I am that 1% your mom warns you about, and yes i am your father, and i am an alcoholic. I am a fucking vandal, i walk down the street and tell my dog to bite passer-bys in the nuts. I throw rocks at cops cause' i hate em. I set fires behind fire stations just to see how good thier response time is. I steal beer from safeway, drink it in the bathroom, and pee in the bottle and put it back in the freezer. Why? Because i am so fucking rad. What ever i find under your couch, i keep. (You heard me) I keep frozen racoon heads in my freezer next to the juice pops. WAskier720, when you see me on the slopes you will know it is me, because i am the guy that just bit the arm of that fat little kid that is where that fucking jester hat. You will know it is me because i am throwing down on the biggest gaps, throwing tricks switch that would make you grandma orgasim on skis that are 5 years old, and i have invented a new trick, i did copy it, but put a little twist on it. It is called the
'DIRTY SPRINKLER' You get butt ass naked do a 1260 while letting the brown stuff fly!!!!
That is when you know it is me, moms are going to tell their groms, 'Don't eat the brown snow'
I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home