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Line skis chages its name to "Eric Pollard"
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March 2, 2007
Tokyo Japan
Associated Press
In a recent press conference, Line skis has decided to change its name to "Eric Pollard". They decided to do this after giving Eric 12 pro models, and said screw it, "We'll just give Eric our entire line, even the women's skis." The name of every model will have a reference to Eric, Such as Eric Invaders, and The all new Eric's Mother ships. Line will still continue to make ground breaking performance in warranties, they just went to the marketing strategy "we're gonna ride Eric's nuts as much as we can" Eric was pleased with the deal.
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Hahahaha, hilarious.
(sarcasm)
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eric's mother ship, should be called eric's mothers' ship, just a thought and ye i know what you mean, but thats what happens when you have one back country rider in the team, and besides he is pretty sick and imaginative so im not complainin
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of courzzz, he said it so it must be truadijvhgc. omg i
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suck a dick fucking asshole...All 10 of your posts are from one to three words that doesnt help or informs anyone...so stop post whoring unless something decent is written.
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the prophet line was his idea too.
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my friend has the elizabeths which are pollards park skis and they are just plain silly, he likes like hes riding two damn snowboards. and theyre next years model. but yea "hahah"
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if ur friend rides in massachusetts, odds are he doesnt need a ski thats 110 at the waist.
that said, if he can really ski, he should love theyre versatility. so either hes really closed minded or he cant fucking ski.
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hahaha, this is such a funny thread, but is it true?
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some of the funniest pics ever
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the pics were the best byfar
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ummm thats because its supposed to be like riding two snowboards. pollard boards too, and he likes the way they ride, so he wanted his skis to ride like that too.
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not gonna lie, those pictures were quite enjoyable
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ive managed to save all the gum hes chewed and spited out at hood and iam about a spearment pack away from finshing the detailed bust i have constructed
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"we're gonna ride Eric's nuts as much as we can"
when i read this i imagined line coming out with 08 models called 'Eric's nuts.' Given their name, they would undoubtedly be an unprecedented 170 underfoot.
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they should deffinately do that
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hes got the prophet line (3) first pollard ski(1) mother ships( 1 or 2) elizebeth and bacon (2) new pollard ski(1).......... 8 or 9
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his next year signature ski is so nice, reverse camber and everything
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i chuckled
it was like, hehehehehe
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haha
who else on their team is ski worthy?
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lol, line is nothing w/out pollard.
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That's dumb. Why would anyone do something so stupid? I mean, you can't name an entire ski line after a pro skier! No way hose!
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haha, no way "hose" umm its jose and also its apanish so it sounds like whoezeeeeh
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i think its more like
"hoe.zayy"
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thats cool
NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the only skis which aren't pollard inspired are the girl's skis and the two chronics, the invaders and anthems have the eliptical sidecut which was all pollard, the prophet series all pollard the elizabeth, bacon and ep pro...all pollard...they don't even need to pay him for riding his skis he probably makes a percentage of the sales from those skis which is why line can still keep him on their team
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