I'm attending Northern Michigan University and tonight was really boring so i'm in my room and all...I get this weird call with a voice machine attached...this person was really messing with me and I didn't know what was going on..she was saying how she knew me and everything..turns out it was the hottest girl on campus. Seriously, I have never seen such an attractive brunette in my life...better than the models in cozmo or maxim...so then she asked me I knew who she was and all...me being in shock I didn't really know who would place such a call. I tried to play it cool by asking her questions that would give me some clues but no good. It was all oblivious to me until she hung up (saying she would call back later)..I realized it was Ashley and that I'm the biggest retard in the world! see what happens, your given the chance of a lifetime and you fuck up!
Mike Hunt. Enough said.