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Subject: Things you will never hear a freeskier say.
ShaneSchorzman
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Jul 3 2008
2:17:33
okay, so ive seen all these things like 40 things you will never hear a ski racer say an all this bullshit so i say we start up a lil one about freesking.

add something off mine.


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Jul 3 2008
3:49:43
i hate poop
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Jul 3 2008
3:52:35
Hansel is so cold right now.
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Jul 3 2008
4:05:34
can you do one of them back flips?
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Jul 3 2008
4:19:56
Quoting SirFryanator$ from Jul 3 2008 1:14:26:
I've said that...
Then you are clearly not a freeskier
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Jul 3 2008
4:23:03
How should I know how to get to chads gap
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Jul 3 2008
4:37:56
from what I've seen you'll never hear THANK YOU
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Jul 3 2008
4:39:12
Quoting footcrunk from Jul 3 2008 4:19:56:
Then you are clearly not a freeskier
obviously not haha
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Jul 3 2008
5:28:36
Don't you need snow to ski??
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Jul 3 2008
5:45:57
It just snowed 5 feet. Let's go hit cliffs instead of urban.
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Jul 3 2008
5:53:23
afterbang? I just finished...
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Jul 3 2008
5:56:48
Quoting LanMan from Jul 3 2008 5:45:57:
It just snowed 5 feet. Let's go hit cliffs instead of urban.
True, urban at night, cliffs all day.
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Jul 3 2008
6:00:43
"I thought afterbang is when you hurt your shins in the moguls?"
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Jul 3 2008
6:02:11
lets go to deer valley
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Jul 3 2008
6:06:33
Look at him dancin' around on that rail doin' those change ups!


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Jul 3 2008
6:13:34
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Jul 3 2008
6:25:26
This thread should be changed to newschoolers or park skiers. I know plenty of amazing freeskiers who dont know anything about newschoolers or Tom Wallisch.
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Jul 3 2008
6:37:19

i think im gonna stay in next to the fireplace

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Jul 3 2008
8:06:49
Quoting FellowJibber from Jul 3 2008 1:08:39:
who is tom wallisch?
hahaha true
and i will add
you ruin your edges doing rails
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Jul 3 2008
8:10:31
who/what the fuck is c crew??? chronic? what the fuck does that mean???
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Jul 3 2008
8:17:29
whas the point of having such fat skis?
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Jul 3 2008
8:27:44
what in God's name is a fricken Newschooler?

dosent being that high in the air scare you?!?!?!?!

whats so good about rails?
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Jul 3 2008
8:48:53
i didn't pee in her butt
a friend of mine from new england was driving through georgia on a road trip and he ends up getting pulled over for speeding. the cop goes "son you were goin 80 in a 60. no one goes that fast through georgia." my friend responds with "well, Sherman did"

he ended up spending the night in jail

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Jul 3 2008
8:55:28
What is claim?!
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Jul 3 2008
8:58:59
pcs are awsome
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Jul 3 2008
9:41:07
i ski in sunglasses
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Jul 3 2008
9:42:34
Quoting phishfood from Jul 3 2008 8:48:53:
i didn't pee in her butt
Wait, he boned her while dancing?
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Jul 3 2008
9:46:17
Quoting TeeeRevor from Jul 3 2008 12:15:09:
i hate powder
i dont have powder where i ski :(
i ski in the midwest! :D
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Jul 3 2008
9:53:30
"why do kids always come out of the woods with huge smiles on their faces" haha thats a good one
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Jul 3 2008
10:25:46
I like grinding straight on a rail because it feels safer
When Will It Snow!
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Jul 3 2008
10:26:59
i quote i was skiing my friedns bents " why are those skis bent up like that?"
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Jul 3 2008
10:26:59
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Jul 3 2008
10:36:50
Quoting charmander from Jul 3 2008 2:28:29:
that powder was too deep
unfortunately i have heard a few freeskiers say that.
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Jul 3 2008
11:01:25
Quoting Cheezebo from Jul 3 2008 6:37:19:
i think im gonna stay in next to the fireplace
I've said something along the same lines in the spring when we had a fucking thunderstorm and it was pouring rain. It was actually a fun day consisting of great mud skiing.


But here is one "neato helicopter off that ramp"
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Jul 4 2008
8:14:46
Quoting the_spaniard$ from Jul 3 2008 9:41:07:
i ski in sunglasses

you have it mixed up, you will never hear a freeskier say, "i dont ski in sunglasses"  
sunglasses are sick, goggles are played

killswitch
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Jul 4 2008
9:01:34
"how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?"
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Jul 4 2008
9:48:00
Quoting killswitch from Jul 4 2008 9:01:34:
"how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?"
actually i say that all the time cosidering i still dont know how to get there.
"nigga'" is something that will never be heard out of our mouths.....
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Jul 4 2008
9:54:15
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Jul 4 2008
9:55:15

why is everybody skiing backwards?

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Jul 4 2008
10:35:22
are you really gonna ride off the side of that jump?
Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake 'em
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Jul 4 2008
10:36:06
Quoting crazyfuck from Jul 3 2008 1:05:35:
no pics?  it's ok- i believe it happened.
hahahahaha
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Jul 4 2008
11:18:34
im out of ciggerettes
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Jul 4 2008
11:24:36
you ski!? you look like a snowboarder though!
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Jul 4 2008
12:06:18
Quoting BASS_PRO_SHOP from Jul 3 2008 11:46:36:
"i am totally humble as a person and i love my parents."
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something you'll never hear on NS


"Dude you can totally air off those jumps in front of the rails."
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Jul 4 2008
12:19:21
Quoting MalcolmUltimate Bling! from Jul 3 2008 10:41:33:
lets go perform whirlybirds in the stunt ditch
i say that... well that or; im totally going in the x-trymeee snowboard terrain (designated for hopping) and doin' me some sweet helicopters (while on my snowblades)
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Jul 4 2008
12:28:54
i can't go skiing, i have to do homework

look at that person skiing reverse
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Jul 4 2008
12:59:28
did you see him do a heliycoopter
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Jul 4 2008
11:16:06
why would you use that searchbar?
hey dad i did a black diamond run today
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Jul 4 2008
11:21:35
i dont like penis
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Jul 4 2008
11:29:41
"Why do snowboarders hit real handrails.  if they fall off they're fucked.  it's so stupid!"

A kid in my school said that in a little different words....hahahahahhah.
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Jul 4 2008
11:44:17
Quoting Black-Bandanna from Jul 3 2008 6:06:33:
Look at him dancin' around on that rail doin' those change ups!


...oh wait....Mike Douglas said that about Thovex in the X Games two years ago...

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. True story.
and that is why douglas should not have anything to do with xgames
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