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Top 10 Reasons you know your addicted to Newschoolers

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TrystX
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
10. After posting a topic you procede to check back on it more than 30 times a day seeing who responded.
9. You look at all the female jibbers profiles realizing that most are too young/ ugly to date personally.
8. You happen to watch all of the movies in the media section and decide to watch them again/download all of them because you dont have your 'Happy Dayz' or 'Strike 3' dvd yet.
7. You happen to look through all of the profiles names that are named after pro riders only to realize they are retarted 12 year olds.
6. After looking through all of the pros names you search the rest of the profiles (all 7000) to see if there are in fact any pro riders on this forum.
5. You constantly change you own profile every other day and add a new trick under your 'best tricks' until you have a better arsenal than Eric Pollard.
4. You actually get carried away talking about how skiing cant include ski boarding. (Of course your name happily plugs line like 3 times in it.) *and I quote from lineskis.com: 'There has recently been a lot of debate among core riders regarding which size and style boards are cool or not cool. Who deserves respect or not according to the size of their boards. And Even what to call short or long board. Who cares? We dont!...And neither should you......Keep developing your own style and well keep making boards-products that support you.' -Jason Levinthal*
3. You constatly post about how cool your new haircut looks with the new skis-oakley puffy pants that tanner 'signed'.
2. After uploading pictures of yourself in front of a mirror holding your new skis and showing your new dew and pants you procede to the forums section a nice long speech of why you hate posers in new school skiing.
1. And the # 1 reason you know your addicted to newschoolers.....You get piss drunk and decided to start a top 10 list only now realizing the girls on here arent that young-ugly anymore.
Sep 19 2002 10:45PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
:-) If you're referring to me in that 'Name plugs Line like three times' deal, Its farely safe to say my views have changed in the last couple years....


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 19 2002 10:50PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i only do one of those so im ok i guess


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 19 2002 10:59PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
haha, nice, i'm an addict. Another one could be checking the forums before your own email account, which i always do.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.
Sep 20 2002 12:52AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
hahaha... that's good. you can relate those to so many ppl on here. lol
Sep 20 2002 1:05AM
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TrystX
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
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Sep 20 2002 3:56PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
hahaha, im a lot of those

Pro Am It's all about the East.
Sep 20 2002 4:03PM
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TrystX
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
Well the first step is admitting you have a problem.... :P
Sep 20 2002 4:06PM
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PsychoJibTasticular
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
I have a problem.....
'Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.'
Sep 20 2002 4:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
rookies...

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
Sep 20 2002 6:17PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
uhh.. i forget where i am

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Sep 20 2002 6:18PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
yea like 90% of that is true
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 15 2004 10:36PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
How old are you, and why dont you have a picture? Im sure there isnt enough beer in this world that could make you attractive little boy.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 15 2004 10:42PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
hehe i remmember this thread from a looong time ago. there was like 3 pages of me having a conversation with trystx but i guess some totally gay cock sucking faggot deleted it
'never shaved my legs, i shaved my anus last year, the fucken scabs are still there'
-lateralis
Jan 15 2004 11:08PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah I think it's possible I may have a problem too

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Jan 15 2004 11:15PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
ok.... but the real number one reason is that u no ur addicted when u look to advice to people on here on how to have safe sex





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 16 2004 12:09AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
tim and i both know we have problems


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 12:12AM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
Or the number one is when u skip a day of skiing to be on this site. Ha, beat that. I dont sdo that by the way, i only do one of those things that he said



to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720


Chad-\'lets head north.\'
Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!


' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day






Jan 16 2004 12:18AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I'm addicted way to much
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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada\'-Britney Spears
Jan 16 2004 12:22AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I hardly ever come on this site.... hehe

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Jan 16 2004 12:26AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
holy damn 38 posts and u went dimond. 10000 holy moly





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 16 2004 12:28AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
whatever happened to waiting for lateralis?



friends don't let friends snowblade
Jan 16 2004 12:31AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
he is gonna wait for me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 2:14AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yea i got about 3 on there
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S3p Represent'
PBP Junkie
TMC For life
www.tmcmogul.com
Jan 16 2004 11:46AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i do the thread checking thing. With videos though.

Coming Soon...
Jan 16 2004 2:45PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahha yeah, whenever i post a vid or a picture, i always make sure to check it every 10 minutes to see what new comments i've gotten. haha pretty sad.


-Jason
Jan 16 2004 2:55PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
found this while serching thought id bump it up. real funny and true
Jul 5 2004 9:55PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
im only an addict in the winter i guess cuz i got nothing better to do during the week besides school



SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
Jul 5 2004 9:59PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah, im addicted





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 5 2004 10:03PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i'm only 1 of those also...but i am addicted to the internet and this is the only site i look at for hours on end reading shit people say


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pennywise the clown lives in my closet
Jul 5 2004 10:07PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
hm...
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line skis- because skiing needs a future

i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
Jul 5 2004 10:27PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
yeah me too


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 6 2004 9:07AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
whenever i post a pic or a thread, i check it a million times because i have nothing better to do.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 6 2004 9:10AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
same^ and like 4 or 5 of those relate to me
skiing rules
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jul 6 2004 9:13AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
those arent all the top 10 reasons....there are some better ones


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
Jul 6 2004 9:38AM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
true^
$$$ Pine Ridge Crew $$$
Jul 6 2004 9:44AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
i have a problem




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 6 2004 3:15PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
ya, i do a couple things that are on there
Jul 6 2004 3:50PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
bump
May 22 2010 5:56PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i didn't see the date, and was wondering how in the hell this guy was still waiting for his copy of Happy Dayz. Been damn near a decade since it came out....but it all makes sense now.
May 22 2010 9:14PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
classic
May 22 2010 9:20PM
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