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NS: need homework help. catcher in the rye,,

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Heinzler
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ok. so i'm supposed to write an essay for english on why or why not catcher should be taught to high school sophmores (i am one). i have a few ideas, but i need more reasons. i can go either way on this.

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May 16 2010 10:54PM
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Goku
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because it made Mark David Chapman shoot John Lennon
May 16 2010 10:57PM
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OhMyBosh
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I can't think of a reason why it shouldn't be.
May 16 2010 10:59PM
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skiminnesota
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Scrotie McBoogerballs approves of this book.

THE FUCK? I READ A BOOK, THE WHOLE BOOK. i kept thinking, the bad stuffs coming, but no its just some kid bitching about his life..

kill the phonies!
May 16 2010 11:09PM
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MADDECENT
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Because it helps to show so many sheltered kids the disgusting falsities among the average everyday person. Everybody Is A Phony.
May 16 2010 11:12PM
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TOUCHE
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all you need to do for your homework is
1. read the book
2. go outside
3. shoot John Lennon
4. blame the book

congrats A+
May 17 2010 6:20AM
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Phil-X-
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i finished it a few weeks ago
write about how it shows the real life experiences that a teen has to go too that eventually will lead him to adulthood no matter how exaggerated or ridiculous holdens situations are

if you need any more help with the book let me know
May 17 2010 9:47AM
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S.C
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talk about how it shows like youth misled, and how that can either teach a lesson about how it can mess you up so dont be misled. the other side is that it could encourage kids to go wild. it shows you the worst of the worst
May 17 2010 9:42PM
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B.Pol
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Watch out Isreali terrorist might come after you now.

But that was a instant classic episode!
May 17 2010 10:08PM
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steezbox
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sparknotes it. That helped me SO much.
May 17 2010 10:10PM
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T-Holt
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It's a book about coming of age. That is very relevant to sophomores.
May 17 2010 10:11PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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I hope you're not copping out and you actually read it. It's fucking worth it.
May 17 2010 10:12PM
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wolvmatt
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If you want to know about the symbolism in Catcher, I can send you my essay.
May 17 2010 10:14PM
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wolvmatt
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Nevermind, I got a B on that essay
May 17 2010 10:18PM
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Brenone
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this
May 17 2010 10:19PM
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kepler.
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Plus it takes like what, 4 hours to read?
May 17 2010 10:20PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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The tweens flip out on this site if you write more than a paragraph. None of them know how to read anymore.
May 17 2010 10:22PM
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UNREAL
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Worst fucking book
May 17 2010 10:28PM
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_CC_
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actually read it. its a pretty easy read and very good.
plus it says fuck
how many things do you read in school that say fuck?
it blew my 14 year old mind when i read it.
May 17 2010 10:30PM
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Jimmy.
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cuz mr. antolini is creeepy as fuck.
May 17 2010 10:37PM
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Heinzler
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i read the whole thing. the book is pointless. cartman is totally right. anyways, yeah i still need help
May 18 2010 10:34AM
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charmander
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no it should not be taught.

why?

here:

it glamorizes failing at life, and not succeeding.

it teaches distrust in addition to failure.

it promotes smoking, drinking and unsafe intercourse.

the main idea of the book, that everything and everyone is phony, is far too cynical of a viewpoint to indoctrinate children with.

there, thats a 5 paragraph essay in the making.


