Hey all, I can finally go to sleep. For the last several hours, I have wanted to do nothing but sleep but could not because I was missing one very key element: BED.
I had to sleep in another room last night cause my roomate stomach blasted all over our sink/mirror/floor/garbage/fridge/my tooth brush/etc. It stunk up the whole room so bad there was no way I could sleep there. Plus he was tanked and couldn't clean it up. I took my matress and camped out on someone's floor. When I got back from Snowjam, and went to retrieve my bed, both guys were gone. That was about 3 and a half hours ago. I finally got my bed back and am going to sleep like some sort of automated sleeping machine.
''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''