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Subject: Help me NS, i'm trying to creatively get drunk
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Nov 5 2009
12:06:26
as we all know its thirsty thursday tomorrow. i'm just tired of going to the liquor store and getting beer (chug, shotgun, beer bong, beer pong) wine (slap the bag, wine in a can) and liquor (shots....). i need something new and creative to do whilst i wreck my face tomorrow. any ideas?
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Nov 5 2009
12:07:40
Soak a tampon with vodka and then use said tampon.
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Nov 5 2009
12:07:53
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Nov 5 2009
12:09:19
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Soak a tampon with vodka and then use said tampon.
This, or if you wanna go ghetto, get a large bottle of vanilla extract and a large bottle of coke. Drink some coke, then empty the vanilla extract into the remaining coke and viola! vanilla coke with alcohol.
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Nov 5 2009
12:12:54
vaporize the alcohol and inhale it
they actually sell these things
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Nov 5 2009
12:13:55
butt chug
love jackass
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Nov 5 2009
12:14:14
So this recipe is in the Jay Peak magizine. I wanted to try it for Halloween but never did it.
1 fifth of burbon
1 lbs of bacon
1 bottle of maple syrup
Cook 1 lbs of bacon, render the fat. Pour bacon fat thru coffee filter into burbon. Let cool over night. Serve 2 oz of burbon with 1/2 oz of maple syrup.
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Nov 5 2009
12:14:49
try to make card houses and everytime your shit falls down you gotta take a sip/shot/chug, by the end your totally fucked
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Nov 5 2009
12:15:03
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butt chug
love jackass
That can kill you, so... do it
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Nov 5 2009
12:16:52
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butt chug
love jackass
beat me to it! hahaha
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Nov 5 2009
12:18:10
Shoot up some vodka. Like heroine. All you need a a syringe full and your done.
Or snort it!
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Loner

Nov 5 2009
12:18:22
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ski@jaypeak2$ from Nov 5 2009 12:14:14:
So this recipe is in the Jay Peak magizine. I wanted to try it for Halloween but never did it.
1 fifth of burbon
1 lbs of bacon
1 bottle of maple syrup
Cook 1 lbs of bacon, render the fat. Pour bacon fat thru coffee filter into burbon. Let cool over night. Serve 2 oz of burbon with 1/2 oz of maple syrup.
um barf city
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Nov 5 2009
12:18:42
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vaporize the alcohol and inhale it
they actually sell these things
i must try this
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley
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Nov 5 2009
12:24:31
find watermelon.
cut said watermelon in half.
pour copious amounts of vodka into said watermelon.
eat said watermelon.
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
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Nov 5 2009
12:26:02
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SCIENCE.$ from Nov 5 2009 12:24:31:
find watermelon.cut said watermelon in half.pour copious amounts of vodka into said watermelon.eat said watermelon.
Im more of a fan of oranges. Is watermelon good?
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Nov 5 2009
12:26:35
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Evan.Frazee$ from Nov 5 2009 12:18:10:
Shoot up some vodka. Like heroine. All you need a a syringe full and your done.
Or snort it!
this really shows the average age of NS
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Nov 5 2009
12:27:19
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SCIENCE.$ from Nov 5 2009 12:24:31:
find watermelon.cut said watermelon in half.pour copious amounts of vodka into said watermelon.eat said watermelon.
We made shot glasses out of apples and took green apple vodka shots out of them.
Bong a 1/5 of (insert liquor here).
I like the bacon idea above
That made my hand get a brain freeze
Do you need a tissue after that steeze?
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Nov 5 2009
12:28:17
Edward Fortyhands.
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Nov 5 2009
12:28:35
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bobo25 from Nov 5 2009 12:26:02:
Im more of a fan of oranges. Is watermelon good?
never used an orange. i like watermelon because it holds liquid better and there's more of it. you can dump almost an entire fifth into one
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Nov 5 2009
12:32:03
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SCIENCE.$ from Nov 5 2009 12:28:35:
never used an orange. i like watermelon because it holds liquid better and there's more of it. you can dump almost an entire fifth into one
Nice. With oranges you usually inject vodka or something and then you can take them to your favorite collegiate sporting event. It's a wonderful thing
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Nov 5 2009
12:33:29
or get a fat syringe, fill it full of liquor, put it in your mouth and shot it lol, it gets you pretty drunk...this girl i know was the shot doctor for halloween and i was fucked ha
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Nov 5 2009
12:35:00
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Ski_N* from Nov 5 2009 12:28:17:
Edward Fortyhands.
this.
