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My Dad Wants My Mom...

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alpentalik
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So we went out to dinner tonight for my dad's uncle's birthday...on the way home we're stopped at a light an I look over and there is this tattoo/piercing place with an add in the window that says 'Nipple Piercing $55' I was like, wow that's kind of expensive and my mom's like yeah, and gross. So then my dad says to my mom, if I could see your nipple I would do it for free.


''They've got a prety face and pretty thighs, but what about their insides?''
Sep 20 2002 12:02AM
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Skibum420
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are you a product of incest? just a thought
Fight the Man
Sep 20 2002 12:05AM
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Krongos
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if i were you, id slap my dad and say speaking of gross


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Sep 20 2002 12:06AM
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Co-Flow
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why do people think sex with your family is so bad anyway? blood is thicker than water...and thicker than seamen too

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Sep 20 2002 12:18AM
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kevywevy
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incest is a game the whole family can play


meh?
Sep 20 2002 12:29AM
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alpentalik
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hm, thats quote of the millenium righ there


''They've got a prety face and pretty thighs, but what about their insides?''
Sep 20 2002 12:35AM
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WAskier720
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and its not a game like monopoly, when you play incest everyone is a winner

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Sep 20 2002 12:40AM
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gravteck
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What's that marilyn manson quote, 'incest is best, put your sister to the test'
Sep 20 2002 4:02AM
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MadTrixter
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sometimes i find condoms in my parents droor and it pisses me off


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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Sep 20 2002 12:55PM
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kevywevy
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well thats what you get for going through their shit


meh?
Sep 20 2002 2:55PM
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MadTrixter
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i only look there when my dad tells me to find his cars keys for him cause he's too lazy to do it himself


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
Sep 20 2002 3:02PM
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kevywevy
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sucker


meh?
Sep 20 2002 3:04PM
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BigPerm
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now we know why alpentalik turned out the way he did. it all makes since now.
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Sep 21 2002 1:09PM
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BrodyLeven
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not really.

thats gross, all of you guys. all of your stories.


however that manson quote is damn cool...

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Sep 21 2002 1:57PM
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i_am_retarded
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word up dun

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Sep 21 2002 2:17PM
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WAskier720
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After seeing erichs mom I now also want her, look out erichs dad I will kill for her!

WAskier1080: you should be a motivational speaker you know?
Machete skier32: oh i am
Machete skier32: i tell little kids im gonna ravage their ass
WAskier1080: with your tounge?
Machete skier32: no...my middle finger
Machete skier32: times 2
Sep 21 2002 2:23PM
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kevywevy
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looks like erich is gonna have a new daddy


meh?
Sep 21 2002 4:00PM
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TAK
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Yeah, now that's the kind of tasteful conversation that's me glad I woke up this morning.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Sep 21 2002 6:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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oh man. Thats funny. My parents arent that funny.
Sep 22 2002 12:02PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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uhg! Blood isnt thicker than seamen!














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Sep 22 2002 2:06PM
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