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January 29th 2005
Teddybear Crisis and War!
Newschoolers.com is proud to present two trailers for you: Johnny Decesare and the Poor Boyz declare WAR, and ski film visionary Kris Ostness is back in the game, teaming up with Henrik Rostrup to announce TEDDYBEAR CRISIS. Check the trailers, and watch them a hundred times so when the movies come out this fall you'll be bored and whine about how nothing was epic.

www.poorboyz.com

WATCH WAR TEASER



www.teddybearcrisis.com

WATCH TEDDYBEAR CRISIS TEASER


To open the Teddybear Crisis teaser, copy and paste the URL into Quicktime.


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the teaser dosnt work
copy the address of the Teddybear Crisis teaser into Quicktime, and it will work.
1st bitch
yea im sad no worky for either and i was so excited
was so sick
Teddybear crisis looks ridiculous.
that teddybear thing looks sick. The armadas that tanner has in that have like a big eye on them at least I think those are armadas
i didnt get teddy bear crisis even when i put it in the player
WAR
that movie is so sick and the skis that tanner has are awsome
the war teaser links to nothing.
^Hence, "The War teaser is temporarily disabled."
sick looks to be impressive
aaaaaahhh! my comp is soo fuckin bad and doesnt have quicktime and i have really slow internet. someone shoot me
I dunno bout the music, but the skiing in TeddyBear Crisis looks sick!
if u put the url into quicktime it will work
if u put the url into quicktime it will work
in the black and white shot of tanner in teddy bear crisis at 1:56, he's holding some new armadas with a face on them. Cool.
the music is awesome. come on, you can't not like david bowie
haha i got so excitied i didn;t read the little disclamer at the bottom, my bad
teddy bear crisis, looks pretty good
Teddy Bear Crisis looks really good, but except for a few shots the trialor was almost exclusively tanner and Jon olson
shit...that was some gnarly shit on rails from tanner...the grind that he pushed into a tailpress/tailslide...man...
its ostness, what do you expect, a lame movie?
WAR TEASER FIXED.
i think ostness has me sold on that movie already. that was a sick trailer even if it seemed like it was 50 percent tanner.
pep turnin around in the powder at the end was pretty cool.
SWEETT
sick war teaser
ZEROSPIN chads gap so sick
zero spin pyramid waaaat
DID I JUST SEE A ZERO ON CHAD'S?!?!?!?!?!
how come when i play them they both just end in the middle of it and they dont finish to the end of the status bar thing.. whats up with that!? am i the only one??
Poorboyz is the muthafucking shitnit right now. that was the hottest trailor.
Question: Where is the progression?
holy crap I wanna see that movie right now it looks so friggin awesome and that footage must be pretty damn recent
those movies look nuts
how do I get the teddy bear crisis to work?
sooooo, we're releasing trailers for fall movies in JANUARY? is shooting even done?!?!?!?!
yeah teddybear crisis still isnt working for me
Zerospin was definitely gross. Looking forward to seeing the whole vid.
HOLY FUCK does WAR look amazing. And its wicked that Oakley is bringing back the neon green from the old Unobtanium days.
im so getting this war movie the teaser looks so sick and the new armadas that tanner and tj got looks insane
WAR looks awesome.
INSANE
in war, that was like a smaller jump at chad's right? that didn't look like the 110'+ jump
yellow pants, switch 5's, and double kinks.
poor boys production please have my babies
that shit is fuckin insane!!!!!!!!!!!
so sick
haha YES! david bowie
war looks pretty tight too
There is no way that's Chads, it might be Pyramid Gap though, I think its around 90. There are gaps out the ass down there in Utah though, so who knows.
andy did the zero over pyramid and zach did the kink c-rail...sickest shots in the movie...ohh and the nastay cab 5
i seriously cant even begin to explain how happy i am to see ostness back in the game.
what's a url
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^^how can you saw there un-original from a trailer of early clips....you cant, just on the title and not even half the footage from this year...there both sick...period
neon green and hot pink suits were so sick
damn, dialup is a bitch
man pep is hot
zero on pyramid, oh god thank you
damn that shit was amzing, the dub kink to curve was fucking sick in war
Did anyone else notice that Seth Morrison will be in War? This will be the first season he hasn't shot with MSP.
YEAH ZAAACH, your going big time now man!
wow both were really good, saw a couple shots of next years armadas
those are pretty sick
illnasty
I love WAR:)
ouch, i need some sun glasses to look at all the neon. I cant wait to se the whole movies
he was in 1242 and still in the MSP movie
SICK i love Pep´s chlothes!
PEP IS BACK!
Ohhhh my! Teddy Bear Crisis looks incredulous. I loved the trailer. It was sooo long!
i think i just jizmed a lil
I have but one comment: Drool!
ZAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
both of those movies, looking sooooo sick, cant wait.
umm i am convinced teddy bear crisis is going to be the best movie ever. im callng it right now. i liked the trailor more way more than war's. and war is a terrible name for a ski movie
wow...just...wow
hasn't dash been doin that zero on pyramid for a few seasons now
War and Teddybear Crisis are the sickest fcuking videos ever!
is it pyramid or is it chad's in the War teaser ?
Both look sick but i think war looks a little better so far
those were sickkk
Dude i hate to do it becuz it is way to early but other companies better come out with some amazing shit or WAR already takes movie of the year!!
wow sick..(war)
both sick
Hooray for Ostness!
in the war teaser, thats pep and andy mahre on pyramid not chads
sick. but tanner is still queer.
both was sick, but the teddybear crisis teaser was the sickest
Teddybear gotta be one of the best movies I ever gonna see in my Life!!! SOOO many SICK riders and all in one movie!! GOD DAMN!! Looking FOrward To get that one in my mail!!!!
GOOOD LORD!! SOMEONE PULLED A ZERO OVER CHADS IN WAR!!! FUCKING RIDICILUS!!!
That LOOOOOOOOONG wooden rail in teddybear that Laurent Favre slid was in Finland!!! HELL YEAH BOOOYZ!