Or if you have a bunch of drinking buddies/ at a party do keg stands..
Jello shots? not a huge fan myself, but they do get you fucking shitfaced.
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Nov 5 2009
12:36:12
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B-Rent from Nov 5 2009 12:33:29:
or get a fat syringe, fill it full of liquor, put it in your mouth and shot it lol, it gets you pretty drunk...this girl i know was the shot doctor for halloween and i was fucked ha
When I went to Canada, they had jello shot girls (wearing almost nothing) walking around selling them in syringes. They would shirt them in your mouth. They were too hot, I bought too many.
That made my hand get a brain freeze
Do you need a tissue after that steeze?
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Nov 5 2009
12:37:37
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SteezyOhio from Nov 5 2009 12:14:49:
try to make card houses and everytime your shit falls down you gotta take a sip/shot/chug, by the end your totally fucked
This, or edward 40 hands is always a good way to go.
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Nov 5 2009
12:43:03
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ski@jaypeak2$ from Nov 5 2009 12:14:14:
So this recipe is in the Jay Peak magizine. I wanted to try it for Halloween but never did it.
1 fifth of burbon
1 lbs of bacon
1 bottle of maple syrup
Cook 1 lbs of bacon, render the fat. Pour bacon fat thru coffee filter into burbon. Let cool over night. Serve 2 oz of burbon with 1/2 oz of maple syrup.
wow... that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard
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Nov 5 2009
12:44:49
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-dva- from Nov 5 2009 12:43:03:
wow... that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard
bacon, burbon, and maple syrup? I think thats pretty fantastic
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Nov 5 2009
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Nov 5 2009
12:47:16
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sooperyooper from Nov 5 2009 12:33:49:
getting a shot-ski is always fun. and plus this picture is hilarious
we have one on a jumping ski, 10 shot glasses
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Nov 5 2009
12:48:02
Get a bunch of cheap handles of vodka and pour it in a bath tub and take a bath in it.
A guy i worked with was a big alcoholic and got drunk every possible way and he did it this way a few times and it actually works. wouldnt recomend it though
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Nov 5 2009
12:50:23
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sweetnesss from Nov 5 2009 12:48:02:
Get a bunch of cheap handles of vodka and pour it in a bath tub and take a bath in it.A guy i worked with was a big alcoholic and got drunk every possible way and he did it this way a few times and it actually works. wouldnt recomend it though
that would burn the shit out of your dick if it got in it and shit
That made my hand get a brain freeze
Do you need a tissue after that steeze?
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Nov 5 2009
12:53:46
Beer Roulette:
Get a group of friends together and a lot of beer. Everyone gathers around a table with a round of beers, and someone removes on beer and shakes it up and puts it back in the group. Shuffle the beers around until no one can tell which one was shaken up. Then choose and open them up as close to your face as possible. The one who get sprayed selects the next beer out of the next round... and it cycles.
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Nov 5 2009
3:25:29
play wizard sticks
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Nov 5 2009
3:27:52
Play quarter hockey. Requires more skill than any other drinking game that I personally know of. Such a fun game.
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Nov 5 2009
3:38:34
i wish my air matress had a beer can holder, it would come in handy right about now.
i'm french i don' t understand ... hehe
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Nov 5 2009
3:59:44
RAGE CAGE
Prepare to get used like honeys on booze fools you chose weither you win or lose.
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Nov 5 2009
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SCIENCE.$ from Nov 5 2009 12:24:31:
find watermelon.cut said watermelon in half.pour copious amounts of vodka into said watermelon.eat said watermelon.
no no no .....
get a full watermelon and make a hole in it (about half an inch wide and halfway down into the melon)
then pour wodka or any preferred liquor inside and let the melon absorb it, then refill and let the melon absorb some more (until its saturated with alcohol)
then you can put the melon into your fridge and when you feel like partying, get the melon out, cut it into pieces and enjoy!
eat it above a bowl or a deep plate because the juice that drips out is liquid gold!
