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September 4th 2009
The Life of Symms

THE LIFE OF SYMMS
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I can’t help but stutter a bit when people ask what I do for a living. It’s not that I’m ashamed, and it’s not that I don’t like what I’m doing. It’s just that if you’ve ever talked to my grandma, you’d know that she, like the general public, has no idea what a pro skier is.

I guess you could say a pro skier is someone who appears on the big screen every fall. But ever since Al Gore invented the Internet, Bill Gates patented it, and Tim Armstrong put it into our phones, the number of dudes skiing onscreen has dramatically increased. And so has the number of ways to become one of those, uh, pros.

Traditionally, the professional skier kicks off the season in December by disappearing from civilization to spend, literally, several days on skis. Following a tour of the dining halls and bars of the world’s finest backcountry lodges, the professional skier embarks on a surf trip lasting anywhere from one to four months. (Every professional skier, without exception, secretly wants to be a professional surfer). Nine months later, the skier resurfaces with two to four minutes of footage, and spends the next two months signing posters in high school auditoriums. This routine persists among present-day pros whose careers originated before YouTube.

But what about those whose careers originated after YouTube? Initially, the Internet was amateur territory–like some giant sponsor-me video forum. Considering all the money it costs to print and premiere DVDs, the big-screen guys must be better than the dudes spraying themselves across the Internet for free, right? One Internet skier’s stellar winter contends, “maybe not.”

Tom Wallisch hadn’t even podiumed in a major contest when kids all over the world, familiar with his online clips, clamored to see him in the X Games. At a stage of his career when pre-Internet skiers would have been relatively unknown, Wallisch was already the most emulated skier in freestyle, with thousands combing the Internet to find out what brand of T-shirt he wore in his most recent edit. A string of major slopestyle victories and an AFP overall title only reaffirmed the digital phenom’s skill.

Wallisch’s unconventional rise to fame characterizes a shift in the way we choose our idols. We don’t buy DVDs; we download them off the Internet. The youth–you know, the punks who steal movies off the Web–have capitalized on this fact. While traditional pros disappear to film powder turns for a dollar a second, teenagers turn a camera, a few park features, and a baggy T-shirt into some of the most talked-about ski footage of the season.

Accordingly, established film companies now comb Vimeo for new talent, a break from the past when they found new blood from sponsors and contests. These major players have embraced the webisode format, laying their whole year, surf trip included, online in regular installments. And nearly all pro skiers now have online blogs to update fans on what it’s like to watch it rain in Alaska, or to be drunk at 4 p.m. in Retallack. So the disappearing days are over, along with the season-long wait to see what’s going on right now. And the pros are still the guys on the big screen–as long as your definition of “big” includes your 15-inch laptop monitor.

photo: Scott Markewitz

Pro skier John Symms has graduated from the Web to write a monthly column for Powder Magazine. Check out the September issue, available on newsstands now, featuring Symms' column, a host of kick-ass newschool content, and a timeless and not to be missed 31-page tribute to Shane McConkey.

