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Drail
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ok - i'm going to bring up the arguement that has been around since the invention of the toilet. should the seat remain up or down?

I think that if the guy wants to keep the seat up than he can. why should chicks have the last say in the matter? they want it down, we want it up - have we not been fighting for equal rights? so why is the chicks say more powerful than the guys? if the chick wants the seat down she can put it down, we gotta put the seat up when we piss afterall. and if the seat is up and you fall in - well than you desirve it - doesn't take that long to just look down before you sit - you wouldn't sit down on a park bench without looking to see if you're gonna sit in gum or anything would you? exactly.

so lets hear it - toilet seat - up or down?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Oct 1 2002 3:10PM
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andyrightcoast
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They should invent a goddamned automatic toilet seat or something... fuckin a already, if we can make robots that can learn to escape from their pen's (true story, read it on slashdot or something) than why cant we make an automatic toilet seat!?


-Andy

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'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Oct 1 2002 3:12PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
If we were to remove the seat altogether, there would be no room for arguments, now would there? Perhaps, then this is the best idea?

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 1 2002 3:12PM
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west
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i hate it when people say 'fucking a', if your gonna say fuck just say ass. i don't get people.
....west
Oct 1 2002 3:21PM
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fairygirl
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Removing the seat would be bad. I think Andy has the best idea so far. lol


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Oct 1 2002 3:24PM
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andyrightcoast
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I'm damn sure Fuckin A doesnt mean ass... dumbshit. Thats what, 2 useless posts you've made in like 5 minutes... GOOD JOB... idiot.


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Oct 1 2002 3:45PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Instead of putting money into a robotic toilet seat, why not create a jet pack or something so you could levitate, then it wouldn't matter. Plus it would be perfect for public cans too!

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 1 2002 3:51PM
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dez22
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i keep it down cuz i got good aim
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Oct 1 2002 4:21PM
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yeti
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the a is pretty much meant to mean awesome.

and there already are many automatic toilet seat putter-downers...they work on the same principal as the autoflushing toilets.

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FROSTMONKEY
Oct 1 2002 4:48PM
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linkray
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if guys can learn to aim better or something there would be no need to have it up at all...then again if girls could learn not to fall in then we wouldnt have to put it down ever.IMO if you go to the bathroom and leave it down, the next person to go has to put it up if they want it up..and so on. Maybe you could compromise and make the toilet seat thinner so you dont piss all over it when you go, and ladies dont fall in when they sit down.

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Oct 1 2002 5:43PM
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MadTrixter
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yeah, i hate fucking a too, i say fukeneh?!, and i barely ever even say that.

as for the shitter seats...why can't they all be like the ones in the retard stalls where the middle is cut out?

somebody make that their fucking sig


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Oct 1 2002 5:58PM
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PhattTim
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I reckon the hinges should be stiffer, then we could leave it hanging in the middle between up and down and there would be no arguements coz you could do whatever the fuck you want with it

but personally I always put it down coz I have 4 chick flatmates and they would beat me up.

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Oct 1 2002 6:08PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
ya, i always put it down.. i don't wanna be staring at a dirty poo-stained bowl whenever i'm in the loo.
Oct 1 2002 6:53PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
this whole argument is what created urinals, damn if it matters that much just buy one and put it next to your shitter, problem solved



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Oct 1 2002 8:15PM
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Drail
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how much do those cost?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Oct 1 2002 10:10PM
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tremblantripper
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probly like the same price as a shitter, what 200$



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Oct 1 2002 11:06PM
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Big_Willy
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Chicks have more power in that respect because they can appear to be less horny and therefore withold sex.



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Oct 1 2002 11:41PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i don't know what you think sex is, but last time i checked - pissing wasn't involved.

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Oct 1 2002 11:49PM
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witchbaby666
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I think what he meant is that's why guys have to do what girls tell them to.






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Oct 2 2002 12:26AM
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Whistlermann
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The plumbing for a urinal would be too expensive. What about taking a shit???
Guys need it down 20% of the time anyway so the toilet is being used 120% down and 80% up, i think that the girls have got a point.
Or maybe I just shit way more than other people

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Oct 2 2002 11:17PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
Well..i close the lid so that the uncoordinated people in my house don't knock my toothbrush it it, then put it back without telling me. So closed is the way to go.

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Oct 3 2002 12:28AM
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$1080PLP$
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simply UP girls can eather have a wet seat or acutaly look before sitting and put it down it not hard... we use it more then they do so we sould have it our way. haha that sounds sooo sexes, sorry about that ladies


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Your not AKL... SO FUCK YOU!
Oct 3 2002 12:30AM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
I remember I saw a clip from that crappy show 'The View' where Meredit Vierra brought this cone that girls hold under themselves so that they can pe standing up and it funnels down into the toilet, someone already has it figured out.
Oct 3 2002 12:36AM
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lagwagon
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Who gives a fuck, its a fucken toilet seat its like 2 grams and not hard to lift up or even put down, just get a bit of toilet paper and push it up with that if you don't wanna touch it, shit, thats a american thing too, never heard of it, before i watched iot on movies.
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sorry i angry.
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Oct 3 2002 6:34AM
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