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Who gets cold sores?

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johnnypsunami
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i made out with this chick last night and dont know if she had them, but now liek my underneath my bottom lip its kinda red and shit, fuck i better not get them
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 13 2002 11:36AM
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andyrightcoast
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HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLAGUE PLAGUE!!!!


*backs away*


-Andy

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Oct 13 2002 11:58AM
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yeti
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lol stay away from the dirty bitches!!

hopefully she didn't slob the knob...cuz it'll never go away!

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 13 2002 12:02PM
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Bawb
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hahahaha! hilarious last comment.

It could be any number of things.

Better hope its not syphillis and you nob rots off though
Oct 13 2002 12:04PM
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gauntlet1260
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say it wth me now, HERPES.
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Oct 13 2002 12:54PM
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i_am_retarded
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i'd rather get syphelis than herpes... syphelis is curab;le with a shot. if you got herpes you gots that shit for life


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Oct 13 2002 1:18PM
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alpentalik
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so pretty much you werent making out with her, but you were sucking the last guys dick that she slobbed.


''Its Friday again and time to get battered like a cheap cod.'' -Bawb
Oct 13 2002 2:30PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
If you see a Slutly girl with cold sores,

don't do it! nomatter

-haha bud, sucks to be you,


'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 13 2002 2:39PM
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gravteck
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A lot of girls have gone down on a guy at least once, especially as we get older here, so chances are that applies to most kissing you do.
Oct 13 2002 4:23PM
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witchbaby666
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you can get Genital Herpes from sharing your drink. SO DON'T!






*yawn*
Oct 13 2002 4:40PM
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kristen
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ew! maybe you got w/ a guy and it was just his stubble that scratched your face. haha kidding. but yeah, ummm don't get w/ sluty girls w/ herpes. that's nasty.
Oct 13 2002 7:06PM
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Dspin900
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yeah that sucks....dont touch it and scratch ure nuts or anything
Oct 13 2002 7:47PM
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MadTrixter
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witchbaby, you're retarded, you can't get genital herpes from sharing a drink, unless sharing your drink consists of rubbing the cup/straw all over your no-no-special-spot


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Oct 13 2002 8:05PM
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tahoeskier
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Yeah, a chick went down on me last night at homecoming. Shes a first timer though so i know shes clean. sucks for you!
Oct 13 2002 8:51PM
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yeti
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lol yeah and girls never lie about who they've been/haven't been with hahahahha

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 14 2002 3:43AM
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Bawb
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Beautiful

This is the best 'welcome to your sluty life' column I've ever read.

Boy, you'd better get yourself down the clinic and have the nurse poke your ham howitzer about with a wooden spatual
Oct 14 2002 5:56AM
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yeti
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you know what's really funny? The d00d never said he got his man-meat chick-vacumed, all i said was that 'hopefully she didn't slob the knob...cuz it'll never go away!' and everyone starts talking about how he has like three different diseases...

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 14 2002 11:33AM
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johnnypsunami
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hahaha calm down here ppl, all i said is i have liek this small red spot under my bottom lip, and its almost gone today so i realized i dont have anything, and im pretty sure there is a difference between cold sores and the fucking herpes that rots your cock, so everyone calm the fuck down! haha
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 14 2002 11:50AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
haha actually there isn't really

there is herpes simplex a and herpes simplex b. Either one can invade your cock :-)

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 14 2002 12:06PM
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MadTrixter
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nope, it's the same virus


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Oct 14 2002 3:02PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
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and you got both of them..The viruses are out there..and you're all gonna die suckas....what?.....he has what?..Oh.......What?.......yeah....ok.......ok.........I only had it once....where?......do I have to?.......BUT I LIKE THE STAIRS!!..WAHHNNNN!!!!!
Oct 14 2002 6:28PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
wtf is this guy talking about ?
get off the crack buddy
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 14 2002 6:55PM
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Ds91260
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funny shit
Oct 14 2002 6:58PM
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tahoeskier
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if you have herpes on your mouth thats just herpes simplex 1, which means you dont neccessarily have genital herpes. It depends how much she actually did slob your knob
Oct 14 2002 9:44PM
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skibrdingbitch
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i had a cold sore over xmas and i hav\d onky been with one guy and he didn't give me the cold sore it was just from really really chapped lips. i made out with 3 guys over xmas break and none of them got cold sores, haha it was really funny tho cause my sis and her boy told one of the boys that it was herpes and he was gonna get herpes, he started to freak out and shit, it was hilarious
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Oct 14 2002 11:23PM
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nipe
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at least people like andy dont have to worry at all about these diseases....
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Oct 15 2002 12:23AM
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andyrightcoast
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Fuck you.


