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I think this is what probably pisses everyone one of you off when ridding in the park...

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Jake...
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i have so many stories aobut this as im sure you do. but please, watch the 13 second video, curtosy of timmi*$

http://media.putfile.com/ski-lesson-2
May 22 2006 4:50PM
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[lineskier]820
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ha.....ha, ya its true
May 22 2006 4:52PM
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Calb3rt
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ahmen, preach it bortha
May 22 2006 4:52PM
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jayamait
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hahahaha... good call.
May 22 2006 4:53PM
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aaron.ebner
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i get so pissed when all my gear gets burnt in those kind of situations
May 22 2006 4:54PM
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Bulky
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so true, almost broke my jaw that way
May 22 2006 4:55PM
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siver-cartel
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i hate the family who slalom on the landing and brake
May 22 2006 4:55PM
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japie99
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haha nice
May 22 2006 4:55PM
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skithebert
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yea that shit happened to me. two douchbag snowboarders just sitting on the landing. i managed to not land on them but i smashed into them and cut my face all up. sons of bitches.
May 22 2006 4:58PM
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BFINO13
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yeah we have this kid in our group that spots the landing and if not and thurs ppl thur we will be assholes and fall and take them out u know unless thur hot or like 5
May 22 2006 5:00PM
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Jake...
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i watched my buddy throw a huge 180 over a 45 foot table, and landed at full speed right BOOM into a kid. the kid he hit (a like 14 yr old boarder) broke his wrist and went to the hopital. and so he should have. as bad as that sounds he will never sit on a landing again/
May 22 2006 5:06PM
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Mezmerize19
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What also sucks is that when one of us are going to go off a kicker we tell everyone to get out of the way. Well they do except to the damn retards who choose tocut in front of me as im going off and then I have to beat the crap out of them with my pole in the air.
May 22 2006 5:14PM
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timmi
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hahahahahahahahaha
May 22 2006 5:15PM
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Jake...
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solid movie my friend
May 22 2006 5:16PM
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N.L.
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Ive jumped over people on a couple occasions.
May 22 2006 5:16PM
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timmi
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i made that video after i almost landed on an asain off a 45 footer. it scared the crap outa me
May 22 2006 5:17PM
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JibEarth
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omfg i ahste when stupid kids stand on the landings i almost cut a kids head off doing a 5. the kid was standing on the knuckle and luckly for him i way over shot the jump. i was out the whole day after that one. fucking stupid kids
May 22 2006 6:35PM
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ejoy
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Haha true.
May 22 2006 6:37PM
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ski_me
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oh god it is the worst thing when people catch fire on a ski hill.. nothing pisses ski patrol off more.
May 22 2006 6:37PM
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slimbruddah
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haha yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I guy on my ski team landed on a kid and broke his leg. Kinda felt sorry for the kid...... but, he had no commen sense so I guess he learnt the hard way. Duh... what goes up comes down hahah.
May 22 2006 6:37PM
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HoodNative
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killer stick figures
May 22 2006 6:41PM
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Peter.
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yeah my park has a sweet 2 jump line and during ski club all these girls go and freakin sit on the second deck so you will hit the first jump and have good speed for the 2nd one, and the girls will be sitting there
May 22 2006 6:41PM
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my_ar5_steeze
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i thought u said it wasnt 45 feet you hoe, that was scottay, biggest fall iv seen, kid got wrecked
May 22 2006 6:42PM
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4frntSkier
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haha
goodcall
that amongst other things
May 22 2006 7:00PM
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Petey.
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even though that was a crap vid...lol, yea im always worried that when i hit the lip ill look over the edge in mid-air and see some joey standing on the other side, then im basically screwed
May 22 2006 7:02PM
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timmi
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that vid was crap? did you not see the crazy backflip?
May 22 2006 9:30PM
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skiierman
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I've seen some very, very, very close calls this past season. It's probobly the scariest shit to see.
May 22 2006 9:46PM
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720laxskier
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we've got a really close call on tape.. ill see if i can find it
May 22 2006 9:58PM
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R.I.P.BigTree
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signals are key to avoid that shit - open circle, closed circle heh
May 22 2006 10:00PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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wat sucks is the guys who cut you off out of nowhere right when ur about to go and you are all pumpoed, then you have to stop really quickly and you dont get enough speed
May 22 2006 10:14PM
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milkdud951
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once after i bailed on a landing and lost my pole, i was hiking up the landing to retrieve it, but id yelled to everyone to wait up. My friend didnt hear me and couldnt tell that i was still on the landing. he did a 7 of the 30 ft table and came within inches of cutting my head off. i dove out of the way at the last second and i saw him spinning towards me. Scariest shit ever.
May 22 2006 10:21PM
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milkdud951
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*as i saw him
May 22 2006 10:21PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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this would be sweet if this worked

