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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Let's face it, we're lazy.

when was the last time you heard about somebody lifting weights and jogging all summer to help improve their park skiing? are there articles in freeze about how to get in shape for ski season?

dont get me wrong, im just as lazy as the rest of you, and it's part of why this is the greatest sport in existence.


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Oct 1 2002 12:23AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
uhh...CR Johnson? Phil Dion? I just lifted and ran today, but, nay, many don't...JF Cusson, for example.


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Oct 1 2002 12:27AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
true enough, but there is always some skiers that work their asses off to stay in shape to do what they do. I'm probably in the best shape I've ever been in heading into a ski season, but that is because I bike, swim and play soccer all year round
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Oct 1 2002 12:45AM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
hell yeah we're lazy, and NS isn't helpin it either

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 1 2002 1:26AM
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huckster989
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i was so not laxy this summer. I ran with cross country every morning all summer, but then ditched the team cuz i realized that it was boring and now i'm focusing on weight lifting. I'm damn near the opposite of who you are talking about k2skeepimp!

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Oct 1 2002 2:05AM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 31
u must be joking, the GOOD 'newschoolers' work their asses off. If you look at 90% of the pros out there they spend a shit load of time in the gym. Ask Seth Morrison how long he spends in the gym and you will realize his dedication to the sport. As many people will soon realize you can't rely on just natural talent to succeed in this sport, you need to work at it.
Oct 1 2002 2:11AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
i make myself ride my bmx to work and back everyday. It's about a 16km round trip. I should do weight training, but i can't stand doing something if it doesn't feel like it's getting me somewhere right away.

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Oct 1 2002 2:32AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
''I should do weight training, but i can't stand doing something if it doesn't feel like it's getting me somewhere right away.''

maybe you're not lifting enough...the other day i lifted so much that i could barely lift my fork to my mouth at dinner...healthy? no, but it feels good to know you just man raped yourself and that you're gonna do it tomorrow untill you puke. oh yeah.


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Oct 1 2002 2:50AM
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Big_Willy
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I plan to start lifting and running, and I know someone else on this board who runs and lifts. I dont feel like collapsing after a 10 minute bootpack, so Im going to get in shape.



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Oct 1 2002 4:13AM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
I agree... Layzinezzz is the first main factor of newschool-skiing... Working ones way to the podium, offcourse, requires strenght and agility and all that shit, but i agree... Its ok to be a layzee newschooler... Why else would they call us skibum's?
Oct 1 2002 6:54AM
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ColoradoFlats
Posts: 2467 - Karma: 23
i def. wouldn't catagorize myself as lazy. possibly on the weekends, but i work 7-5 mon-fri and still ride my bike everyday. i think you just feel lazy because you just took a bong rip, and hey, I'm right there with ya!!
Oct 1 2002 10:28AM
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*steeve*
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
i never even stretch before i ski.... bad bad...but i plan to start if n e one cares
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Oct 1 2002 11:36AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
What i meant by not getting anywhere, is i'm sitting in one place. I don't mind biking or running or wakeboarding because i'm moving and not just in one spot. But when it comes to weight lifting, i can't stand just sitting in a little room for an hour lifting stuff.

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Oct 1 2002 12:08PM
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RRhighrider
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i am very lazy but i will be in real good shape when ski season because i play football and i lift every moprning for football.
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Oct 1 2002 12:16PM
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gravteck
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Have been liftin for 5 years, 5 nights a week here at school.
Oct 1 2002 12:16PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
Try doing bong curls, does holding in a hit off the pipe longer count as a workout?? They can't be as bad for you as the ever so famous 12oz curls usually done in sets of 6,12 or 24. How about a keg toss or keg lifting contest. I hear tanner likes to lift bales of grass for a workout, or was that smoke a bale of grass?? The best workout is have sex with your spouse or seg. other and burn off 300 calories.
Oct 1 2002 1:00PM
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WAskier720
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but alpentalik your a big mountain skier man

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Oct 1 2002 1:03PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
I ran 5 days a week during the summer and stopped for like 3 weeks when I cam to university, but I'm back in it now. I gained some wait, so I'm pissed. Some slut stole my treadmill last night, that sucked.
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Oct 1 2002 1:31PM
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FreshCoast
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One of the main reasons I joined my school's cross country team was to get in shape for the winter. I run pretty much year round too.
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Oct 1 2002 1:54PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i hate lazyness - i hate lazy people. i used to be lazy, but i got bored and tired of that so um, yea - lazyness sucks - it's worse than incompitance.

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Oct 1 2002 2:51PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
im talking about park skiing, big mountain is different. lifting weights all summer isnt going to help you stomp your switch rodeos.
i pride myself in being able to ski the whole mounttain, but im still pretty lazy in the summertime, oh well


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Oct 1 2002 3:28PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
If you want to get into a program work on muscle tollerance through out your whole body and straight up power lifting in your legs so you can pop like WAskier720's cherry. If you want to get hard core, do gymnastics and yoga, keeping all your shit loose and strong is probably the best shit you can do for yourself. Flexibility is important throwing tricks, but more so when you eat shit in twisting falls so you won't rip shit as easily.


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Oct 1 2002 3:33PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
yea i could do that...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................um, no


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Oct 1 2002 3:36PM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
I've been lifting 4 days a week for a straight month now. I intend to contiue through the new year so that when i come back to school in Colorado I'll be ready to rip. I'm playing club lax and flag football too which isn't tons of work, but hey, it's running.




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Oct 1 2002 4:59PM
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