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but yeah, get reallly small shorts, grow a stache, grow your hair real long, wear tights
neon old school glasses that make you look like robocop
all are awesome
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Subject: I need some ridiculous ideas
so basically im a football player, but i blew out my shoulder so i cant play football this year. instead, im playing JV soccer with a few of my friends just to stay in shape, i need some shit to wear to make myself look like a goon. i already am thinking a neon headband to keep the flow back along with getting my shorts in a size small, what else could i do?
why so serious?
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
Shave you legs, and grow a big fuzzy beard.
always waiting.....
Quoting beckywhe2 from Aug 20 2008 7:52:04:
Shave you legs, and grow a big fuzzy beard.
i would shave my legs, but thats kinda gay, and my schools one of those uptight schools that doesnt allow facial hair unfortunately Shave you legs, and grow a big fuzzy beard.
why so serious?
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
dangly earrings. or just a big hoop, like a pirate. and of course, old school neon oakleys, the kind that look like a rainbow windshield.
So there you go, Newschoolers. You just got sexually assaulted by Atlantaski. You probably shouldn't tell anyone though, out of shame
-J.D.
kick it with some nice reebok classics and some knee high socks, i XSmall wife beater would go nicely.
Get a whole bunch of fake tatoos and put them all over your arms and stuff, so you look like a bad ass.
always waiting.....
haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
Stick that in your blunt and smoke it. Thats right, I said blunt.
Life's a bitch, you gotta fuck it.
Life's a bitch, you gotta fuck it.
Quoting beckywhe2 from Aug 20 2008 7:59:46:
Get a whole bunch of fake tatoos and put them all over your arms and stuff, so you look like a bad ass.
Yes. A+. Points if they're tribal or glittery. Get a whole bunch of fake tatoos and put them all over your arms and stuff, so you look like a bad ass.
##########################
-Veronica
-Veronica
Your back of your jersey should say
Newschoolers
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01
I can do that on a horse!
Quoting TerminatorX$ from Aug 20 2008 8:03:20:
haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
i fully intended to do so, were already planning out team goal celebrations and as far as wearing a beater and shit i cant really because its like a team uniform but ill throw some NS stickers on it or somethinghaha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
why so serious?
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
You have the maturity of a 4 year old, and the physique to match.
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
Quoting babujib$ from Aug 20 2008 8:07:11:
i fully intended to do so, were already planning out team goal celebrations and as far as wearing a beater and shit i cant really because its like a team uniform but ill throw some NS stickers on it or something
take pictures!i fully intended to do so, were already planning out team goal celebrations and as far as wearing a beater and shit i cant really because its like a team uniform but ill throw some NS stickers on it or something
but yeah, get reallly small shorts, grow a stache, grow your hair real long, wear tights
neon old school glasses that make you look like robocop
all are awesome
Not now chief, i'm in the fuckin' zone!
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those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
my photos http://flickr.com/photos/9578730@N04/
Quoting TerminatorX$ from Aug 20 2008 8:03:20:
haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
Hahahaha. All the pros do that (even though that's probably the point).haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
get some mah fucking GRILLZ
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wear ski gloves, and if possible wear rain boots, and ski goggles....
helmets would b cool 2...
stuff ur cup
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-some really sick powder skis I saw @ the local shop.
-some really sick powder skis I saw @ the local shop.
^ haha yeah wear mad small shorts and stuff a sock in there.
get a mullet it would look sick with the neon headband
"the string is just a guide John, its just a guide, you have to taper so the light can reach the lower branches!"
wear some cutters and a scarf
join the most unseriously serious cult...
unless youre serious, cause seriously...
Why So Serious?
unless youre serious, cause seriously...
Why So Serious?
