: you're chinzin me bitch. (holding out)


'Im a pimp. A good pimp. Im so good, I can pimp your mom to the pope.' - skipimp

yea chinsy.. also jewish.. (I don't use that one) hardcore (crazy) jam (balls) hes a jar (funny) I gadda bunch


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

Bald Taco - shaved pussy
Bearded Clam - hairy pussy
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-Dan
''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''

fire bush - pussy with herpes/red pubic hair
cheesy taco - wet pussy

Cock-sucking ass raping shit eating mother fucking dick faced asshole - The dude who stole my fucking icon. Whatever the hell your name is....get your own.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

Mcdonalds - jewish shit.

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.

Everything I say = I like boobies!
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Vote rebel!

'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey

DROP THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL!!!
HAHAHAH FUCK THAT HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.

that would be 'at the pool'
fucken retard.
WHAT?
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I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

Here is some more slang - this time from our fine Austrailian Brethren

Aussi Slang:

I'm hungry:
'I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.'
'I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.'
'So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.'
'I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.'
'So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.'

I'm thirsty:
'I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger.'
'I'm drier than a nuns nasty.'
'I'm dry as a f**k with no foreplay.'
'I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat.'
'I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.'
'I'm drier than an Arab's fart.'

I need to go for a pee:
'Gonna drain me dragon.'
'My back teeth are floating.'
'Need to syphon the python.'
'Takin' the kids to the pool.'
'I got to take a snakes hiss.'
'Gotta go have a slash.'
'Gonna go water a horse.'
'I'm off to drain the main vein.'
'Time to splatter the bladder.'
'I'm dying for a piss so bad I can taste it.'
'Shake hands with the wife's best friend.'

I need to do a poo:
'I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi.'
'I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl.'
'It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.'
'Off to the bog to leave an offering.'
'Time to snap off a grogan.'
'Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.'
'I'm gonna strangle a brownie.'
'There's a brown dog barking at the back door.'
'I'm going to give birth to your twin.'
'Need to choke a brown dog.'
'I've freed Nelson Mandela.'
'Going for a Rodney.'
'Taking out the garbage.'
'I gotta back one out.'
'Release the Chocolate hostage'
'i gotta lay some cables for telstra'

Vomit:
'Calling for George.'
'I was driving the porcelain bus this morning.'
'I left him a lawn pizza.'
'Toss a tiger on the carpet.'
'Gotta go Ralph'

Insults:
'I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.'
'Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!'
'About as useful as tits on a bull.'
'You must be the world's only living brain donor.'
'He's a few wanks short of an orgasm.'
'She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.'
'He had a head on him like a sucked mango.'
'May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.'
'He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.'
'So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!'
'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.'
'Pull your lip over your head and swallow!'
'As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.'
'If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards.'
'Got a face like a bashed in shit can.'
'Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.'
'Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse.'
'Couldn't organise a f**k in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.'
'About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.'
'I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!'
'A stubbie short of a six pack.'
'Seen better heads in a piss trough.'
'You're as handy as shit on a stick.'
'Tighter than a fish's arse.'
'So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.'
'Face like a smashed crab.'
'As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.'
'He could talk a dog off a meatwagon.'
'F**ked in the head.'
'You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.'
'He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.'
'Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast.'
'Your face is like a twisted ugg boot.'
'He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle.'
'She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times.'
'She's two pick handles wide.'
'An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag.'
'As ugly as a bag of spanners.'
'You've got a head like a dropped pie.'
'He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away.'
'I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.'
'Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.'
'Your the load your mother should have swallowed'
'If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.'
'Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs.'
'As thick as two short planks!'
'you got a head like a busted watermelon'

Compliments:
'Ya bloods worth bottling!'
'He's True Blue.'








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

bbbbbbbahahahaha, absolutely grand, ahahahahah, second place in a shovel fight

stunning brother, stunning.....

Everybody to the limit!

The best is easily

'You're the load your Mother should have swallowed'

there is no comeback to an insult like that!








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

these are slang names for...well you know.

Deer Hoof
Golden Arches
Moose Knuckle
Cats Paw
Mule Nose
Yo Yo Smuggler
Mumbler (Aussie)
Beef Curtains
Meat Drapes
Piss Curtains
Snake & Eggs (men's)
Dinner Roll
Crotch Waffle
Piss Fenders
Mudflaps
Good Old Crack
Gunt
Melvin
Dove Breast
Brakepads
Vertical Smile
Fatlips
Vedgie
Slurpy
Vacuum Vulva
Pastrami Flaps
Hot Tamaki Walk
Tuna Taco
Buffalo Gums
Rooster Jaws
Wagon Ruts
Beaver Teeth
Mumble Pants (Sweden)
Ninja Boot
Whisker Biscuits
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Marcia (Aussie)
Skin Canoe
Fatty
Mossy Jaw
The Big W
Chia Hole
Lip Jeans
Beetle Hood
Hungry Minge
Sausage Wallet
Moose Paw
Front Bottom
Velvet Love Pocket
Welly Top
Hefty Cleft
Frum
Pancake Fold
Tongue Roll
Bologna Flap-Over
Furrogi (Poland)
Fortune Nookie (China)
Bearded Taco
Fur Burger
Calamari Cockring
Displabia
Slot Pocket
Bluntfrunt
Fishamjig
Pole Magnet
Pocket Pie
Clamarama

i didnt read the whole thing but i think u left out 'camel toe'

I always use this -
'I've seen better heads on a glass of beer'.

Gunt is not the actual female part.

ITs a bulge sometimes seen in the trousers between the gut and the c*nt hence 'gunt'

Regards

The BAWB








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

also known in North America as the FUPA, aka, Fat Upper Pussy Area

please excuse my language.....and Bawbs

Everybody to the limit!

HER 'FUPA'

WHAT THE FUCK...

THATS GREAT!!!!!

can i cuddle your Fupa? hahahahhaha

Bwaahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahaaaaa








I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

dude, you put your icon in the link to choose an icon, it's your fault..and I got that tattoo on my chest, over my heart, so you can get a new one asshole...don't be insulting people you don't know

hint hint.


'Im a pimp. A good pimp. Im so good, I can pimp your mom to the pope.' - skipimp

forget the turtle head
IM TOUCHING CLOTH

BAHAHA, DINNER ROLL... Moseley's trick is a bit different after hearing that interpretation of the word.
-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP

Sepo - Australian slang for americans, it's a long story

Steaming the trough - taking a piss

Whopper w/ Cheese - a 200lb chick w/ a yeast infection

That is all, it is hard to follow the work of bawb