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Mr.BishopUltimate Bling!
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Aug 24 2009
11:32:08
NS has some of the most gold quotes of all time... and what better way to celebrate it than rocking that shit on a shirt!

Anyways... we threw a couple in there, but I want your suggestions. Key is that it should be shorter ones... 50 characters should be about the limit, but of course single or two word sayings are awesome because they can be bigger.

Post up the best saying of all time from the site, and we'll add them to the list of available text!

http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/store/

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Aug 24 2009
7:40:03
i just ordered a pics or it didn't happen shirt!!! stoked!!!!!


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Aug 24 2009
8:32:13
Quoting fujarome from Aug 24 2009 6:19:39:
i'm not a big fan of the idea of just having people type in whatever they want and having that printed on their particular shirt.

for one thing, i'd bet everyone would have something totally different, which is cool, but then you can't recognize/associate the shirts with NS.

and personally i think having "pee in her butt" on a shirt, right under an NS logo would reflect somewhat badly on the site.

and last note...some of you don't realize that a lot of these aren't NS quotes. Robe and wizard hat is all over the place, first is universal, and even pee in her butt is well known. Anything related to chad's gap, faunt, etc etc are NS.
I agree with all of the points you made, but I think that it would be nice to have the option to customize it. However, instead of just writing whatever you want, there's a section on the lower part of the shirt in which you can insert your screen name.
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Aug 24 2009
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Aug 24 2009
9:26:31
Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING
this but im not sure if saying nothing on the shirt or just nothing being on the shirt is better, either chug or NS has to make this
so anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone, and this guy turns around and tips his hat like this..... and who do you think that guy was? Emilio Estevez.. the MIGHTY DUCK man I swear to god, I was like EMILIOOOOO!!

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Aug 24 2009
10:05:47
pics or it didnt happen
your friends a pro? my friend is a post whore!!! BITCH!!!

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Aug 24 2009
11:16:06
either the hey, nothin! or ski patrol blew it up
BP!

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Aug 24 2009
11:50:17
How do i get spancered
or
I'm spancerized

kind of old but i'd wear a shirt that said I'm spancerized
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Aug 25 2009
12:28:11
is it possible to make a scratch and sniff shirt?

ive always wanted one of those
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting snwbrdmilf$ from Aug 24 2009 12:56:10:
"snwbrdmilf is awesome"
hahah i was laughing actually pretty hard




then i realized it was you who posted it..
DAMN!


something with chads gao is good though

or 'BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER'
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Aug 25 2009
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"I don't like you"

hey you
Nothing

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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting freestylefarr$ from Aug 24 2009 7:39:15:
this
isnt an NS thing. some friends at lunch were playing that same game trying to piss of a dumb blonde

this was early spring before the chugLIFE episode was out, and they dont ski or board or anything.
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Aug 25 2009
2:28:14
Front- "Chad?"


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Aug 25 2009
2:38:30
Quoting Valind from Aug 24 2009 12:44:51:
true that, tall t's are a joke.  They look so stupid and make skiing look like a joke.
Skiing IS a joke, didn't you get the memo?

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Aug 25 2009
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creighton got new skis

cool story hansel


something that lil_g said
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Aug 25 2009
3:31:29
Tight but should be customizable.
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Aug 25 2009
3:50:42
Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING
yes
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING
this one wins !
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Aug 25 2009
7:58:03
Quoting Mr.BishopUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 1:41:35:
Would people like this option?

Like you just dump your (maximum 60 words) text into the order conformation and you can get whatever you want?

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Aug 25 2009
8:19:53
Why are we putting jokes that didn't originate on NS?

First.

This.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm pretty sure these didn't originate on NS and people are just going to think you're some 4chan kid wearing some internet t-shirt.
It's funny.

www.newschoolers.com/web/content/search

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Aug 25 2009
9:05:58
did you hear creighton got new skis?


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Aug 25 2009
9:53:30
Quoting MuchoMango from Aug 24 2009 1:47:56:
my bad. missed that but you still dont' make smalls.... what about all the short guys like myself (and possibly girls)?

"my faunt got bigger"

Ahhhh... you're right!

We didn't order small last time... how many people would want a small shirt?

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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting MuchoMango from Aug 24 2009 1:47:56:
my bad. missed that but you still dont' make smalls.... what about all the short guys like myself (and possibly girls)?

