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Subject: Weirdest sexual relation (inspired)
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After reading the "poo=shit" thread i have been inspired to inquire: what do you think the weirdest sexual relation to view? Ha there's just so many i feel like it would be funny,

parents?
sister?
mom and "that gas station guy everybody knows?"?

etc.
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I cant see barack and michelle getting it on, prolly cause michelle is a man
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Nov 7 2009
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unicorn and santa
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dolphin and whale
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Nov 7 2009
12:32:11
brother ali and octopus, hands down
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Nov 7 2009
12:33:26
Quoting LittleFost from Nov 7 2009 12:28:34:
dolphin and whale
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!
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Nov 7 2009
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angry obese mustached redneck-wife & a mexican donkey-miser
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Nov 7 2009
12:37:48
simon dumont and any girl
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Nov 7 2009
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Quoting Peter.$ from Nov 7 2009 12:37:48:
simon dumont and any girl
i heard dumonts like a ken doll
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Nov 7 2009
12:57:29
Quoting julianmcginn$ from Nov 7 2009 12:42:54:
i heard dumonts like a ken doll
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Nov 7 2009
2:32:07
red neck and his dog
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Nov 7 2009
2:33:59
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor.

he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
"Why would he pee in my butt though? Couldn't he just go to the bathroom beforehand to avoid this?"

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Nov 7 2009
2:37:27
Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
your brother is messed up
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Nov 7 2009
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t-wall and henrik....haha
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Nov 7 2009
3:33:52
Quoting Gnartron from Nov 7 2009 12:02:20:
Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin
THIS! Especially if Rasputin got in on the action.
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Nov 7 2009
3:35:47
Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
that is fuckin sweet! post that shit!
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Nov 7 2009
3:36:26
Quoting MalcolmUltimate Bling! from Nov 7 2009 12:33:26:
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!
AND FUCK YOU WHALE!


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Nov 7 2009
3:41:03
Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
that couldn't be any worse than having to watch a woman give birth in sex ed class.

at least octopus' aren't solid like babies. they can fit into teeny tiny spaces....although the concept of that is terrible.
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Nov 7 2009
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Nov 7 2009
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Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
Ahahah what the fuck..
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Nov 7 2009
4:18:19
Quoting Elijah.$ from Nov 7 2009 3:59:30:
Ahahah what the fuck..
You do a search and I THINK you could find one of people funneling mini eels into a girls asshole and then her... well, yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Then there is pain olympics....
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Nov 7 2009
4:55:37
Quoting ski-sw@gg@ from Nov 7 2009 2:41:03:
t-wall and henrik....haha
I can imagine it tbh. I often do, in fact...
LOL

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Nov 7 2009
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Quoting Mr.PandaUltimate Bling! from Nov 7 2009 4:18:19:
You do a search and I THINK you could find one of people funneling mini eels into a girls asshole and then her... well, yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Then there is pain olympics....
Oh good lord.
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Nov 7 2009
6:09:53
Oprah Winfrey and any white skinny man
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Nov 7 2009
6:28:10
Tyler Durden and Michael Jordan
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Nov 7 2009
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rowen and assorted fast food
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Nov 7 2009
8:56:01
Quoting p-fo from Nov 7 2009 12:57:29:
looking for barbie?
no there is nothing where his crotch should be

also, he wears lots of tommy hilfiger
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Nov 7 2009
8:57:14
Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.

link?

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Nov 7 2009
9:15:50
Quoting dbchili from Nov 7 2009 8:56:01:
no there is nothing where his crotch should bealso, he wears lots of tommy hilfiger
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Nov 7 2009
9:18:53
Quoting MalcolmUltimate Bling! from Nov 7 2009 12:33:26:
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!
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9:47:09
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Nov 7 2009
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Quoting JAWflyer3 from Nov 7 2009 9:47:09:
Clown. 4 year old
i almost screamed when i saw that...
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Nov 7 2009
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Nov 7 2009
12:23:23
Quoting frosted_flakes from Nov 7 2009 12:05:17:
unicorn and santa
pm me if you want a video of me and unicorn getting it on
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Nov 7 2009
12:40:27
Quoting dbchili from Nov 7 2009 8:56:01:
no there is nothing where his crotch should bealso, he wears lots of tommy hilfiger
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Quoting Nicholas. from Nov 7 2009 2:33:59:
today my brother put a video of a woman pushing an entire octopus out of her vagina and onto the floor. he did this in high definition on a 50 inch tv. it was terrible. i watched the whole thing.
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Nov 7 2009
12:53:08
haha anyone who wants to see it just look for it on xnxx, thats where he found it.
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Quoting Gnartron from Nov 7 2009 12:02:20:
Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin
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