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May 22 2006 10:23PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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nope it didnt
May 22 2006 10:24PM
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danski333
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thats funny shit. i brock my wrist in 2 places doing that but off a natral jump
May 22 2006 10:26PM
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tjski
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ive never really hit anyone in the landing but it pisses me off so much when people just fuckin stand there and dont move.
May 22 2006 10:30PM
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Hotdawgg-Skier4
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arrg i hate always telling people to get out of the way! its the worst when they get mad at you after so then you have to explain to them that they were in a terrain park for hitting jumps iand rails! some skiers these days!! just dont get it
May 22 2006 10:42PM
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ski_cartel
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man sometimes when we hit the park we where our staff jackets and when kids do that shit we ream em out then kick them outa the park. other times we hit them(when were not in staff jackets) , but most of the time they see that we are hitting the bigger lips and they tell each other to stay outa the way and just watch
May 22 2006 10:46PM
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dom_uk
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snowboarders tend to be worse at mine, as they struggle to get up for some reason
May 23 2006 7:53AM
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Team_AWE
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agreed, i just usually wait but it pisses me off
May 23 2006 8:33AM
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Woodland
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The worst is the guy who comes in to the tranny at about 2 km/h cases it loses both skies and poles. Has to walk up get his skis. cant get the binding sorted out and sits at the top trying to clip in. Finally he's in then he skis to the bottom of the landing, then realises that he has left his poles at the top. takes off his skis hikes to the top. Gets them walks down carefully so he does not fall. Then messes with his binding again for a bit skies away.



...... only ever had that once. i found it more funny than annoying but then it only happened once
May 23 2006 8:40AM
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Team_AWE
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ha ha ha

its not as iregular as you might think
lol
May 23 2006 8:42AM
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snowdiver
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ya i hate it when dumbass little girl snowboarders go off the sides of jumps onto rails and fall and then wait for there friend to see them so they can laugh
May 23 2006 9:58AM
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DietCoke
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so asians catch on fire ?
May 23 2006 10:35AM
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skiinscotland
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stabing them with your pole can be efective at getting them to move if you fly over head.
or just land on them and get your dad to punch them.(like mine did).
May 23 2006 11:01AM
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sluethi
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haha thats good... amd ya that pisses me off to
May 23 2006 2:40PM
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timmi
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well, yes, scientifically they are the more flamable race.
May 23 2006 8:57PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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this only happens with me with little kids who case the jump and go like 2 feet
May 23 2006 9:36PM
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Silence
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ahaha thats sick
May 23 2006 11:28PM
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garrett.
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hahahahahahahahahaha
May 24 2006 12:45AM
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*rkp*
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funniest thing ever this season, i hit this jump at the bottom and this guy was right under the knuckle so i couldnt see him at all. anyways i pretty much land fakie while missing him by like 2 inches. and then EVERYONE friends, park staff, me, randoms, even my mom! was screaming at him because he was just sooo retarded. like if i would have hit him it would have been death...
May 24 2006 1:04AM
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