WAR had sick skiing but the editing was weird, but again, I won't judge any movie by it's teaser. NASM had the best teaser last year and it was the worst movie.
PBP, u havent pumped me up since probably happy dayz. This is lame as fuck. yall are completely out of touch. People loved WSKI 106 becasue it was orgiinal, this has a couple cool shots but it is soo formulaic (sic). If think u can just rely on a yearly formula u are mistaken. stop being lazy and start innovating otherwise no ones gonna buy ur shit anymore. sorry to bitch but u need to get hungry, ur getting so predictable. step ur game up! peace.
ZERO WAS PYRAMID
jesus u guys come out with movies fast, i like war
Is there any way to save the teddybear trailer on youre comp?
therastatruth go fuck yourself
both teasers are ill for sure.
could it be that tanner hall finally got some style...even though it looks gay!
damn want them now
wow was taht pep who switch rodeo 5 pyramid?
yah dude!
Is it just me or is Jon starting to look like Michael Jackson???
pep wins.
siiiiick!
some gay ass music
wholy shit they are good
Teddybear Crisis looks amazing, funny how jon was humping dumont.
was that zero the first time someone has landed chads switch
teddy bear looked good till the skarachuting
PBP kicks ass, but I'm gonna have to go with Teddybear based on the teasers
what the fuck does WAR have to to with skiing.. fuck PBP im not buying that shit.. keep politics out of skiing.
+_+
cool mp4
tanners nollie lip on that huggge wooden down rail was so sick
agreed with fetus. random war footage with skiing is brutal.
war, what is it good for? and the zero was pyramid...
who ever said it was about war in Iraq... its a war in skiing... skiahs droppin like bombs, blowin shit up.
did he land the zero?? they cut it off
why doesnt teddy bear crisis work for me? i tried typing it in quicktime and coulnt get it to work
nevermind
what's a zero ?
IM WRITING IN BOLD... REPECT MY ASS
*RESPECT
crazy, just crazy
Congrats to Zach D for makin it big.
My guess is War is an extended metaphor for the balkanization and factionization of the sport of skiing and how volatile and scandalous things have gotten between these groups.
worddd!!!!^^^
Is there any way to save the teddybear trailer on youre comp?
come on.... for one they couldnt find anything better to link skiing to?!? WAR is so unoriginal and with all the stuff going on in the world how could u not say this shit isnt linked to polictics.... lame
+_+
because I fucking named the movie asshole.
hahaha, they both look so good
Asshole?haha.. Sorry, I think the name you picked is poor and unoriginal… From the many passionate posts you make (about anti-war/bush) I would find it very hard to believe that you have not been influence by the worlds current events in the naming of this movie along with the song that was chosen.
+_+
I never said that I picked the song. I wanted slayer, reign in blood. What can I say...
PS: Freerider54 is on to something.
what song is in teddybear?!
Maybe Johnny could've named it Scandalous, but that name was already taken by another sick movie. Because that's what the industry is right now...Scandalous. So War will do. fetus 540 maybe you could be better served by reading the underlying themes, rather than the ostensible ones. But believe what you want.
yay fo zach
yes i understand they have underlying themes, but just with the current shit going on i think its a poor choice.
+_+
teddybear crisis is a fucking DOPE trailer...very remiscent of a heady ass snowboard trailer. hot shit.