PS: this is also great for festivals/concerts/parties where bringing your own booze is often forbidden....
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Nov 5 2009
7:48:27
JUNGLE JUICE
This shit makes you go crazy, get like a huge bucket empty 40 oz's of vodka into it, a 24 of beer, and some lemonade concentrate's and voila: JUNGLE JUICE
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Nov 5 2009
11:15:50
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ElGato
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Play quarter hockey. Requires more skill than any other drinking game that I personally know of. Such a fun game.
That game is awesome. Highly recommend it.
Nobody plays it here, though. It's sad.
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Nov 5 2009
11:21:01
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Ski_N* from Nov 5 2009 12:53:46:
Beer Roulette:Get a group of friends together and a lot of beer. Everyone gathers around a table with a round of beers, and someone removes on beer and shakes it up and puts it back in the group. Shuffle the beers around until no one can tell which one was shaken up. Then choose and open them up as close to your face as possible. The one who get sprayed selects the next beer out of the next round... and it cycles.
aka Beerhunter
good shit
or just Stone Cold every beer you drink
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Nov 5 2009
12:02:56
buy one of these:
remove excess painting stuff,keep stick
pull plunger back on stick while its in a cup of beer, filling stick with beer.
place mouth on opposite end, point plunger at a wall / friend / boobs
walk forward and have beer/alcohol shoot down your throat at a pace much faster than your average funnel/shotgun/chug
profit.
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Nov 5 2009
12:10:32
make green dragon, get stoned while you get drunk
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Nov 5 2009
12:24:21
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derbski from Nov 5 2009 12:10:32:
make green dragon, get stoned while you get drunk
so good...
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Nov 5 2009
12:27:49
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Kornn101 from Nov 5 2009 12:02:56:
buy one of these:

remove excess painting stuff,keep stickpull plunger back on stick while its in a cup of beer, filling stick with beer.place mouth on opposite end, point plunger at a wall / friend / boobswalk forward and have beer/alcohol shoot down your throat at a pace much faster than your average funnel/shotgun/chugprofit.
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Nov 5 2009
12:28:08
get a hookah, fill the bottom with hard liquor, insert dry ice
i've seen a youtube video, i'm skeptical though
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Nov 5 2009
12:28:33
inject it
Weezyblog shut the fuck up
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Nov 5 2009
12:42:55
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dbstar from Nov 5 2009 7:48:27:
JUNGLE JUICE
This shit makes you go crazy, get like a huge bucket empty 40 oz's of vodka into it, a 24 of beer, and some lemonade concentrate's and voila: JUNGLE JUICE
i thought that's skippy?
jungle juice is just the koolaid shit with the fruit at the bottom.
but maybe we just have diff names. whatev its all good.
oh.. COOK once your drunk and add the liquor to it.
i made spaghetti sauce with hennessy.. good.
as i was cooking mac and cheese i poured tequila in it. people went wild.
then again i was drunk.
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Nov 5 2009
12:55:53
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Kornn101 from Nov 5 2009 12:02:56:
buy one of these:

remove excess painting stuff,keep stickpull plunger back on stick while its in a cup of beer, filling stick with beer.place mouth on opposite end, point plunger at a wall / friend / boobswalk forward and have beer/alcohol shoot down your throat at a pace much faster than your average funnel/shotgun/chugprofit.
Done it before, it's pretty rowdy.
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Nov 5 2009
12:56:20
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christina. from Nov 5 2009 12:42:55:
i thought that's skippy?
yep, it is
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Nov 5 2009
12:59:59
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soulskier15
from Nov 5 2009 12:28:08:
get a hookah, fill the bottom with hard liquor, insert dry ice
i've seen a youtube video, i'm skeptical though
I just shivered thinking about that. Ive smoked a bong with jack daniels in it and it was fucking awful.
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Nov 5 2009
1:02:06
Fill the base of a hookah with vodka,
Pour in a bunch of dry ice,
Put top section of hookah back on,
Inhale the vodka vapors through hoses,
Get fucked up.
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