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newkid900
Posts: 632 - Karma: 138
does anyone have any tips on dating girls. Like asking them out or getting to know them.



I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
Oct 3 2002 8:42PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
dont try, the more u try, the worse it gets my friend.

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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
Oct 3 2002 8:46PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
they fuck with your mind... they confuse you to death and then you can't do anything right then they say 'i knew you were an inconsiderate egotistical asshole' and walk away and it is really hurtful and confusing and i think i will go cry now... and it is ALL THEIR FAULT!!!!!!!!!










Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
Oct 3 2002 8:49PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Yeah take the Milla KIllas word for it...the harder you try the shittier it becomes
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
Oct 3 2002 8:54PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
gota agree w/ nine milla
Oct 3 2002 9:19PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i have had no girlfriends so i dont know what im talkin about, but watch the movie 'tao of steve' and youll have all the advice you need


Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 3 2002 9:48PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
man it is soooooooooooo true the not trying part, for example i have been trying my whole life, geling my hair, dressing all nice and shit, and what do i have to show dfor it NOTHING! however as soon as i stopped trying and just doing nothing, girls always seem to want me, the more you dont want them, the more they want you, look at it that way!
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 3 2002 9:57PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah except i dont gel my hair or dress nice or care, i dont try and i have nothing to show for it


Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 3 2002 10:00PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
Just talk to us. Compliments are always appreciated, (nice shoes, you have pretty hair...) ask us questions about ourselves, and listen (that seems to be the hard one).
Oct 3 2002 10:12PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
no the hard one is the compliments, they always seem forced


Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 3 2002 10:17PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
GET EM DRUNK!! (or high)... but if you're not ugly or a stupid shit than just be yourself...

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Oct 3 2002 10:56PM
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PunkRawk
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
You guys wish you could pull chix like i do.
silly faggot dick are for chics
Oct 3 2002 11:10PM
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wannabegangster
Posts: 897 - Karma: 12
that last post was the truest thing i have ever heard.
Oct 3 2002 11:10PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Okay, ya'll know I'm the biggest chick pulling pimp in the world so listen up yo.

BE YOUR DAMN SELF!! If you're in high school and stuff then the chances are pretty high that you're going to be having a physical relationship that doesn't mean much and will last not very long anyway. In some cases that's not true but it is qutie right for the majority.

If you're in university or college or whatever then a lot of people are just going to be sleeping around anyway. If you're actually after a very, nice meaningful relationship then:

IT TAKES TIME!!!

You have to find someone who is like you, someone with similar interests, beliefs and is headed in the same direction as you. Be yourself and get to know them slowly and carefully. If you rush in, you'll get hurt. If you make decisions before you get to know them properly, you'll get hurt. And if a chick don't like you for or what you are, then she's not worth it. Just be yourself that's the big thing,

Most of you are just in too much of a hurry for a relationship or are simply like Romeo, 'I'm in love with the idea of being in love.' Just take it easy, relationships and love are very heavy things, they will hurt from time to time and other times they will be the greatest thing in the world, but if you actually want to date a chick and have a meaningful relationship you have to be open, take the risk of being hurt, be honest and sensitive but not too sensitive.

That's all I have to say about that.

If you need specialist help, gimmie a message.

Peace to the masses

Stay cool

out

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
Oct 4 2002 1:10AM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
dude.. shouldnt you be on some cheezy day time talk show or something?



Good Old English
Oct 4 2002 2:39AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Just trying to help the masses man

but yeah, maybe I should have my own cheesy day time TV show, that'd be mad badass.

'Brutha T's mantis phatt day time shibby TV shizow!'

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
Oct 4 2002 2:42AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Tao of Steve! Hahahaha, that movie is hilarious. I forgot about it, hwoever, there was one quote in it i used to use but now I forget, I'll have to reant it again. Very funny indeed!

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 4 2002 9:02AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Hahahahaha! Tim, it's so true! You are a pimp.
Here's my advice: Just make sure you have an abundance of inflatable dolls, that way if one pops, you can just blow up another.
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Vote rebel!

'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
Oct 4 2002 10:46AM
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JibChile
Posts: 95 - Karma: 10
Phatttime i got ur back on the sensitive shyt
Id like to give NS.COM the greatest toast honor of all the gold medal 40 toast
Oct 4 2002 4:55PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
werd yo!

And Jay, you better believe it buddy, haha. you damn pretty beast!! rrrrrr!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
Oct 4 2002 7:09PM
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Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
ok, im a girl so take it from me...we defs appreciate like, the whole caring sensitive deal a lot more than a hot pimped out guy...i know it sounds corny but hey its true. there was some guy trying to get ass from me and all he kept saying was that he modeled, so he thought id go after him. yeah right, maybe he was hot, but other than that, there was nothing to him. the fact that you guys are all skiers though definitely adds personality points. dont stress though, theres a lot more important stuff than dating...personally its kinda messed up...you get with someone, fall for them, and 5 months later its over...go figure.



-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep-
Oct 7 2002 9:49PM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
that not trying shit is true. im a pretty boy and i got friends that dont give a fuck and they pull more chicks than i ever could.
Oct 7 2002 10:07PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
That's because deep down inside, every girl likes it rough.






*yawn*
Oct 7 2002 10:29PM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
true that
ski hard
just because you've made it this far doesn't mean you've made it
Oct 7 2002 10:50PM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
first of all let me just say. GIRLS ARE INCREDIBLEY COMPLICATED!!!! They will confuse u mess with your mind and all sorts of things. I can't really give that much info at age 15 but I agree on a lot of what tim said. Girls love compliments on everything. When they ask your opinion on something and u know they like it just say yes. and whats funny is you'll find that u almost automatically will. Like the other day I was with to of my friends, at a sports shop and we were looking for stuff for skiing and snow boarding. while my friend thats a guy was lookin for shoes I was helpin my friend thats a girl find sunglasses for skiing. She took along time and tried like 20 different ones and asked me wich ones I liked. And I found myself saying that she looked good in every single pair she tried on. its weird how girls can do that to u. SO...take your time and be your self. It does't really matter how u rate on looks. They want a sense tive nice person who listens to them. thats all I have to say, man that was a freakin' long post!!!!!

'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
Oct 8 2002 12:39AM
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JATS101
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
DOnt become a friend!!! cause then there is no hope in hell
Oct 8 2002 12:43AM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
this is so true



I have a lot of influence.
I drive under it mostly.
Oct 8 2002 1:31AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
i'm friends with almost all my ex's....haven't had any major problems for the most part.

And for advice on women, all you need to do is go buy the Men's Health Guide to Women. It's the freakin bible, trust me. Should still be on the shelves.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.
Oct 8 2002 4:47PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, also a good read actually. Maybe a bit above a lot of you but it's still alright aye. haha.

I'm friends with all my ex's also. Except for my most recent one who turned out to be a psycho bitch who lied to me about absolutley everything, grrrrr @ her, stupid slag, she's still all mental and stuff and goes napalm at any other girl that even hints and maybe liking me, haha, it's really quite funny but I wish she'd take a hint and go away.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
Oct 8 2002 5:15PM
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