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Subject: Schmuck Lap The X
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HWWUltimate Bling!
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Jan 25 2013
6:24:19AM
PETITION

Newschoolers,
it's that time again.

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Signed
Cpt.Cockneck

25th January 2013
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
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B.Aussie
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Jan 25 2013
6:39:27AM
I'll sign that.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad

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Jan 25 2013
6:39:51AM
Signed
Bitches. Be. Tripping. - Mones

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

Thumbs up if porn hub sent you here - Cubber

I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. You're not a pussy, you're the opposite of a pussy, you're a man with extraordinary taste in cereal consumption equipment - bo0b
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jibbpeter
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Jan 25 2013
6:41:38AM
signed
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zzzskizzzUltimate Bling!
Karma: 82897
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Jan 25 2013
6:44:07AM
im high as ablls off o my ambiean right now so do whwtrver
My friend Afterbanged so hard, he broke both legs, his hip, 4 ribs, caused an avalanche, and killed everyone within a 100mile radius of the 'bang. But it was still not 'too much' bang. nickyp

"i hate you, i hate you, i don't even know you, but i hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and no one else." fujarome

No for real he is 26. Time for him to stop sliding on hand rails and get a real job. ParryWithAnA
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250r
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Jan 25 2013
6:45:02AM
signed
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mikk$
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Jan 25 2013
6:45:17AM
sure, I will sign that!
http://plkltm.tumblr.com/
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shr@glerUltimate Bling!
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Jan 25 2013
6:46:03AM
signed
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VT_scratch$
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Jan 25 2013
6:54:22AM
signed.
www.facebook.com/MEDIAbyMAX
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Jaggy_Snake$
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Jan 25 2013
6:54:54AM
Signed!!
Max. UK Represent! #CelebrateSarah
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"Saga needs to branch out and make a race suit. If they do it, I'll make a ON3P rockered race ski." -Ginko
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SamwiseTheGamg…$
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Jan 25 2013
6:56:17AM
Festering_sore approves and signs
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gahdelo
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Loner
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Jan 25 2013
6:57:34AM
Signed
Days of skiing 2012/2013: 10

Its true.
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TahoeRondo
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Jan 25 2013
7:03:33AM
signed
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pcurran871
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Wannabe
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Jan 25 2013
7:08:13AM
Signed
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1337Ultimate Bling!
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@th1337
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Jan 25 2013
7:09:11AM
EHV presents - Top 2 Bottom with Jeff Schmuck at XGames
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SAMmyPUTnam
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Insane
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Jan 25 2013
7:10:58AM
signed
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SADBAGS forever
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WankerTanker$
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@th1337
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Jan 25 2013
7:12:34AM
Sure why not
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BITS
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Jan 25 2013
7:12:40AM
signed
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[J_Gasper]$
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Jan 25 2013
7:14:20AM
Signed
Because I'm from the suburbs, not Compton. And you look like an idiot when you are all thugged out in the parking lot waiting for Mom to pick you up in her Lexus crossover.


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theschneidler
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Jan 25 2013
7:23:58AM
Signature from me has been acquired.
that's tubular
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coolflash8$
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Jan 25 2013
7:30:06AM
yolo signed
WZG
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just.a.kid
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Jan 25 2013
7:37:24AM
signed
Most Dope.
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DrGroove
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Jan 25 2013
7:39:29AM
Gogo Schmuck!

Signed
Rock 'n Roll

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Magnus$
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Jan 25 2013
7:40:02AM
Signed! this sounds fucking amazing
https://twitter.com/mag1882
Scotland
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snwbrdmilf$
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@th1337
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Jan 25 2013
7:48:16AM
SIGNED
\m/(>.<)\m/
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*CUMMINGS*$
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Jan 25 2013
7:55:28AM
Signed. Yes please.
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
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Jan 25 2013
7:57:37AM
Signed
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momentmike
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Jan 25 2013
8:00:30AM
signed.
don't taze me bro.
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Jan 25 2013
8:00:32AM
Signed
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.Leo$$
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Jan 25 2013
8:01:09AM
Signed.
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rudager$$
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Jan 25 2013
8:01:18AM
I'll sign it.

