Farewell From Jeff Schmuck
Apr 30th 2013Jeff Schmuck announces his departure from Newschoolers to join SBC Skier Magazine as their Managing Editor.
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Subject: Schmuck Lap The X
PETITION
Newschoolers,
it's that time again.
The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)
Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!
I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.
Signed
Cpt.Cockneck
25th January 2013
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
I'll sign that.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
http://ifollowsnow.tumblr.com/
http://ifollowsnow.tumblr.com/
Signed
Bitches. Be. Tripping. - Mones
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
Thumbs up if porn hub sent you here - Cubber
I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. You're not a pussy, you're the opposite of a pussy, you're a man with extraordinary taste in cereal consumption equipment - bo0b
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
Thumbs up if porn hub sent you here - Cubber
I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. You're not a pussy, you're the opposite of a pussy, you're a man with extraordinary taste in cereal consumption equipment - bo0b
im high as ablls off o my ambiean right now so do whwtrver
My friend Afterbanged so hard, he broke both legs, his hip, 4 ribs, caused an avalanche, and killed everyone within a 100mile radius of the 'bang. But it was still not 'too much' bang. nickyp
"i hate you, i hate you, i don't even know you, but i hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and no one else." fujarome
No for real he is 26. Time for him to stop sliding on hand rails and get a real job. ParryWithAnA
"i hate you, i hate you, i don't even know you, but i hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and no one else." fujarome
No for real he is 26. Time for him to stop sliding on hand rails and get a real job. ParryWithAnA
signed
sure, I will sign that!
signed
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Signed!!
Max. UK Represent! #CelebrateSarah
http://jaggy-snake.tumblr.com/
"I can't help but wonder, didn't these guys choose freeride to lose the rules?"
"Saga needs to branch out and make a race suit. If they do it, I'll make a ON3P rockered race ski." -Ginko
http://jaggy-snake.tumblr.com/
"I can't help but wonder, didn't these guys choose freeride to lose the rules?"
"Saga needs to branch out and make a race suit. If they do it, I'll make a ON3P rockered race ski." -Ginko
Festering_sore approves and signs
Signed
Days of skiing 2012/2013: 10
Its true.
Its true.
signed
Signed
EHV presents - Top 2 Bottom with Jeff Schmuck at XGames
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SADBAGS forever
SADBAGS forever
Sure why not
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
signed
Signed
Because I'm from the suburbs, not Compton. And you look like an idiot when you are all thugged out in the parking lot waiting for Mom to pick you up in her Lexus crossover.
http://vimeo.com/user8219966/videos
http://vimeo.com/user8219966/videos
Signature from me has been acquired.
that's tubular
yolo signed
WZG
signed
Most Dope.
Gogo Schmuck!
Signed
Signed
Rock 'n Roll
Signed! this sounds fucking amazing
https://twitter.com/mag1882
Scotland
Scotland
SIGNED
\m/(>.<)\m/
Signed. Yes please.
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
Sarah Burke, 1/21/2012
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
RIP, NEVER FORGET
Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252
Sarah Burke, 1/21/2012
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
RIP, NEVER FORGET
Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252
Signed
signed.
don't taze me bro.
Signed
Signed.
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I'll sign it.
Don't message people asking to though
Don't message people asking to though
Signed
"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." Theron
"...and we rode into the sun set in search of prostitutes and cocaine" ginjuice
"...and we rode into the sun set in search of prostitutes and cocaine" ginjuice
Signed
"chug, is the most ganstar cananadian, He got rubs in his pockets for them Ho's" Liam Downey-chug life 3
"full tilts are for woman feet and chicken legs" - no_steeze
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"full tilts are for woman feet and chicken legs" - no_steeze
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SIGNED!
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Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
-Fred
Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
-Fred
signed
Signed. I wanna see schmuck slay!
"It's not an addiction....It's a lifestyle" Powderhuffer
"It's not over til you're underground" Billie Joe Armstrong"
"Who wouldn't wanna follow the MaryOski" Henrik Harlaut on twitter
"It's not over til you're underground" Billie Joe Armstrong"
"Who wouldn't wanna follow the MaryOski" Henrik Harlaut on twitter
good stuff.
signed
Signed, but only if Schmuck promises NOT TO GET HURT.
I'm worried about the big fella.
I'm worried about the big fella.
Love it. Signed.
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=|Mod Squad|=
=|Mod Squad|=
Quoting Melvs$ from Jan 25 2013 8:29:38:
Signed, but only if Schmuck promises NOT TO GET HURT. I'm worried about the big fella.
True shit. We only want a mellow slide or two and maybe some airtime ;-)Signed, but only if Schmuck promises NOT TO GET HURT. I'm worried about the big fella.
Stay safe Schmuck!
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
signed
signed!
Signed.
Why snowboard if you can ski?
SIGNED!
No-poles, free souls.
-NinetyFour
-NinetyFour
Alright, signed.
Although I was afraid when I had a pm from Capt.cockneck... thank you for not being something gross.
Although I was afraid when I had a pm from Capt.cockneck... thank you for not being something gross.
Signed!
NS has been graced with many wonderful petitions lately! Me like!
NS has been graced with many wonderful petitions lately! Me like!
Ski Sundown !
Lifted Trucks & Fishin
If frenchy doesn't like you. Nobody should... fuckin pussy. - montville57
Frenchy has been back. He never left. He is with us in our hearts everywhere we go all we have to do is recognize him.
-JakeTheGoat
Frenchy would kick your ass, I don't even know him and I can say that with confidence.
Lifted Trucks & Fishin
If frenchy doesn't like you. Nobody should... fuckin pussy. - montville57
Frenchy has been back. He never left. He is with us in our hearts everywhere we go all we have to do is recognize him.
-JakeTheGoat
Frenchy would kick your ass, I don't even know him and I can say that with confidence.
Signed
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Got a black key, got a gold chain. If it's on Jon then I'm pouring Champagne
Got a black key, got a gold chain. If it's on Jon then I'm pouring Champagne
signed but agree on the not getting hurt
signed
GGW
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powdermountain.com
Proud owner of ON3P Feminine Itches
Proud owner of ON3P Feminine Itches
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