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WARNING: Showers

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What
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WARNING: never, ever fart in the shower. the gas must react with the water, and it smells stronger/worse, and then the walls and everything stop the smell from spreading, so you get trapped in a gas chamber.
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Sep 24 2002 2:44AM
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gravteck
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Haven't you ever sat in the tub and let out a flapper, after the intial giggle your thought is T-1 second.
Sep 24 2002 12:01PM
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CTripper
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yeah i fart in my dads lake all the time and its quite possibly the worst smell over, youre right about water reacting with the smell.
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Sep 24 2002 3:04PM
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C'mon Tim, this IS funny!

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Sep 24 2002 6:49PM
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sirjibsalot
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i think the gas reacats with the water....
and form something else
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Sep 24 2002 6:54PM
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Drail
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maybe it's kind of the same principle's as how a bong works... perhaps there are chemicel's (how the fuck do you spell that word?) in a fart that mask the odour a bit, and when it's filtered threw water those chem's are taken out and all that is left is dirty fart smell. so instead of changing the gas to something different it is just purifying it.

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Sep 24 2002 7:56PM
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BrodyLeven
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whats a bong...haha

um yeah i like doing it. i like the smell.

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Sep 24 2002 9:45PM
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What
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either the filter theory is what does it
or the water, the h2o bit, reacts with the gas molecules which are expelled from your anus, creating a worse and stronger smelling chemical gas.
and then it is all trapped by the shower walls/door/curtain, to create a gs chamber effect
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Sep 25 2002 1:38AM
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Jodi
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HA HA! That is one of the most important rules of a relationship im my mind - when taking showers together - NO FARTS PLEASE! - When lying on the couch or anywhere else - they are more than exceptable.


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Sep 25 2002 12:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I always thought farts smelled less in the shower. Cause the water pushes them down to the bottom.
Sep 25 2002 9:29PM
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ColdBlooded
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I wonder what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same time? I think the atmosphere would fill with sulfuric gas and everyone would die. Then someone would try to light a cigarette and then the whole planet would ignite into a huge fireball...................................................or not. It would be like the brown noise on south park where everyone shits their pants at the same time.
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Sep 25 2002 9:43PM
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Drail
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oh, i see how it is now Jodi... i'm sorry.

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Sep 25 2002 10:32PM
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Drail
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did i just cross the line with that? if so - i'm sorry.

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Sep 25 2002 10:33PM
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