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whitekid
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:35:29pm
woot
whitekid
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:35:40pm
third
JAWflyer3
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:35:50pm
4th
Black.Bird
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:36:07pm
2nd actually
JAWflyer3
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:36:10pm
3rd actually
Black.Bird
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:36:44pm
gilla
orange.
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:37:21pm
first to rate 2! ha this was sweet
JAWflyer3
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:37:29pm
sounds like he knows what is up with the movie industry, good read although short.
nomensteven$
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:37:33pm
naw mayng
sstricky$$
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:37:51pm
10th!!!
t.r.e.f.a.ll....$
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:38:27pm
11th
srslyfresh.com
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:39:41pm
wow. well written
Mr_Papageorgio$
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:40:30pm
Symms is hating.
teck9
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:40:38pm
woo, sik
smilingchris
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:41:21pm
whooaoaaaaa
MF*DOOM
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:46:33pm
16th
SteezeLouise
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:48:15pm
unexpected
CandiceC
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:51:07pm
At first i was like, "this is the same article that was in powder" Then i saw the giant powder ad....
ski@jaypeak2$
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:51:19pm
ha ha
steeze_girl_56
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:54:26pm
21rd
*steeze_is_good
Sep 4th 2009 at 12:58:17pm
mmmmmmright
K.C.
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:09:32pm
keeeeewwwwwwwlllllll
tlilly
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:10:09pm
nicee
migYz
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:22:49pm
25..cool beans
symms is fucking hilarious!! great article!
zaidel
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:27:48pm
worrd
VT_scratch$
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:31:36pm
yeah symms. can't wait to peep the column
David
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:34:09pm
good article
Walkawalka
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:34:30pm
That was sick haha.
sirskizalot$
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:35:20pm
So dope.
twayne
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:35:34pm
so cynical
schu2122
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:41:13pm
solid
LineRider5
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:43:43pm
haha siiick
COLE.
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:49:35pm
never thought about that way
Leafman$
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:50:31pm
haha symms gets deep.
DilatedClothing
Sep 4th 2009 at 1:54:30pm
PROOOOOOOOOOOO!
I_Am_God
Sep 4th 2009 at 2:16:01pm
ZOMG PRO
MalcolmUltimate Bling!
Sep 4th 2009 at 2:20:34pm
pshh already saw it in powder so this means symms no longer does the articles for expn
willard
Sep 4th 2009 at 2:26:13pm
symms is a sick writer
marc5$
Sep 4th 2009 at 2:30:02pm
word up. gangsta
ifebcbwf
Sep 4th 2009 at 2:45:25pm
meh
freestyler540
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:27:53pm
sick
SLO
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:30:07pm
ive been putting off reading that powder cause i know my copy is waiting for me on the far end of a flight to seattle... and im straight devouring it on the way back.
prophet
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:30:11pm
symms is my hero.
nitsua
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:31:22pm
I love symms
Gordo.$
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:33:21pm
i love john symms.
KYABAMBA
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:53:22pm
david, that was the column as it appeared in powder
Notorious_J.I.B
Sep 4th 2009 at 3:53:39pm
he was my jib academy coach! what a pro.
ashamedkrew
Sep 4th 2009 at 4:14:03pm
good article
*da_funk*
Sep 4th 2009 at 4:39:45pm
good article. really shows how big the influence of the internet on freeskiing is, really.
could been a little more about symms life tho...
the_kock
Sep 4th 2009 at 4:44:46pm
i feel like i have read that somewhere already
Jacuse$
Sep 4th 2009 at 4:47:04pm
that was a good thing
thomas_dube
Sep 4th 2009 at 5:32:55pm
Yes.
I think we should all take a lesson from snowboarding and realize that good skiing doesn't mean sw dub 12's on 100ft jumps or winning X-games pipe.
Some of the most fun edits to watch (CASG especially) are often the ones with less technical tricks but stuff that makes you really think about what makes a trick good.
PETER=
Sep 4th 2009 at 5:42:34pm
Jea simmmz!
twenty2$
Sep 4th 2009 at 5:59:28pm
Congrats on working for Powder Symma!
skodeo7$$
Sep 4th 2009 at 6:29:03pm
SIMZ RULES!
Dcult
Sep 4th 2009 at 6:29:44pm
yea symms
mtsteez03
Sep 4th 2009 at 6:33:59pm
john symms might be my favorite...
polka.yardSAIL
Sep 4th 2009 at 6:41:44pm
what is this internet you speak of? and who the hell is tom wallish?
Drail
Sep 4th 2009 at 7:33:18pm
cool
QPower
Sep 4th 2009 at 7:45:09pm
go symms
dunkaroos
Sep 4th 2009 at 8:12:34pm
good read...
LiN3chronicNH
Sep 4th 2009 at 8:57:28pm
You have to admit, skiing has completely blown up since this shift in medium. look at the boom in new NS members, the past year and a bit.
scientist
Sep 4th 2009 at 9:03:48pm
Yeah Symms, nice job with Powder! That's pimp. Enjoyed reading that.
gkenworthy$
Sep 4th 2009 at 9:52:49pm
Nice one Symms - all truth
Silence$$
Sep 4th 2009 at 10:04:51pm
Buy the magazine... great 1st issue~
Scott22~
Sep 4th 2009 at 10:53:06pm
nice article symms
66th
bryan.
Sep 4th 2009 at 11:28:30pm
symms, your sarcasm is ironic...wait..no...the irony is sarcastic...your funny...but its relative...you'll never be as funny as you think you are...or will you...
nekBeard
Sep 5th 2009 at 1:13:36am
Way to write a column about skiing on the internet and not mention newschoolers. WHERE'S OUR PLUG, SYMMS?