i'll be honest, i thought it was a shitty book myself.
May 18 2010 10:39AM
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Goku
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it will also make you kill John Lennon
May 18 2010 10:41AM
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skithebert
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haha that south park nailed it. what a horrible horrible book.
May 18 2010 10:45AM
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fujarome
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i didn't hate it, but i just felt unaccomplished when i finished it. It was as if nothing actually occurred. It's the equivalent of a long rant on a blog. Sure you read it, but it seems pretty pointless once you finish
May 18 2010 11:15AM
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neutralzombie
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oh and romeo and juliet doesn't promote sex, drugs, and suicide? go ask alice? charlie and the chocolate factory was written by a racist and little red ridding hood is a story about rape. you're going to tell me that the movies kids between 13-16 watch are all that wholesome anyways, are you? look, exposing a child to smut is only solved by good parenting.
May 18 2010 11:37AM
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neutralzombie
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ps, read the book, it's good for the brain cells you might kill when you start smoking pot.
May 18 2010 11:37AM
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find
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it should be taught so all of you kids don't grow up to be ignorant douchebags. it is probably one of the five most important books ever written by an american author. also, by the time you're 16 years old i highly doubt that a book you read in high school will make you start smoking, drinking, or engaging in unprotected sex if american pop culture hasn't already. and when did cynicism become a bad thing?
May 18 2010 12:15PM
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Goku
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Fact: Smoking pot does not actually kill brain cells, it takes about 120 joints in an hour just to kill one.
And Fahrenheit 411 was a much better book. I felt like i related to that book, its one of my faves
May 18 2010 3:42PM
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theabortionator
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It's not really about which way you go. If you feel strongly one way or another than go for it. I like arguing either side of anything. Just make a good case for it and fuck up the other peoples arguments. If you write about why it should be taught, you need to look at the peoples reasoning for why it shouldn't be taught, and then tear their arguments to shreds.
May 18 2010 3:44PM
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kepler.
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He's just helping the OP out....

Where did he say he agreed with the statements? He just said he thought the book sucked. Which is kinda true if you don't read into it.

Stop being such a cunt.
May 18 2010 4:23PM
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neutralzombie
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frankly, i think i was just DEBATING the subject as well. as to why it should be read in school. bye now.
May 18 2010 4:27PM
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Dan.
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how else would schools breed the next generation of hipsters if JD Salinger novels weren't allowed in high school?
May 18 2010 4:36PM
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kepler.
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'Cept that's not what this thread is for. Go spew your cuntery elsewhere.
May 18 2010 4:40PM
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theabortionator
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Or you could try reading more, because you obviously don't know very much about smoking marijuana.
May 18 2010 5:10PM
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Bro0o0o0o0o0o
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its a meaningless book about a fucked up teenager. case closed
May 18 2010 5:17PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha youve gotta be kidding me. where did you come from??

indoctrinate children? show me where someone below the age of 15 was required to read the book. and anyone who reads a book and takes it 100% at face value is retarded anyway
May 18 2010 5:23PM
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theabortionator
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I always liked this qoute though

"Certain things they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. I know that's impossible, but it's too bad anyway."

Never thought the book was amazing or life changing. But it's still a cool boo. didn't mean anything awesome to me really but certain parts had a cool perspective.
May 18 2010 5:36PM
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pCletus
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5......profit?
May 18 2010 5:42PM
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salomonskiier12
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racism....
death=the easy way out.
think of any common themes then expand from there.
May 18 2010 5:46PM
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Heinzler
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i'm 16 thank you very much
May 18 2010 5:47PM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah exactly. im saying no one is assigned this book that can really be referred to as a "child"
May 18 2010 5:53PM
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hurrisun
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because its the best book you will read in high school you should read it i hate reading but that book was sick its easy to get the meaning of so it makes you feel good about reading yay!

May 18 2010 6:00PM
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charmander
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i was just giving him somethin to work with, 100% of everything ive ever done in english class has just been bullshitting for a few pages.

May 18 2010 7:08PM
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charmander
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go run, you might lose weight.
May 18 2010 7:09PM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah word youre right im retarded, this thread is for giving ideas to work with one way or the other. MY B
May 18 2010 7:09PM
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hurrisun
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that could be a legit essay but it maes you sound like a huge pussy

failing in high school is glamorous, most people are phony smoking and drinking r sweet and its not to cynical its just an easy concept for grade nines to understand and children arent phony!
May 18 2010 7:25PM
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theJones
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i had to write the exact same essay last year for english, don't have it on my computer though
May 18 2010 7:29PM
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