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How big is YOUR penis?

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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
2 inch cru represent!!



*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'
'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
Jun 26 2002 2:34AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Mine is 17 inches, I'm actually a porn star!
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Jun 26 2002 2:35AM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
what the........ ur wacked for sure.


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Jun 26 2002 2:36AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Sarah?!?! 17?!??! Jeez!! lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jun 26 2002 2:39AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i'll get back to you in the morning


Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 26 2002 2:43AM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
not big enough...

What gravity?
Jun 26 2002 5:00AM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
big enough
Me need snow!!
Jun 26 2002 6:30AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
welll mines 17.688965695 inches long
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
Jun 26 2002 8:25AM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
mines just right!

***************
-Mike
Jun 26 2002 8:38AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
longer than urs

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Jun 26 2002 9:42AM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
k, take the year you were born in, subtract 1900, and multiply by you show size then divide by the number that the first letter in you last name comes in in the alphabet (A=1, Z=26) and you have my penis size in inches.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 26 2002 10:34AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i have an 80inch dick
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
Jun 26 2002 11:06AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Wouldn't you like to know.
You are all sick sick bastards




I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
Jun 26 2002 11:29AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
mine is... nevermind
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jun 26 2002 11:29AM
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skir216
Posts: 741 - Karma: 10
'my names steve stiffler, and im 11 inches....
round, think about it'
*JaSoN*
Jun 26 2002 11:48AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
dude if you had an 80 inch dick, when you got an erection you'd pass the hell out...all the blood would rush from one head to the other
-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
Jun 26 2002 12:19PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
FUCK YOU ANDY!!

sniff.. you dont know what is lik... AHHHHH!....... thump

Don of the Calgary Jib Family
Keep on Keepin on
Jun 26 2002 1:01PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
haha well put andy
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jun 26 2002 1:01PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
lol, andy i think you thought alittle too much about that one

ill tell ya how long in the morning....
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 26 2002 3:01PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than all of your dicks.

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Jun 26 2002 3:09PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I don't have one, and that's probably for the best. lol Things would be kind of weird if I did.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 26 2002 3:21PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i have a 20 billion micrometer long penis. which means its aabout this big.

---)


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 26 2002 3:25PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
hahaha thats hilarious
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
Jun 26 2002 3:25PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
penises are fun!



*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'
'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
Jun 26 2002 3:31PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
fun until it gets steped on, I steped on mine the other day..... ouch!, I have wrap it around my leg a couple times then tape it so my knob dosent get dirty.
Jun 26 2002 3:34PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
a dick is like a gun, once you start shootin it off, i can't hink of nething clever.

Porn sucks, but i need the money.


'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
Jun 26 2002 9:42PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
my dick is so big, movie theathers now serve popcorn sizes: small, medium, large, and my dick.

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Jun 26 2002 9:45PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
my cock was 10 inches until I got booted in da nuts when i tried to screw that bikini champion in costa rica




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
Jun 26 2002 9:46PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
so resnic the extra size is for disabled small children whom have weak and undevloped stomaches.



*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'
'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
Jun 26 2002 9:55PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
resnik, good usage of drew carey(i think)

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
Jun 27 2002 12:06AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
haha nice marc (resnick).

I asked her how big it was once. she didn't answer. her mom told her not to talk with her mouth full.



MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 27 2002 1:48AM
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skibum1080
Posts: 943 - Karma: 6
those drew carey 101 big dick jokes are hilarious, lol.

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peace--->chris
***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***
Jun 27 2002 2:02AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
whats the use of a big dick if you don't know how to use it?!?


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 27 2002 2:36AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
what's the use of a small dick, if she can't even feel it! haha.......

mine is huge.... 1.249999998 in

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 4:23AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I see ladies online....

if you're interested Blow - I mean *message* me.
seriously there's a race first one to bl....message me will win.

hmmmmmm I'm thinking new profile catagory.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 27 2002 4:37AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
...ha...

Everybody knows that skiers have the biggest wangs.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jun 27 2002 9:01AM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
Drew Carey's 101 big dick jokes are so damn funny. But a couple of them are sort of odd...

but drew carey is the man

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Jun 27 2002 1:00PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
everybody knows its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean...... but I havent met a girl yet that couldnt resist a big boat.
Jun 27 2002 3:34PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
brooke is the only one alowed know


Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Kyle: Why are they cheering?

Jack Black: because that’s fucking hardcore!
Jun 27 2002 3:45PM
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SirOzq
Posts: 211 - Karma: 34
My dick can do backflip and switch rodeo 9!!!

Jun 27 2002 3:51PM
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skiordie
Posts: 807 - Karma: 11
how big is my dick?

well, i'm sponsored by Vivid Video.

u can now imaging how big and stiff it it.
Fear is the mind killer!
Jun 27 2002 7:51PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Why doesn't someone come over and find out (for the love of god, GIRLS ONLY)
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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'
-Jake and Elwood Blues
Jun 27 2002 8:05PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
im larger than life
---Live for Today---
686
Jun 27 2002 8:26PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
any ladies want to see my schlong?



five dolla!




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jun 27 2002 8:44PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
hello ladys, my dick is 11 inches... AROUND!!! think bout it. haha i love tha movie line


Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Kyle: Why are they cheering?

Jack Black: because that’s fucking hardcore!
Jun 27 2002 10:01PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
I great great grandmother was black ladys....
-=[604]=-
Jun 27 2002 10:06PM
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Guest
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just kill this thread before the cyber sex starts

O.:KowabungA:.O
i love socks, their so cool! socks! and star trek!
Jun 27 2002 10:49PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
ok dude here they are-
'my dicks so big, that my dick has a dick and even that dick is bigger than your dick.'
'my dicks so big it takes 4 fat ladies and a team of clydesdales to jerk me off.'
'my dicks so big its in colorado right now.'
'my dicks so big it hit 470 in the minors before hurting its knee.'
'my dicks so big it could kick your dads ass.'
'my dicks so big it can seat 6.'
'my dicks so big movie theaters now serve popcorn in small , medium, large and my dick.'
there you go, ok?


Go Red Sox
Yankees Suck
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
Jun 27 2002 11:08PM
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Guest
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alright...io think this thread needs to die.......i have a feeling cyber sex is gonna start springing out all over ns.com.......you all know what im talking about........

O.:KowabungA:.O
i love socks, their so cool! socks! and star trek!
Jun 28 2002 12:24AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
kill the this thread before peopel starting showing their penii......................i vote a new thread should be created.....'how big is YOUR boobs'

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 28 2002 12:27AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
Fuck that...there aint no killing the penis...nspp(newschoolers penis palls) REPRESENT!!


*ski..

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44
2 45s
3 loaded clips
4 niggas ride
Jun 28 2002 2:52AM
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