Farewell From Jeff Schmuck
Apr 30th 2013Jeff Schmuck announces his departure from Newschoolers to join SBC Skier Magazine as their Managing Editor.
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Subject: Schmuck Lap The X
PETITION
Newschoolers,
it's that time again.
The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)
Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!
I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.
Signed
Cpt.Cockneck
25th January 2013
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
signed
signed!
Signed. And you forgot "the infamous". It's his favorite.
Signed
signed!
"you got your beacon on transmit?"
"no, dude"
"why? forgot batteries?"
"no dude, i got my saga, ile be good" -SteezoSaurus
"no, dude"
"why? forgot batteries?"
"no dude, i got my saga, ile be good" -SteezoSaurus
Oh hell yes! Signed!
signed
Quoting 1337
from Jan 25 2013 7:09:11:
EHV presents - Top 2 Bottom with Jeff Schmuck at XGames
Who wouldn't sign that?! from Jan 25 2013 7:09:11:EHV presents - Top 2 Bottom with Jeff Schmuck at XGames
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
I came here ready to rip buttholes, but that was actually pretty good
-Mr.Sloth
I bask in the splendor of your infinite wisdom my dearest consort. Those who attempt to bamboozle my whits with such mischief shall inevitably fail in their pursuits.
-bigbomber517
I came here ready to rip buttholes, but that was actually pretty good
-Mr.Sloth
I bask in the splendor of your infinite wisdom my dearest consort. Those who attempt to bamboozle my whits with such mischief shall inevitably fail in their pursuits.
-bigbomber517
Signed.
Let's see that happen! Signed
I join this motion.
contain your lust.
Signed.
Signed!!!
Ski or Die
"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man
"not to mention id rather beat off with a hair straightener than trade anything of moderate value for first drop" -D.Brown$
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"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man
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Signed
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Spray it on your balls, balls inflate with water. Genius.-gus555
Word.
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Word.
If there is a chance of getting your wiener touched, you respond.- AKT.UP
Signed
Signed!
Great Idea, signed!
Signed!
Praying for snow...
Signed.
signed
signed
signed
Minnesota is better than your state
Are those a mix between a snowboard and skis?
NICE EDUCATION DICK MELLON -Fritz_Wetherbee
Are those a mix between a snowboard and skis?
NICE EDUCATION DICK MELLON -Fritz_Wetherbee
signed
signed
"I meant to order chinese food, but instead I took a giant shit on the floor."
-Casey
-Casey
signed
Its fuck this shit oclock
signed
You wouldn't know troll if one dragged you under a bridge and raped and killed you before casting your body into the sewage filled river heading toward the sea.
-Abortionator
"OP and most people in this thread just got trolled hard.
y'all muthafuckas need jesus"
-Abortionator
"OP and most people in this thread just got trolled hard.
y'all muthafuckas need jesus"
signed.
.
Quoting zzzskizzz from Jan 25 2013 6:44:07:
im high as ablls off o my ambiean right now so do whwtrver
I know that feel bro. from Jan 25 2013 6:44:07:im high as ablls off o my ambiean right now so do whwtrver
Signed
THP
signed for me and my family (5)
?
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I poop wherever I want. Generally in the middle of jogging trails and then I sit in the woulds and touch myself when joggers freak out that they stepped in it. - theabortionator$
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I poop wherever I want. Generally in the middle of jogging trails and then I sit in the woulds and touch myself when joggers freak out that they stepped in it. - theabortionator$
Definitely signed!
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Signed! Get it Jeff!
Signed!
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Nothing good can come from this." -Literature
Nothing good can come from this." -Literature
Sig-nat-ure
Signed. Vid or didn't happen.
Huck off and fly!!!
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signed
hahahahaha
Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons...
1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs).
2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons...
1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs).
2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
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RIP Sarah Burke. I'll never forget you.
RIP Sarah Burke. I'll never forget you.
signed
Quoting HWW from Jan 25 2013 6:24:19AM:
he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.
Oh and ps: You should write articles for us with that kind of formidable use of the English language :) from Jan 25 2013 6:24:19AM:he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.
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RIP Sarah Burke. I'll never forget you.
RIP Sarah Burke. I'll never forget you.
Quoting schmuck from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:
hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
Ok well here are your options then, you have to complete a forfeit now.
from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
1) Followcam e.heath hitting the course
2) Slide down the whole course on a borrowed sled (someone WILL have one)
3) Do your next behind the scenes wearing only underpants and a hat & goggles
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
Quoting schmuck from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:
hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
can't get hurt if you do it in a zorb ! from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
;)
unless of course you're russian ....
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Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
-Fred
Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
-Fred
Quoting schmuck from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:
hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
No excuses!
from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
1) I know you have many friends at the event who would love to loan you their skis for a run. I bet someone from this thread would even hook it up.
2) I know you have many friends at the event who would love to hold your hand and help you side-slip down the course ;).
signed
"Oh Darsh, your even dumber than I thought"
Signed.
Deck
Quoting schmuck from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:
hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
Ok then eheat could do a run?
from Jan 25 2013 10:57:51:hahahahaha Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons... 1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs). 2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.
Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 25 2013 11:01:10:
can't get hurt if you do it in a zorb !
unless of course you're russian ....
what is this and where can i get one?can't get hurt if you do it in a zorb !
unless of course you're russian .... All times are EST (-5); The current time is 2:04AM
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