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mrt985
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what is the craziest thing that ever happended to you on the slopes? lets hear it bro
Oct 13 2002 3:45PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
i boned your mom

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 13 2002 4:20PM
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gravteck
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Probably 3 things... one night seeing hillbillies in carharts straight line it at this jump and do a half backflip lincoln loop over 30 feet to land on flat lol, they were so drunk. Seeing another guy race his girlfriend (they were flying on rentals) he hits this jump thingy does a half backflip and doesn't get up. His girlfriend is all laughing, until she realizes he's not conscious, i thought for sure he was dead, and then she started screaming 'OH GOD BRIAN, NO BRIAN DAMNIT' and was crying and stuff.
Also hillbillies straightlining it so they could ski through 30 yards of grass to their pickup.

And finally, check out the vid
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/Uploaded/beckadouble.wmv
Oct 13 2002 4:28PM
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i_am_retarded
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ohhh shiiiitt!!! that video's rough. i had a clip of my friend going off a spine, and landing flat past the landing, and breaking his wrist... but it's only on vhs now, not digi.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 13 2002 4:31PM
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EastCoastPride
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well, this one time, i saw these skier people in the terrain park and i said whoa now, the park is no place for skiers, that's snowboard territory. and then i saw them do cool shit and i had always thought that snowboarders were worth ass anyway, and i tried this newfangled type of skiing and i liked it!!! yaaaaay for crazy experiences!!! by the way, the park is no place for skiers.










eh?
Oct 13 2002 8:22PM
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gravteck
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Yea it was really scary actually, she told us that she opened her eyes and everything was green.
Oct 13 2002 8:31PM
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dez22
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that would have been so cool if she landed it
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Oct 13 2002 8:59PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
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this ski instuctor was holding skis and those skier x gates, and he went off the jump and did a 720 cross and stomped it, and didnt drop one thing
Oct 13 2002 9:05PM
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tahoeskier
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me and my friend were hella stoned bombing down the groomer and there was this quail in the middle of the run so i stopped next to it and started laughing and then my friend came by going like 45 mph yelling DIE!!! at the top of his lungs and ran straight through the damn bird. it was the most fucked up yet hilarious thing ive ever seen
Oct 13 2002 9:07PM
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EastCoastPride
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pfffffft, i could do that, one time i did a bio 12 while i was eating a corn dog and holding 3 little girls who had gotten run over by a snowcat and needed medical attention quickly, needless to say, they lived and owe their lives to me.










eh?
Oct 13 2002 9:08PM
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Ds91260
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this one time i was skiing and i saw this big snow mass on the side of a run, i dont know exactly what it was, but it appeared to be some sort of halp pipe. it was amazing, and no more than a second later i saw a person on some type of board that rides on snow fly out of it with stupendous speed, and he did some sort of somersault.
Oct 13 2002 9:46PM
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CTD
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well, one time, we built a little jump, and were were goin maybe ten feet out. this black kid (bout 15) comes flyin in on rentals, hits the jump, goes seriously like 25 feet in the air, his skis shoot off his feet down to the bottom of the hill, and he lands on his head. i thought he died. we started down to see if he was ok, and he gets up and is like, Yeah!!!! Like nothin happened. five minutes later he does the same thing, but bout 30ft high. and gets up like nuthin happened. crazy
Oct 14 2002 9:53AM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
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i skiied naked from the top of whistler all the way down, bombing it so no ski patrol could catch me, and I had turtle dick for 2 weeks.
Oct 14 2002 6:36PM
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Ds91260
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turtle dick=gold
Oct 14 2002 7:10PM
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SUpilot
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spring season two years ago...took a run with my girlfriend during night skiing which wasnt lit up. we both thought it would be fun to be able to say we've had sex on the slopes...so we did it...it was fun except my nutts were like prunes. plus the thought of getting caught or even seen by someone else added to the thrill.
Oct 14 2002 8:49PM
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MadTrixter
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one time, i was bombing this trail we have, and it has a sharp turn where you can either stay on the trail or go to another slope, and right on the turn there is a massive headwall. well anyways,i was cruisin, and i decided to hit the headwall, even though there was nobody to tell me if it was clear. i hit it, and as soon as i do, i see ski patrol directly below my skis. i was about 6in from his head. i skied as fast as i could to the lift, but there was a huge line, so the guy came downm, bitched a lil bit, but didn't take my pass. i got lucky


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Oct 14 2002 9:10PM
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CTripper
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i saw this old man hit a small jump, and somehow landed right on his head, it was like a half front.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 14 2002 9:17PM
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MadTrixter
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oh yeah, and i saw some guy bombing one of the race courses this summer and hit one of the whalebacks and landed right on his side, i was the first one there and he was crying and shit, tellin me to take his boots off, and that he broke his ankle, but i was just like 'hold on dude, i'm goin to get ski patrol' then i just skied down, told a lifty, and went back up. i felt kinda bad, but ski patrol was there in like 2 min.


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Oct 14 2002 9:31PM
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Freeskifro
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Ummm...one time i did a 360 and landed on a 8 year old snowboarder....and then another time mu cousin cut some lady off and the lady fell down this big steep dropoff...it was funny
You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
Oct 14 2002 9:33PM
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freestyleskier14
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one time this guy went off this tiny jumps in one of r parks, he landed kinda foward, flew out of his binding and did a front flip. so freakin' funny!
ME: 'crap this freakin slash is drippin' blood all over me'! heh..bikes and rivers...'

Jessie:'u and matt are always doin' all these crazy dare devil things to get your self hurt!'
ME: 'ya...but its better that way, gotta take lots of risk! Besides...is it better to be a safety freak and never try nothing dangerous?'
Jessie: 'well, no'

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Nick: no, Im not gettin' a helmet. whats the point of adding safety to a dangerous sport?'

ha...my friends r sooo freakin' funny!
Oct 14 2002 11:41PM
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Drail
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...um...


...this one time at band camp...

Darryl Hunt

'im still inoocent darryl no worries... im saving myself for dave [pauls]' Rebecca
Oct 14 2002 11:45PM
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SUpilot
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yeah my friend an i were cutting across the bunning hill at one point ( my friend snowboards) and he totally smoked a little kid.
Oct 14 2002 11:55PM
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g-man
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I watched my friend straghtline an icy park jump and slip out on the inrun and fall and break his back in 3 places, and had two discs slip over top of each other.



I have a lot of influence.
I drive under it mostly.
Oct 15 2002 12:47AM
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Ds91260
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this was off the slopes, but ne way this guy was at the warped tour and in a mosh pit some guy gave him a wedgie, so the victim of the wedgie folowed the guy home and killed him, its freaky and sad sorta but if u think about it its pretty funny shit.
Oct 15 2002 12:53AM
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