i dont know wheter they are rocks or trees but the person who throws that cork three in teddy crisis at about 2:00 mins came 10 inches from getting butt fucked
BK
looks pretty sweet i wanna see them
it dosent let me watch the last part of teddy bear
I am so gettin War
wont let me play either video, wtf. i like using windows media player better. fuck.
yeah these trailers oozed snowboard film steeze. teddybear crisis more so. i love it.
sick..i like the huge 180 drop..guessin thats pepper
GAY! I was excited for teddybear, but NOOOO, it doesnt work. stupid Piece of shit. i hope it gets fixed
omfg, ridiculous. Teddybear doesnt even work on teddybearcrisis.com --> un frickin believeable
yeah, he did it! he zeroed chad's! fuckin ridicoulus!
works for me
fuckin crazy
last part of teddy bear wont work..............
can't wait to get both these videos!
I have been joking to people about a zero spin on chad's, I can't believe that shit.
wooooo zach..waita get nutted!and andy with the million lightyear zero over the pyramid gap..does anybody know how much distance that was.....dave
no one did a zero spin on chads.
zero spin over some huge gap. (looked like chads though)
ohhh right that was pyramid
pep landed at the bottom of pyramid on that rodeo five. that was the sickest shit ive ever seen, anys zero was pretty big considering that you would have to be going like 80 km/h backwards.
rad ick al
Cant get the war teaser to work. Dammit
Whats up with this "going to battle" vibe in skiing right now. i dont get it. what we do is for fun...not for freedom.
teddybear and the PINK SUIT
fuck yeah zach!
teddy bear crisis deff. looks so sick
Am i the only one that can't get this shit to work?
pep and jon look like fucking queers in thier ugly ass color clothes in war. i swear these guys wear this ugly shit to make kids think its cool and start lame ass trends.
yes mahre
never mind teddy bear looked sicker from the trailer.
teddy bear crisis looks so so so good. so much better than the war trailer
.....hooray for Zach.
jon is sponsered by a girls company. of course it looks wack. but you can't say shit, cause he can ride. although you can look all hardcore in your sick kakis hes still gonna up you. so unless you have enough skiing credibility to take on jon or pep. sit down son.
Jon Olsson in a PINK suit , Now that is what i am talking about !! True style !! those movies look sick especially Teddy Bear Crisis, cant wait to get me a copy...Cheers
Teddy bear crisis looks sick but the war teaser didnt work for me
zaaach!! yeeeyaaa! jinglesteeze ;)
cool
boo
ZACH way to take it in the shorts
you're my hero
Jon's suit is so sick. No one could rock that but him.
And boyd/brad, but theyre different
how do you "paste into quicktime"
teddybear looks like some sick shit
i think jon should to stick to the skiin and not the pink
pink is tight, go home
ja man, u need to get ur head outta ur ass and accept the gays of the world, u homo
naw just kiddin i was rockin pink myself two seasons ago
rastafucker, thats so wrong
CHADS GAP? SHOULD BE PEPS GAP!
zach i love you with all my heart
wtF, the teddybear trailer doesnt work! GAY!
i was definatly stoaked on the jon humpage
Awww man the war trailer is broke for me now. Now it just loads like the first 5 seconds then stops. gay.
they are sweet, teddy bear has a better trailer
people, its not chads, it pyramid gap. chads is a lot bigger!
Tedy Bear Crisis looks so wicked, i'm totally getting it as soon as it comes out.
tim i love you...
Teddybear is sick