Spray paint your shoes like hot pink or some crazy color
Quoting photowill from Aug 20 2008 8:51:09:
[img}http://oakley.com:80/images/catalog/generated/380x340/e4/42a6389b3c457.jp[/img]those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
i failed[img}http://oakley.com:80/images/catalog/generated/380x340/e4/42a6389b3c457.jp[/img]those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
;)
my photos http://flickr.com/photos/9578730@N04/
Quoting PC.Jibber from Aug 20 2008 9:14:08:
wear ski gloves, and if possible wear rain boots, and ski goggles....
helmets would b cool 2...
stuff ur cup
good luck playing soccer in any of thatwear ski gloves, and if possible wear rain boots, and ski goggles....
helmets would b cool 2...
stuff ur cup
life death love hate wealth poverty racism..
just a few things been runnin through my head
and a banana cognac biyatch
just a few things been runnin through my head
and a banana cognac biyatch
wen someone on ur team scores(you too, but if someone else does itd be funnier) take ur shirt off and run around the field screaming and waving it above ur head
________________________________________________________________________________
-Ryan
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-Ryan
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oh and every call against your team, yell at the ref (not enough to get kicked out tho)
and every call for ur team, tell him hes doing a good job
and every call for ur team, tell him hes doing a good job
________________________________________________________________________________
-Ryan
http://www.arctic-systems.com/
-Ryan
http://www.arctic-systems.com/
okay every time someone steals the ball from you be like "COME ON REF!! that was such a push he was obstructing me!!" or just go with the classic fall and grab your knee screaming. then get up after the call and be like huh...feels good as new.
every time you steal the ball, just call the kid a pussy. it really pisses them off.
if you score a goal run around with your shirt over your face screaming "SAY MY FUCKING NAME!! SAY MY FUCKING NAME BITCHES!!! we had a kid do that last year, but serious hahaha.
try to start fights with kids. call them grass fairies just to be really hypocritical and kick them in the back of the legs going for the ball. step on kids feet right before they go for a ball. it pisses them off, and they'll try to talk shit but won't do anything cause they are all pussies. it's hilarious.
if a kid ever pisses you off and is behind you going for a ball. act like you're gonna do a move throw your elbow and spin, it looks accidental and you elbow them in the face. [claim] i broke a kids nose on tuesday doing this, it was badass. [/claim]
that's all i got
every time you steal the ball, just call the kid a pussy. it really pisses them off.
if you score a goal run around with your shirt over your face screaming "SAY MY FUCKING NAME!! SAY MY FUCKING NAME BITCHES!!! we had a kid do that last year, but serious hahaha.
try to start fights with kids. call them grass fairies just to be really hypocritical and kick them in the back of the legs going for the ball. step on kids feet right before they go for a ball. it pisses them off, and they'll try to talk shit but won't do anything cause they are all pussies. it's hilarious.
if a kid ever pisses you off and is behind you going for a ball. act like you're gonna do a move throw your elbow and spin, it looks accidental and you elbow them in the face. [claim] i broke a kids nose on tuesday doing this, it was badass. [/claim]
that's all i got
Quoting hoodSlayer from Aug 20 2008 9:22:41:
get a mullet it would look sick with the neon headband
haha a kid on my team grows his hair out all year and cuts it into a mullet just for soccer season. get a mullet it would look sick with the neon headband
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a guy and girl are in bed, and the girl goes " ya now alot of people say you are a pedophile.."
the guys says " pedophile... thats a big word for a 6 year old"
R34L
http://www.r34lfreestyle.com/
a guy and girl are in bed, and the girl goes " ya now alot of people say you are a pedophile.."
the guys says " pedophile... thats a big word for a 6 year old"
shave NS into ur leg hair.....if ur half sasquatch like me....or ur hair whichever u prefer. this kid on my rugby team would come with either a pink,purple, or rainbow bandana, a xs shirt that was like from 1983, his hair would be a mess, and hed challenge anyone including the coach to gay chicken.......the only person he lost to was this one kid who came out bi 3 months later
headband, wrist bands, tall tube socks, short shorts, and a size xs jersey.
Quoting babujib$ from Aug 20 2008 7:55:24:
i would shave my legs, but thats kinda gay, and my schools one of those uptight schools that doesnt allow facial hair unfortunately
dude i feel bad for you. sounds like your school is run by super tools
i would shave my legs, but thats kinda gay, and my schools one of those uptight schools that doesnt allow facial hair unfortunately
Quoting TerminatorX$ from Aug 20 2008 8:03:20:
haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
and for the 3rd one u gotta pull ur shirt up over ur face and run round with ur arms out.. and u have to do lunges for warm up. tell us how it goes haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.
1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.
2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.
3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
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