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Top 11 signs u are becoming a geek

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Tosh
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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geek.html
Sep 19 2002 8:38PM
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Maximumsushi
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11. Monitor tan.
10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to
download and log out.
9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming.
8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin.
7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said 'Thanks, bro.'
6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.
5. You feel that living life like the movie 'tron' wouldn't be so bad.
4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.
3. You can type faster than you can speak
2. When your shrink says 'Mother . . . ' you say ' . . . Board.'
1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.

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''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
Sep 19 2002 8:56PM
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johnnypsunami
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hahaha, good thing only a few apply to me...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Sep 19 2002 9:03PM
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CrazyChica
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yeah, so for swim team, we have all these different days... and we dress up all different ways... school colors, 70s, 80s, like a guy, like our parents... a lot of fun. lol, but tomorrow... is... dress up like a nerd, and if you dont dress up... they come up with some special dare, so we're all going all out, button ups, glasses, bow ties, suspenders... the works. oh god.





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**And yes, it seems as though im going nowhere, really fucking fast...**

-my life is my life alone, not yours to take away not yours to dictate, i am who i am, accept me or leave.-
Sep 19 2002 9:35PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
#12. making a post about becoming a geek


although i respect your name..at least i think i hope your meaning peter tosh
Fight the Man
Sep 19 2002 10:04PM
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andyrightcoast
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wtf, I fit like half those... and I have a hoodie with the linux penguin... not a poster...

heres another

When your computer is modded more than your car.

(me... this is my case)

Just the case.. the rest is just from a sales pic

Yeah, I do have the sound activated neon, and the window, and the extra fans...


I feel ashamed..


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 19 2002 10:39PM
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*Neil
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haha andy... but if it wornt for ns.com u probibly wouldnt fit any of them





'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 19 2002 10:44PM
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andyrightcoast
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the sad part is... ns.com is only one of the several forums I frequent :-\


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 19 2002 10:48PM
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Tosh
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no man that my name Tosh
i just thought it was funny when i read it
Sep 19 2002 11:08PM
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Krongos
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dude i dont even know what most of those mean


Dan Maguire

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Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Sep 19 2002 11:30PM
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123ski
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I only had 1 or 2


'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson
'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson
'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
Sep 20 2002 1:40AM
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sirjibsalot
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I dont have any
but im still on here lots

MAn a monitor tan would be dope...i should start wearing my goggles in front of the computer so can get me a goggle tan...





Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
Sep 20 2002 1:47AM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHA, Andy, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Sep 20 2002 2:39AM
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fletcher
Posts: 80 - Karma: 11
Tosh is the shit he is playing on my computer right now.

I've learned some lessons in my life,
lessons in my life
always be careful of mankind, be careful of mankind
they make you promises today but tomorrow they
change their mind
but I'm an awful man and I love awful people
I'm a progressive man and I love progressive people
I'm a truthful man and I love truthful people
I'm a honest man and I love honest people
I've learned some lessons in my life,
lessons in my life
Money can make friendship end,it makes friendship end
Money can make friendship end,it makes friendship end
cause I'm an awful man and I love awful people
I'm a progressive man and I love progressive people
I'm a honest man and I love honest people
I'm an intelligent man and I love intelligent people
I'm an aggressive man and I love aggressive people
I'm a fire man and I love fire people











'Fletcher is the shit man' -larose
Sep 20 2002 12:06PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Is that whole schpeal your signature dude? If it is, change it.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 20 2002 8:57PM
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fletcher
Posts: 80 - Karma: 11
that's tosh not my signature









'Fletcher is the shit man' -larose
Sep 21 2002 2:24PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
got yo self a gun?

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