-Andy

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This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 15 2002 12:31AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
I'm cutting you off from now on Seth, you'll have to get you're sex from someone else.


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Signs!
This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 15 2002 12:35AM
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nipe
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but but...
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Oct 15 2002 12:38AM
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nipe
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ive already been getting sex from your mom for awhile now, so dont even worry about it

OH!

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Oct 15 2002 12:41AM
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andyrightcoast
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I dont care, shes a stupid whore anyways, why dnot you kill her next time you see her. I wont care.


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Signs!
This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 15 2002 12:42AM
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nipe
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what a heartless, lost, teenager you are andy.
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Oct 15 2002 12:49AM
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Ds91260
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andy, seth, have u guys considered relationship counciling, it does wonders
Oct 15 2002 1:04AM
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andyrightcoast
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we've tried... hes only in it for my dick.


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Signs!
This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 15 2002 1:17AM
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Lanemeyers
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skiboarding bitch, you made out with 3 guys over xmas break? Santa should've put some morals in your stocking!

Everybody to the limit!
Oct 15 2002 12:59PM
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Maximumsushi
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Hahaha, 3 different guys = Slutasaurus.
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Oct 15 2002 1:20PM
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Lanemeyers
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More like Slutawhoreus!

Everybody to the limit!
Oct 15 2002 1:23PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
andy, i was in it for your pecks too, cmon, dont think im that shallow
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Oct 15 2002 2:24PM
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tahoeskier
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this is fucking hilarious!

Oct 15 2002 6:30PM
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Ds91260
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now andy what were u looking to get out of the relationship?
Oct 15 2002 6:33PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
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Three? thats nothin..snoggleberries taste like snoogleberries....funniest movie ever........where's the bathroom?........mmmmmm......only once?..ok......no..no....left......ow..wrong hole.....what?....uhhh......Joe?....ow!.sorry!....you're my daddy!....Elton!...again?......ELTON!!....but...thats not your name........pretend?......uhhhh....I don't really feel comforta-OUCH!......where'd you get that?.....Joe's closet?...my dad Joe?......OH GOD man....enough........no!, I don't like it like that......RAPE!.........oh, shit sorry man...I was just playin.....isn't that what I was supposed to say?


k....next time.

Crack? Im not on crack dickhead....Im IN it.

oh god..I feel so dirty.
Oct 15 2002 6:38PM
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johnnypsunami
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hey UB 9 inches whatever you are obviously a flamer who makes no sense, so go away
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 15 2002 7:11PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
it does make sense..read it like a one sided conversation.

and i ain't goin anywhere..grow a sence of humour, or as I like to call it..a penis.
Oct 15 2002 9:36PM
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MadTrixter
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sorry...not understanding it


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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Oct 15 2002 10:13PM
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skipimp_
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i get it. you guys are tools.

i think hes funny. But thats cause he paid me...I mean LAID me, sorry.


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Oct 15 2002 10:58PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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making another screen name and then talking to yourself is cool.
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Oct 16 2002 12:53AM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
really? maybe Ill get on that...but I just got here, I really don't need another one.

why isn't it snowing yet?
Oct 16 2002 7:44AM
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Lanemeyers
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It;s fuckin Snozzberries too man, not snoggleberries or whatever you said.'

We are the musicmakers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams!

Everybody to the limit!
Oct 16 2002 4:29PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
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really? you sure? I coulda swore it was snoogleberries.
Oct 17 2002 7:50AM
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skipimp_
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pee wee herman has cold sores. maybe you got them from him?

just joshin ya...in the ass...hahaha...sorry.


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Oct 17 2002 9:46PM
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