Girls are rarely considered, since the market is much smaller. Like EC...man I wish he made a smaller shirt! All bedtime shirts =(
www.echeadwear.com

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Aug 25 2009
9:57:51
is there going to be more choices coming? i don't really like any of the ones that are there right now.


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Aug 25 2009
9:59:20
Quoting Mr.BishopUltimate Bling! from Aug 25 2009 9:53:30:
Ahhhh... you're right!

We didn't order small last time... how many people would want a small shirt?

nobody? lol, idk if anybody on this site owns a small shirt, i mean with all the frogskin, tall tee, nike sb sporting gangstas running around the slopes idk if a small is necessarry
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Aug 25 2009
10:18:45
Quoting kepler.$ from Aug 25 2009 8:19:53:
Why are we putting jokes that didn't originate on NS?

First.

This.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm pretty sure these didn't originate on NS and people are just going to think you're some 4chan kid wearing some internet t-shirt.
thats what i'm saying! 3/4 of what people are recommending are things that every person on every internet forum uses.
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Aug 25 2009
10:54:07
to reiterate...

"Ski patrol blew it up"

would make a cool shirt
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Aug 25 2009
11:33:52
a cool stoy hansel shirt would be so sick, but did it start on NS? something like ski patrol blew it up would be cool or something eles from the chads gap thread.
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Aug 25 2009
11:43:47
Quoting I_Am_God from Aug 24 2009 2:16:05:
Asian Allan's "your mom rides a snowboard!"
I would say yes to that. But, thats not Allen's quote. Thats lines quote. They made stickers that say that.
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Aug 25 2009
12:58:33
Quoting SteezyOhio from Aug 25 2009 9:59:20:
nobody? lol, idk if anybody on this site owns a small shirt, i mean with all the frogskin, tall tee, nike sb sporting gangstas running around the slopes idk if a small is necessarry
No.

I would buy one if there was a quote i liked and I basically only wear smalls.  Sometimes mediums if they don't fit weird but I usually sport smalls.  I guarentee  there are plenty more people out there that don't like to wear clothes that are unneccessarily large for them and make them look like idiots IMO.
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting Trav. from Aug 25 2009 11:33:52:
a cool stoy hansel shirt would be so sick, but did it start on NS?
zoolander, dude. everyone uses that phrase
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Aug 25 2009
3:40:32
can't believe nobody said it, but..

pee in her butt.

i'd rock it on a t-shirt, i dunno about you guys
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting Phantom from Aug 25 2009 3:40:32:
can't believe nobody said it, but..pee in her butt.i'd rock it on a t-shirt, i dunno about you guys
dude like 8 people said it..
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Aug 25 2009
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faunt got BIGGER fo sure

or i do all you tricks. switch.
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting MuchoMango from Aug 25 2009 12:58:33:
No.

I would buy one if there was a quote i liked and I basically only wear smalls.  Sometimes mediums if they don't fit weird but I usually sport smalls.  I guarentee  there are plenty more people out there that don't like to wear clothes that are unneccessarily large for them and make them look like idiots IMO.
i know, it was mostly jokes on how unnecessarily large ns user's shirts are, i rock a xl, and im 6'3 the large fits nice, but isnt long enough for me, need the xl so when it shrinks it still goes to my pants
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Aug 25 2009
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cool story hansel.
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Aug 25 2009
6:56:17
Quoting MuchoMango from Aug 25 2009 12:58:33:
No.

I would buy one if there was a quote i liked and I basically only wear smalls.  Sometimes mediums if they don't fit weird but I usually sport smalls.  I guarentee  there are plenty more people out there that don't like to wear clothes that are unneccessarily large for them and make them look like idiots IMO.
agreed. tall ts are only decent on smaller people like me in S or xS
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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING

shirt i did last contest... quite the same idea.

Click for larger image



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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting kepler.$ from Aug 24 2009 11:48:32:


Skierman strikes again.

please do this


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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting artfullydodged from Aug 24 2009 3:16:48:
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this ones my favorite so far, i'd buy it


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Aug 25 2009
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Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING
i would wear this until it was a rag
so we got my friends cat high and it made firetruck noises for two hours. it got so bad that we just put it in the basement and when we went down to get it, it had taken a shit that was about the size of a toddler

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Aug 26 2009
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Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Aug 24 2009 4:48:13:
on the front HEY YOU


back NOTHING
^this
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