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Ever heard of the pirate....

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CLO
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your doen a girl from behind, take it out, then spit on her back, she thinks you busted so she turns around, then bust in her eye, so she stands up, then kick her in the leg, so shes hobbling with one eye..... so its called the pirate!
Jun 22 2007 4:40PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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the best is the admiral. do a girl from behind standing up and then turn around so she has nothing to hold onto, and start walking forward. hold her against you and fuckin start running her into shit
Jun 22 2007 4:41PM
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Jodi
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You would be lucky to do a girl.
Jun 22 2007 4:45PM
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P.J.S.
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the pirate was funny, but the admiral could use some work...not funny at all
Jun 22 2007 4:46PM
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TheMoostafian
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ever heard of the salomonski?

its where you shove a black dildo up your ass and then go....now do i look like salomonski?
Jun 22 2007 4:46PM
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UNREAL
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own3d
Jun 22 2007 4:47PM
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[~_~]
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ahahaha...the pirate


One of my favorites is the Alligator Fuckhouse

Its where you are fucking missionary and then you bite her neck and start rolling around on the floor whilst remaining in-tact.
Jun 22 2007 4:56PM
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=FLO=
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It's the Angry Pirate dumbass, and that was the name of my Dodgeball team
Jun 22 2007 5:07PM
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CLO
Posts: 431 - Karma: 14
wasnt that funny, no need to be an ass
Jun 22 2007 5:12PM
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kepler.
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i lol'ed
Jun 22 2007 5:24PM
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jimmychung
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nah the best is the bismarck, which is jumping onto a girl from any height with all intent of insertion upon landing.
Jun 22 2007 5:34PM
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Ceru
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yeah thats it, its not just pirate and when u kick ehhr leg she yells argg like a pirate
Jun 22 2007 6:22PM
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P.J.S.
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what's the success rate of that? just curious...
Jun 22 2007 6:25PM
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laxstar
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the best i think is the hot lips hulahan where u put hot-sauce on the outside of a condom before you fuck the girl
Jun 22 2007 6:28PM
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*rkp*
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the thing that makes this thread funny is that 90% of the people posting these things have never had sex.      awesome guys, let me know how it went......
Jun 22 2007 6:58PM
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EH_DUBS
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haha i read so many of these in a thread a while back
and its called the angry pirate

another one is the bobsled where your doing her from behind at the top of some stairs and then you push her down face first and ride her down the stairs.

...who would actually do any of these?...
Jun 22 2007 7:01PM
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killabees
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1. angry dragon 1890 up, 249 down

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

Jun 22 2007 7:02PM
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comeatmebro
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glitter punch her. once you bust in her face, throw glitter on it.

the feather punch has a higher success rate, but doesnt fly far sometimes


the angy pirate is great though!!
Jun 22 2007 7:22PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
its called the houdini. sry dude, maybe next time haha
Jun 22 2007 7:46PM
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surferchick17
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so my bf keeps saying something about the eiffel tower... what's the deal with that?
Jun 22 2007 7:46PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
eiffel tower



A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?
Jun 22 2007 7:52PM
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kepler.
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i call that an H-clap
Jun 22 2007 7:55PM
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gnustreetfool
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i like the angry pelican it where you are fucking a girl a beach and you pull out real quick and stick you cock in the sand than put it back in

or i like the alaskan pipe line

you shit in a condom and freeze it than use it
Jun 22 2007 8:15PM
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comeatmebro
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if your talking to me, you my friend are wrong
Jun 22 2007 8:17PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Haha, go look up "skiing" on urban dictionary, it completely makes sense...
Jun 22 2007 8:24PM
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eheath
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Also known as a screaming eagle.
Jun 22 2007 8:28PM
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ktollefson_1080
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nah salomonski. of course i wouldnt get mad you crookedboner..
Jun 22 2007 8:29PM
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comeatmebro
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oh okay.

i was going to say. my damn name is crookedboner, i am not wrong.

Jun 22 2007 8:31PM
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TheMoostafian
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yea sorry.... i was in a angry at the time so i felt like saying something mean
Jun 23 2007 1:28AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
The Lawnmower
Put an entire string of anal beads in her ass except for a few hanging out the end. Grab the end and pull as hard as you can, like starting a lawnmower
Jun 23 2007 2:13AM
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Reptar
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The Tony Perkins(ben stiller in heavyweights). you spit on her back so she turns around and you yell TONY PERKINS and hit er in the face.
Jun 23 2007 2:55AM
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CorkWormTurn
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the spiderman - bust in your hand, and when she turns around, throw it at her in a web slinging motion and yell, "spiderman!"
Jun 23 2007 3:09AM
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mizzike
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BWAHAHAHAHA
oh god thats the best one yet.
Jun 23 2007 3:20AM
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artfullydodged
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ahahhaa
Jun 23 2007 11:59AM
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laxstar
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yea spiderman is good 1
Jun 23 2007 5:31PM
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Elijah.
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The hoover maneuver is the best...
You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.
Jun 23 2007 5:37PM
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killabees
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1. QUABBING A TWAB 134 up, 58 down

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab

Jun 23 2007 5:52PM
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bangarangmules
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ahaaha nice
Jun 23 2007 6:00PM
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NinthwardKilla
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It`s Called a Spit Roast
Jun 23 2007 6:33PM
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Steezysmurf
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ahhh I was going to suggest that one.. what about the..


Hot Carl - put cling wrap over a girls mouth and shit on it, then you fuck the whole (her mouth) and when you blow your load you pierce the cling wrap resulting in a medley of shit and jiz in her mouth

I read this from Urbandictionary.com, I just found it very funny
Jun 23 2007 6:57PM
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mizzike
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dude thats just nasty
Jun 23 2007 7:11PM
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dmc12380
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Hot Carl - You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

Cinncinatti Bowtie - When you take the breathing tube out of a persons neck and fuck the hole.

Dirty Sanchez - After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
Jun 23 2007 7:12PM
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=FLO=
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holy shit that is twisted, but i laughed, and how are you posting image within text like that?
Jun 25 2007 11:42AM
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PilleDaKid
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WTF!!!! a seal, that is so random
Jun 25 2007 11:54AM
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sowstochd
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how bout a KFC Plower. its when your eating a a chicken wing while doggin a girl in the ass
Jun 25 2007 12:26PM
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dmc12380
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Shrimping - When a gay guy blows his load in his partners ass then sucks out the cum with a straw.
Jun 25 2007 12:32PM
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pmills
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the rodeo/cowboy

when going in from behind reach around grab her tits and say a different girls name, and see how long you can hold on for
Jun 25 2007 12:48PM
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Sean...M
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Oh we do the rodeo different.

Its when your boning a girl doggy style but she doesnt do anal. You shove your cock up her ass and try and fuck her while you have a group of friends come in and yell RODEO RODEO RODEO as you attempt the impossible
Jun 25 2007 1:26PM
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TheButterHashira
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bloody clown is when you give her a facial and then punch her in the nose. white face red nose= bloody clown
Jun 25 2007 1:28PM
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pmills
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kinda like the dolphin where you're doing it doggy and then when you go to stick it in the other hole she turns around and shakes her head making a sound like flipper.. er uh er uh

Jun 25 2007 1:36PM
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mizzike
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we always called that one the strawberry shortcake.
Jun 25 2007 1:44PM
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