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Who wants to read some funny shit? FUNNY SHIT!!
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man, I went into change at my school, and went to wash my hands, and there was this guy, (trevor) like 250 lbs sitting on the sink shitting and crying....one of the oddest moments of my life.....but 2 nights ago, we got hammed and ran around a graveyard and lay on graves and jumped on a 10 foot gravestone that broke and fell on my buddy, giving him 2 marks on his neck that look exaclty like vampire bites..kinda eerie. then we bought subway and climbed a water tower and puffed a stiffy.
i used to stand on the seat while i shitted so i didn't have to have ass contact with public toilets..but now i think it's kinda kinky, cause whenever Im in public, I sneak into girls washrooms to download... mmmmm warm seats...
anyone ever piss sitting down cause they're too lazy to stand up? it's awesome.
And last night I dyed my hair blond (turned gold) and there was some left over, so i dyed my pubes....now im mailing my pubes to my ex-girlfriends. take that bitches.
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
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none of that was really funny
Word up to all the subie owners out there!
Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
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my mom says im funny
asshole
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
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i dont understand.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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i just tye dyed a bunch of stuff, AND i THINK IM hIGH on tye dye chemicals...it's part of Katimavik..group activity.....
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'
..'My mom played footsie with me..'
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People who knock over and dececrate grave stones deserve to be severely beaten.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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agreed
Word up to all the subie owners out there!
Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
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Whatever thats bullshit. Everysingle one of you can shit and piss on my corpse, if you're that concerned about the physical you don't know. I thought ski pimps post was funny sorry I'm not cool like you
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yeah i think ive met trevor before, hes huge, i think if i saw him like that i would die laughing
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doesnt he go by the nickname big country or something
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that wasn't funny - oranges are funnier than what you just said
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
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not everyone appreciates the artform that is I.
and oranges are hilarious
Why don't you come over and severely beat me then n-sync?
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'
..'My mom played footsie with me..'
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