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Subject: Things you will never hear a freeskier say.
ShaneSchorzman
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Jul 3 2008
2:17:33
okay, so ive seen all these things like 40 things you will never hear a ski racer say an all this bullshit so i say we start up a lil one about freesking.

add something off mine.


1.What is steez?
wazzucrewskier
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Jul 3 2008
2:20:46
i kinda want to try snowlerblades

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ShaneSchorzman
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Jul 3 2008
2:21:58
Quoting wazzucrewskier from Jul 3 2008 2:20:46:
i kinda want to try snowlerblades
hahahah thats hella good.
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Jul 3 2008
2:23:39
"i refuse to suck that penis"
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Jul 3 2008
2:28:29
that powder was too deep
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Jul 3 2008
2:29:03
i use poles
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Jul 3 2008
2:37:15
That jacket is too big for me~
livtoski
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Jul 3 2008
2:43:12
its hot today, im just gonna wear my jeans. no skipants.
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Jul 3 2008
2:45:13
(sorry for the double post)
but

who's weezy?
BhillUltimate Bling!
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Jul 3 2008
2:46:21
This thread is unsteezy in sooo many ways
I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook, Pack it up, sell it triple-price, fuck the books , Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks , So when we pull up, it ain't shit to do but look.
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Jul 3 2008
2:48:46
r those handrails to help u down the mountain?
oh yeah, i just went THERE

and then came back, cuz there was no skiing
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Jul 3 2008
2:57:54
we better not go in there, thats the snowboard park
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Jul 3 2008
3:00:08
twin tailed skis!
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Jul 3 2008
3:02:52
what is the extra tip for?, watch out for that cliff/jump, I wouldn't do that if I were you, what if I get hurt?, I think I'll quit at noon. wanna hit the groomers?, I'll take the easy way down, next year I'm going to try racing
Pray for Snow.

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Jul 3 2008
3:06:49
Its summer, why would you think about skiing?
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Jul 3 2008
3:15:19
racers are soooo steezy
503.SkiHood
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Jul 3 2008
3:32:15
Quoting miintclothingnz from Jul 3 2008 3:06:49:
Its summer, why would you think about skiing?
everyone i talk to says that, especially my dad. i was at the doctor today, and she said "i see you have a sunburn on your face" and i said it was from skiing. she looked at me like i was a complete psycho
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Jul 3 2008
3:43:32
what the hells chads?
i love head
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Jul 3 2008
4:12:53
Quoting 503.SkiHood from Jul 3 2008 3:32:15:
everyone i talk to says that, especially my dad. i was at the doctor today, and she said "i see you have a sunburn on your face" and i said it was from skiing. she looked at me like i was a complete psycho
haha that's same with me, and the its from skiing is money

hers mine my bro heard a grandma say about me when i was skiing away at the top of a hill

"now look at that! low pants, no poles, and a bandana, how can anybody ski like that!"

i laughd
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Jul 3 2008
4:18:15

What's that half tube thing in the terrain park?

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Jul 3 2008
5:05:12
This would be awesome to hear:
"Today I won't be a egotistical, gear begging, four year old about my role in the ski industry. Heck I'd even like to give back today and think about what I can offer other people. Yeah thats what I'll do."


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Jul 3 2008
5:25:02
Did you see that whirley bird?
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Jul 3 2008
10:24:15

only snowboarders do tricks. Skis are for racing.

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Jul 3 2008
10:41:33
lets go perform whirlybirds in the stunt ditch
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Jul 3 2008
10:47:12
binders
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Jul 3 2008
10:47:38
Quoting XtRemE11 from Jul 3 2008 2:29:03:
i use poles
word
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Jul 3 2008
10:49:15
wtf is NS?
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Jul 3 2008
11:00:16
Quoting mommy from Jul 3 2008 2:23:39:
"i refuse to suck that penis"
thank you
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Jul 3 2008
11:04:38
They set up some practice gates, Wanna go hit em up?
My pants are too big so i ordered a belt.
Man my leg is kinda sore im going to stick to groomers today.


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Jul 3 2008
11:17:28
freeskier is the best magazine ever
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Jul 3 2008
11:17:33
Quoting Sjerz from Jul 3 2008 11:04:38:
They set up some practice gates, Wanna go hit em up?
My pants are too big so i ordered a belt.
Man my leg is kinda sore im going to stick to groomers today.

i shred the occasional practice gate. stubbies are the shit.
-heroin is not for your food-
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Jul 3 2008
11:29:20
Quoting Sjerz from Jul 3 2008 11:04:38:
They set up some practice gates, Wanna go hit em up?
My pants are too big so i ordered a belt.
Man my leg is kinda sore im going to stick to groomers today.

I use a belt. I like my pants down like the next guy but hey, once its down to wear im just wearing underwear, theres a problem for me.
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Jul 3 2008
11:38:20
Quoting mommy from Jul 3 2008 2:23:39:
"i refuse to suck that penis"

^best one, and so true, ha ''freeskiers'' why not just skiers?

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Jul 3 2008
11:41:42
No thanks, I dont drink.
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Jul 3 2008
11:44:56
Quoting -Tristan- from Jul 3 2008 11:41:42:
No thanks, I dont drink.

good one

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Jul 3 2008
11:46:36
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Jul 3 2008
12:07:51
Quoting sicmainefilms from Jul 3 2008 5:05:12:
This would be awesome to hear:
"Today I won't be a egotistical, gear begging, four year old about my role in the ski industry. Heck I'd even like to give back today and think about what I can offer other people. Yeah thats what I'll do."

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Jul 3 2008
12:15:09
i hate powder
!!!FTW!!!!!
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Jul 3 2008
12:15:37
why did it have to snow so much today?
i wish it was summer
i wish my mtn would close
who the fuck is tanner hall?
double tipped skis, whats the point
its not about doing tricks its about going as fast as possible and flying off of the sides of the biggest jump you can find
newschoolers.com? sounds like a porn website
ski porn? is that like where two people fuck on skis
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Jul 3 2008
12:39:38
Snowboarders do cooler tricks.
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Jul 3 2008
12:44:07
lets write a good article.
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Jul 3 2008
1:05:35
no pics?  it's ok- i believe it happened.
i'm from a city in the midwest, best city in the whole wide, wide world.
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Jul 3 2008
1:08:39
who is tom wallisch?
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Jul 3 2008
1:14:26
Quoting Scott~ from Jul 3 2008 2:37:15:
That jacket is too big for me~
I've said that...
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Jul 3 2008
1:20:29
Quoting TeeeRevor from Jul 3 2008 12:15:09:
i hate powder
yea hahahaha
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Jul 3 2008
1:22:14
i wear a wife beater under my coat
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Jul 3 2008
1:22:23
Them trick skis with the rounded tips on both ends.
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Jul 3 2008
1:23:21
my clothes are too gangsta nigga
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Jul 3 2008
1:25:34
does this shirt look to big on me?
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Jul 3 2008
3:41:14
Quoting crazyfuck from Jul 3 2008 1:05:35:
no pics?  it's ok- i believe it happened.
lol
lalala
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Jul 3 2008
3:49:03

how come kids always ski out of the woods with huge smiles on their faces

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