But I have some serious issues with WAR. Throwing in actual war footage is completely out of line and unnecessary. I'm not sure when PBP decided it was cool to show old and new war footage where Americans and others probably ended up dying in some of these clips. These clips aren't being shown in the historical context of an educational program such as the History Channel, they are being shown because the producers of this film think it's cool.

I also object to injection of an obvious poltical agenda into a ski movie. I would like Johnny D to go to Aushwitz or talk to somebody who survived it if he or she thinks war isn't good for "absolutely nothing." The harsh truth is that sometimes it is necessary. If PBP wants to make an anti-war movie maybe they can team up Michael Moore for his next flick. Otherwise I suggest they keep politics out of skiing.
that was soso so soso hooot
WWOOO
Hey munter you dumbfuck: it's a free country. He an incorporate anything he wants to in a ski movie, including things you disagree with.
I knew I'd provoke a good intelligent newschooler's response. "Dumbfuck"

But seriously, the theme of this film is in poor context with everything going on in the world right now. Your suppossed to be able to watch ski movies and go skiing to get away from war and politics.
tanner slides a fuckin badass kinked c rail in teddybear...taht was ill
that was dumont not tanner snobowlmafia
A ZERO ON PYRAMIDS DUMB FUCKS
A ZERO ON PYRAMIDS DUMB FUCKS
teddy bear crisis is not a teaser its a ten minute long movie.they use all of there best footy GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
WAR is dope
teddy bear crissis gay name
word munter. I definately agree. Possibly people are misinterpreting what the messages are in War but i dont think so...but we can never really know what messages PB wanted to put out.
that pink suit, so slick on him, and jon's backcountry style on those huge jumps, so crazy smooth. amazing. so much better thna pop yer bottlez
pop yer bottlez and war look sorta gay compared to teddybear crisis. ill probably end up biuying them all but still!
pop yer bottlez looks best and war for one reason pep pep pep ooooo baby pep
yep. pep is the shit. i want more pep.
fuck this is gonna take forever to download
if you dont like the war footage dont buy the movie otherwise quit complaining
dernnnnnnnn teddy bear looks amazinc
war o baby i dig that song
im so glad to see pep in a lot of movie this year he is so awesomely HOT!!
teddybear crisis had so many rails from finland
last post sick
Schiller = steeze
in war, instead of violence and explosions, there should be porn and sex
[u] NICE! [u]
hey man, how is the song in "WAR" called
ok, it's called "war, what is it good for" by edwin starr
hey, nico zacek, a german freeskier gonna be in teddy bear crissis!
yeah
munter your an idiot, its time someone has a film that has a theme that has to do with peace or at least they have a theme at all instead of the usual ski porn, plus being to auschwitz would damn well convince me war is good for nothing( i have been there) fucker
NO, THAT WAS A ZERO ON PYRAMID
yeah not chads...not done untill untill t hall decided to throw a cab 9...hope he recovers quickly....may bob ross be with him...
fuckn iLL
off the sheezy!!!!!!!
so, who else has gotten to number 100
i think those war clips are there because john disses american way to handle every thing... i have bigger that you... that´s the way it is world stupidest country has biggest guns... it´s only a matter of time when it all ends.
nice promo !! :P common dude the teaser dont even work :S
bold
War doesnt look all that great. I have TBC on order b/c it looks fuckign amazing.
war had some good skiing but the music was sooooooo badddddd
sssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiittttttttttttt skiing vides this year are too good I'm going to be broke!!!
the vid you get with war, UP 1.2, is fucking sick!
and what is the tune in the Teddy Bear Crisis trailer??
i need the song from the trailer - who knows it????????
I buyed war on the weekend its so sick I almost shit my pants
"what is it good for ABSOULTLY NOTHING woooohhhoooo WAR!"
I'm buyin' TBC, Ostness is innovative
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