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yellowsnow4u

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um no, you pagan bastard, you. haha just kiddin'
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'

Oct 16 2001 8:38PM

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jono

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i already burned a pair of skis by accident twin tipping them. ohh and if you want it to snow EAT CARROTS!!! It might sound weird, but trust me on this one.

Oct 16 2001 9:09PM

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Ski_Instructor_Mike

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done and done (as I reach for another carrot)
'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'

Oct 16 2001 9:11PM

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hanklambo

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ok, ill go loook for some carrots
and dont burnm the skis, send them back to the company and get another pair!

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO

Oct 16 2001 9:14PM

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frost

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Eat a muff

Oct 16 2001 9:44PM

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jono

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i guess my obsesion towards carrots started one day last year when my mom told me to eat carrots. i told my mom i would only eat my carrots if she promised me it would snow. she said 'uhh ok' just thinking i was being an idiot, but then 3 days later i walked outside my house to three feet of snow. now wherever i go, i tell people to eat there carrots.
The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Oct 16 2001 10:14PM

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jono

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cool my new signature looked like part of my story
The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Oct 16 2001 10:14PM

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ROB

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well i had some carrots today . .so bring on the snow! one month and counting . .

Oct 16 2001 10:18PM

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PhattTim

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the carrots thing is soooo true, me and PhattBevan eat them all the time, it's pure mountain food.

- My Mom Says I'm Cool

Oct 16 2001 11:10PM

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mtw

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Ack! I'm allergic to carrots.

Must find substitute.

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Oct 16 2001 11:20PM

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AppSkier

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carrots and french fries are pure foods.

1000!

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Mountains

Oct 17 2001 1:09PM

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AppSkier

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carrots and french fries are pure foods.

1000!

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Mountains

Oct 17 2001 1:09PM

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quebecfreestyler

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carrot are orange but orange are not carrot.....

Oct 17 2001 1:55PM

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stephen_beast

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On the magic schoolbus arnold eats carrots for a month and turns oarnge.

Oct 17 2001 5:47PM

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hanklambo

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i just ate some carrots a little while ago, and im spreading the word to all skiers i know to eat carrots

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO

Oct 17 2001 5:49PM

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jono

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DC man your my hero. you can join me in my mission of spreading the carrot word. and a freind at school has eaten carrots (a lot) ever since he was a little kid and his hands are noticably orange.
The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Oct 17 2001 6:19PM

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renorider

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Why not just drink beer at least that tastes good. Plus you always ski better on a hangover anyways.

Oct 17 2001 6:19PM

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Freestyla_01

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on the magic schoolbus, arnold eats those seaweed things, that are orange in the middle. he turns orange, then the class shrinks and goes into his body to get rid of the orangeness before his big speech. ive seen that one like 3 times for some reason, ive only watched the magic school bus like 5 times in my life.

Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.

Oct 17 2001 6:25PM

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Freestyla_01

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on the magic schoolbus, arnold eats those seaweed things, that are orange in the middle. he turns orange, then the class shrinks and goes into his body to get rid of the orangeness before his big speech. ive seen that one like 3 times for some reason, ive only watched the magic school bus like 5 times in my life.

Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.

Oct 17 2001 6:25PM

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hanklambo

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YES!, im someones hero, go me, go me...ok, im done

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO

Oct 17 2001 6:39PM

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jono

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there my signature now shows my feelings on life. join me guys, when you join my religious group you get to pick your own rank (as long as it doesnt sound cooler than mine)
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Oct 17 2001 9:53PM

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PhattTim

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haha, you're a weed man, good on ya bro, anyone wanna join my cult of the busted up snowboarder who didn't eat carrots before a powder day??

- My Mom Says I'm Cool

Oct 17 2001 11:20PM

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jono

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I'm a weed man? Sence makes none to you. just kidding. damn that wasnt funny at all.
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

Oct 17 2001 11:25PM

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