Don't message people asking to though
Does anyone else feel aroused... and jealous... and worried?

JiveClan

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GrabsForFun
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1188 Posts
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Jan 25 2013
8:01:19AM
Signed
"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." Theron

"...and we rode into the sun set in search of prostitutes and cocaine" ginjuice
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WVskiing$
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Jan 25 2013
8:03:52AM
Signed
"chug, is the most ganstar cananadian, He got rubs in his pockets for them Ho's" Liam Downey-chug life 3

"full tilts are for woman feet and chicken legs" - no_steeze

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I_Am_Mod$
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Jan 25 2013
8:04:11AM
SIGNED!
-=|NS EURO MOD |=-
Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !

"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
-Fred
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ColeSpencer
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Jan 25 2013
8:04:52AM
signed
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MaryO$
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Insane
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Jan 25 2013
8:18:29AM
Signed. I wanna see schmuck slay!
"It's not an addiction....It's a lifestyle" Powderhuffer
"It's not over til you're underground" Billie Joe Armstrong"
"Who wouldn't wanna follow the MaryOski" Henrik Harlaut on twitter
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IsoHosI
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Loner
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Jan 25 2013
8:24:43AM
good stuff.
signed
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Melvs$
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Jan 25 2013
8:29:38AM
Signed, but only if Schmuck promises NOT TO GET HURT.

I'm worried about the big fella.
___________________
www.threeightwo.com

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Ryno$
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Jan 25 2013
8:30:10AM
Love it. Signed.
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HWWUltimate Bling!
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Jan 25 2013
8:30:57AM
Quoting Melvs$ from Jan 25 2013 8:29:38:
Signed, but only if Schmuck promises NOT TO GET HURT. I'm worried about the big fella.
True shit. We only want a mellow slide or two and maybe some airtime ;-)
Stay safe Schmuck!
any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
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twazzlers$
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Crazy Fool
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Jan 25 2013
8:35:41AM
signed
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milliescott$
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Wannabe
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Jan 25 2013
8:37:50AM
signed!
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yippie
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Loner
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Jan 25 2013
8:38:47AM
Signed.
Why snowboard if you can ski?
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Mr.BishopUltimate Bling!
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Crazy Fool
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Jan 25 2013
8:40:20AM
SIGNED!

No-poles, free souls.

-NinetyFour
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shorty_T
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Jan 25 2013
8:41:19AM
Alright, signed.

Although I was afraid when I had a pm from Capt.cockneck... thank you for not being something gross.
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.frenchyUltimate Bling!
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Jan 25 2013
8:52:57AM
Signed!

NS has been graced with many wonderful petitions lately! Me like!
Ski Sundown !

Lifted Trucks & Fishin

If frenchy doesn't like you. Nobody should... fuckin pussy. - montville57

Frenchy has been back. He never left. He is with us in our hearts everywhere we go all we have to do is recognize him.
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Frenchy would kick your ass, I don't even know him and I can say that with confidence.
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MagSeven
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Jan 25 2013
8:53:33AM
Signed
--
Got a black key, got a gold chain. If it's on Jon then I'm pouring Champagne

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SourSteezle$
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Jan 25 2013
8:53:42AM
signed but agree on the not getting hurt
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Kirsakid$
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Insane
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Jan 25 2013
8:55:19AM
signed
      GGW
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  ▲         ▲
GGW    GGW
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Kirsakid$
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Insane
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Jan 25 2013
8:55:20AM
signed
      GGW
        ▲

  ▲         ▲
GGW    GGW
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Steve.Mahanahan
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Jan 25 2013
8:57:12AM
Signed
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