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best halloween costume ever
if any of you guys go to a halloween party where you have to dress up this is something to think about. go to a store and get a full body costume(one that covers your face well is the best). walk into the party by yourself with a case of beer or something and dont say a word to anybody, just wave and nod your head at people. sit in a chair or something all night and drink your beer. when youre done get up and walk out the door without saying anything. thatd be fucking sweet.
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fuck yea it would be, thats one of the best ideas ever, im dressin up like zorro except with a beer gut and smells like puke and ass.
Just go as Ron Jeremy. That way you don't have to wear ANYTHING.
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Teal one piece ski suit with pink diagonal flashings...
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i thin k the race car driver will be a big hit this year. ill be at the psycho show in hollywood in mt old simpson suit from when i raced karts. maybe a helmet, but that would be too fucking hot. also, invisible clothes man is a great costume as well
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i went to a halloween party this year already (it was early). and i saw the funniest f-ing costume ever. this kids mom found it for him at a costume store. it was this huge cock, no joke. you would put on this giant cylinder suit with a penis-like head thing at the top. then he had to ball-things that he would put around his legs. it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. hilarious.
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or you could wrap yourself in a white sheet and put a piece of string on your head and be a tampon
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one year, i dressed as an old french whore, and i walked into a bunch of parties and stole a shitload of toilet paper and left. it was awesome
i dressed up as an old french whore a while ago.........o wait that was every day of the last 2 months
the best costume for a guy is a kissing booth. I saw a guy with that costume once, and the girls were all over him.
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