Morning people. Waking up in an arm-chair is never the best start.
I may have been a bit over-exuberant (see 'shit-faced again') with the booze last night. So much so that I need a Sauna to recover
My eyes are literally on stalks and it's clear that at some point last night I must have eaten a substantial quantity of cotton wadding. And my attempts at chatting to chicks were badly thwarted - I've never had a hand thrust so violently in my face before.
I'm going to a fancy dress party tonight, people, tell me what I should wear!!!!!!