didnt' your parents ever tell you not to talk to strange men who offer you candy? how do you know i'm not going to take you into some back ally and force you to have sexual intercorse with my donkey?
you should all be ashamed of yourself. now hang your head in shame. DO IT! or i'll sick my donkey after you. man, i want a donkey... it'd be kick ass to show up to a party with a donkey... think all the shit you could do - like 'hey, wanna go outside and see/pet my ass?' or 'sorry about the smell, it's just my ass' and so on and so forth.
does anyone here have a donkey?
'im still inoocent darryl no worries... im saving myself for dave [pauls]' Rebecca