Also Symms is more of a pro ski industry personality and writer than a pro skiier at this point, isn't he?
J.D.$
Sep 5th 2009 at 1:29:56am
John Symms is the shit. So dope to see some smart people in skiing.
minnesotajib25
Sep 5th 2009 at 2:40:53am
That was sort of rambling, pointless and poorly written.
COskier
Sep 5th 2009 at 2:24:53pm
good article
popNfresh44
Sep 5th 2009 at 4:39:43pm
cool
Dan-Man
Sep 5th 2009 at 4:50:51pm
such a good article ment made me think alot ha
LO_GO
Sep 5th 2009 at 5:15:26pm
I remeber when I stumbled upon Tom on youtube. It was the spring of 07? I had no idea who he was, what/ how to pronounce 4bi9, and just thought it was a good edit. I did not find out until around dec. 07 or early 08 who he was and that is when alot of kids started to get erections. I jsut wanted to claim that I found out about tom and 4bi9 before they were big, and I had a tough time refinding the edit every time I wanted to watch it because I could never remember the name. End claim. I will have to pick up some Powder issues to read Symms' column.
Sweetums$
Sep 5th 2009 at 9:34:20pm
Well written. I'd still want to disappear from civilization just to ski, but leave the cameras behind. That would be fun.

Smart skiers ftw!!!
DrZoidberg
Sep 5th 2009 at 10:21:48pm
bring back AXIS magazine!
pag
Sep 6th 2009 at 12:47:58am
jea symms
BANGheadwear
Sep 6th 2009 at 1:27:25am
looking forward to powder more and more because of this
kyle-decker
Sep 6th 2009 at 1:37:00am
yeah symms is the man
Gharf
Sep 6th 2009 at 4:03:39am
17th!!!
toominator$
Sep 6th 2009 at 7:17:32am
Symms is the man!! What hat/beanie is that, and where can one get it??
86skier
Sep 6th 2009 at 8:23:49am
roundtop riders was the shit
thejackal1177
Sep 6th 2009 at 9:47:57am
symms is the best
Durtschi
Sep 6th 2009 at 2:01:21pm
sick article
skiwiscompton1
Sep 6th 2009 at 4:17:43pm
Sick article. The world of freeskiing and technology is definately advancing. Its becoming harder and harder to become a professional freeskier.
steezeninja$
Sep 6th 2009 at 5:27:38pm
great writing.
Scratch*my*Back$
Sep 6th 2009 at 7:44:28pm
PRO
musick13
Sep 6th 2009 at 9:56:21pm
he's got a really good point. how do you get profit from getting free movies? get a job, illegal downloaders. Good read. Keep it up
MN_Nice
Sep 6th 2009 at 10:08:13pm
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
but nothin comes out when they move their lips;
just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

antwone
Sep 6th 2009 at 11:31:26pm
awesome article!!
*cowboy*$
Sep 7th 2009 at 12:20:48am
yeaaa doggie
mystic_bud
Sep 7th 2009 at 3:02:59am
very true
ASkierNamedZeus
Sep 7th 2009 at 3:30:10pm
first
darrel
Sep 7th 2009 at 6:09:34pm
first
LukeB
Sep 7th 2009 at 8:31:47pm
I meant
First
LukeB
Sep 7th 2009 at 8:37:53pm
actually...
First!
LukeB
Sep 7th 2009 at 8:38:10pm
legititimizing the game right now. thanks john! enjoy the waves.
hans_aschim
Sep 8th 2009 at 12:17:03am
Actually pretty well written. I like this.
blondie.
Sep 8th 2009 at 6:03:19pm
17th First!
LukeB
Sep 8th 2009 at 8:27:55pm
Big up Symms!
Medalen
Sep 9th 2009 at 6:07:01am
i totaly agree with what symms is saying, but he makes himself sound really old when reffers to younger skiers as (internet skiers), but thats just what i think
Jason^
Sep 9th 2009 at 4:36:18pm
pretty good
S.Anderson
Sep 10th 2009 at 9:55:46pm
hahaha want that shirt
J.a.m.e.s
Sep 11th 2009 at 3:28:02pm
i'm glad powder picked someone with a brain... a very highly functioning one at that.
TheArgument
Sep 13th 2009 at 10:27:21pm
^I am really old.
simmers
Sep 15th 2009 at 2:36:59pm
when i saw read this article for the first time, i smiled (:
rach
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