oh nigga

good god, was he drunk

still waiting to find that out sadly

that pole through the windshield is fierce was that on your porch or is that a fence post?

It's a fence post. He had to be speeding quite a bit to do all that.

Damn snowboarders

^^^
haha exactly

haha holy shit man. thats crazy

Man, the driver's lucky the spear post went through the passenger side. Or you'd have no-one to sue.

he managed to do all that and if you look at the front end damage, it looks like my brothers car after hitting a deer going about 50

his car got messed up did he get injured?

jesus waht a dumb fuck i thought this shit only happened in movies

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... what a retard. Glad you weren't sitting out there with a hot tottie in your bath robe buddy. :) haha.

woah - definitely update-worthy!
Hope all works out well Josh

figures, he was a snowboarder

Geez that's crazy, damage looks pretty bad. best of luck getting all that sorted out. how could someone be that much of an idiot

Iv definitely seen some shitty drivers in boulder but this is on quite a different level, hope everything works out josh

You're the one that fuckin texted me! I thought it was that creeper Gallant! Damn, Josh!

wow how do you fuck up that bad? fucking snowboarders.

thats what happens if u snowboard

whoa bro, theres like, a house here? no way...

the one with guy in the car crying is halarious, i mean i feel bad for him but look at it.

hahhaa that guy has one shitty ass sticker job on his rover

wow, RIP....your yard

aw that sucks man. atleast ur bbq is still standing?

What the fuck? Glad no one was passed out in the yard or jumping on the trampoline.

I am absolutely dumbfounded.....

holy shit, josh. dang, that would only happen to a house you live in...one more for the book

can you say bombed out of your skull

WHAT!!!!!!

i like how he was a snowboarder

notice the burton stickers. notice them!!!

you guys are giving this trooper too much credit, that was his friends car, so that means he probably has snowboarded.. but is not a snowboarder.. hes just a gaper! that gaper did done put a gap(e) in yo fence!

wow thats fucked, it was a hate crime against us skiers for sure. We must construct a counter attack on the snowboarders

Wow Josh - can't believe burton put a hit out on you.

is he crying in this photo??

He is indeed crying. Probably because he knows his life is screwed now.

That, or he's happy a fence post didn't replace his head and that he's alive. That's nuts though. Was he being chased by the cops or did he just lose control or something.

Typical CU Boulder douchebag mobile. Kids, if you are in Colorado and somebody has a grenade sticker on the back of their:

A)Brand new pickup
B)Jeep grand Cherokee
C)Land Rover

you know that:

D)They are a faggot
E)They like to have sex with little children

He PWNDED that tree. I just really looked at that shit real good. Either trees in CO get mauled easily, or FL just has bomb trees.

dorikin...the reason why snowboard athletes have infinitely more money than skiers to finance their careers is because of the absurd number of people that support those companies regardless of how well they snowboard. Sure, this guy sucks, it is absolutely ridiculous that he crashed into the house, he drives like a blind person wearing ear plugs, but putting those stickers on his car, or his friend's car, does not make him a typical CU Boulder douche bag. All those stickers imply is that someone in the marketing department at each company is doing their job.

But seriously..... DID SOMEONE JUST DRIVE THROUGH A FENCE INTO YOUR HOUSE? WHAT? Keep us posted on this, I want to hear about the damages and the official police report on why Steven FUCKING Glansburgh drove into your pad.

holy shit that tree was GONE.

but seriously, how does that HAPPEN. hopefully your house is ok

hahaha ^skiierjulie^
thatd be quite the surprise to be jumping then look below u wen ur in air and be jumping a car

like superman

damn josh, hopefully it all works out for ya.

oh shit man, that really sucks hope it all works out dang

holy shit josh! thats fucking INTENSE

oh fuck. wowww

^wtf? that didnt work...

go figure, its a snowboarder.

Holy fucking hell. That's my car!!!

Ruff! I don't get it the street is bone dry. He must have been flying thru that intersection and swerved to miss a stopped car, a person or is just a complete moron. I could just see it. He rockin out listin to gansta rap full blast think he is the shit driving in a Rover, "Ya I'm cool...then bam...My Mommy is gona kill me!

Dude you house is f*cked...that some major repairs, I wouldn't even know how they would start to fix that. Just hope the tard's buddy has insurance. To bad he didn't hit you BB-Q, could have got a new one, mind you your house might have exploded.

Hollyyyyyyyy hellllll. That's insane. Just another day in Boulder, eh?

not to be a stalker but that looks like Table Mesa and isn't there a sign flashing the speed limit on that road.. lol anyways shitty luck at least he didn't end up in your living room