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Subject: T'was the Night Before Skiing, When All Through the House
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Dec 9 2012
10:15:37PM
Twas the night before skiing, when all through the house
I was the only creature stirring, except for one mouse.
My ski bags were packed by the front door with care,
Because the mountain was calling and I'd soon be there.

I couldn't stay nestled all snug in my bed,
Cuz visions of fresh tracks danced around in my head.
Newschoolers on my computer, which I had on my lap,
Was keeping me from getting my much-needed nap.

When outside my window there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a dash,
Tore open the shutters; I got there in a flash.

The moon glimmering behind the falling snow
That was quickly covering the objects below.
When, below my wide open eyes should appear,
But an enormous smile that stretched ear to ear.

My lips had sprung up, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment that tomorrow would be sick.
More rapid than eagles the snow, down it came,
And it whistled, and shouted, it was calling my name!

"Now Vail! Now, Alta! Now, Whistler and Jackson!
On, Park City! On, Squaw! On Mount Snow and A-Basin!
Snow for every mountain! Let it pile tall!
Now get your skis! Your boards! Come one, come all!"

The snow kept falling, and on the ground it nested,
And I decided that it'd be best if I were well-rested.
I heard this when I entered my bed and the snow left sight:
"Happy skiing to all, and to all a good-night!"
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Dec 9 2012
10:16:06PM
this made me happy
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you should feel very proud of yourself, because that is the best poem i've every heard
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Dec 9 2012
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:)
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Dec 9 2012
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awesome!
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Dec 9 2012
10:20:22PM
this is the best thing I have ever read in my entire life
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10:20:34PM
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...

When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.

And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.

"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on you bastards before I cut off your balls!"
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.

He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!

And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
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10:20:39PM
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Dec 9 2012
10:20:40PM
you should feel good about yourself right about now.
I love the feeling of skiing. The wind flying around my back, and going straight into my butthole.

Ski the east
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Dec 9 2012
10:20:47PM
Thats cute.
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Dec 9 2012
10:21:01PM
Quoting SupremeGrocer from Dec 9 2012 10:20:39:
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fail
sucking 10 dicks at once takes skill, but it doesnt make it cool. -XtRemE11

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Dec 9 2012
10:21:04PM
Thanks a lot guys!
PM me if you want to
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Dec 9 2012
10:21:45PM
that.....

that was..

that was beautiful...

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Dec 9 2012
10:22:32PM
Why not in ski gabber?
This is really good
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Dec 9 2012
10:22:44PM
That was nice
THP
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Dec 9 2012
10:22:47PM
Beautiful :')
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Dec 9 2012
10:26:29PM
that poem unrustled my jimmies
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Dec 9 2012
10:31:32PM
can we have this published? beautiful.
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Dec 9 2012
10:34:34PM
Quoting TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling! from Dec 9 2012 10:20:34:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail, I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail... When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter. I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash, tripped over my boner and busted my ass. And out on the lawn but what should appear but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer. Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick... and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick. "To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls, on you bastards before I cut off your balls!" He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell, and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart! And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight, "Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
AHAAHAHAHAA That was the greatest poem I have ever read
OP you good too
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Dec 9 2012
10:36:04PM
Ty Jamie for moving the thread! Or whatever greenie it was
RIP Stone.Province may the yogawear thread never be forgotten!

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Dec 9 2012
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Quoting Diglett from Dec 9 2012 10:36:04:
Ty Jamie for moving the thread! Or whatever greenie it was
Yeah it was Jamie, - thanks again. My bad for putting it in nsg.
PM me if you want to
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Dec 9 2012
10:40:52PM
haha. that was so good.
made me happy also.
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Dec 9 2012
10:42:37PM
Haha I actually smiled reading that. It was awesome
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Dec 9 2012
10:58:02PM
well done sir. well done.
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Dec 9 2012
10:58:58PM
this is fantastic. Thank you OP, from the bottom of my holiday warmed heart.
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Dec 9 2012
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that...was...beautiful (sniffle)
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Dec 9 2012
11:14:09PM
that was actually pretty dumb.
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Dec 9 2012
11:50:26PM
That was inspiring! Good Job!
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Dec 10 2012
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Quoting TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling! from Dec 9 2012 10:20:34:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail, I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail... When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter. I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash, tripped over my boner and busted my ass. And out on the lawn but what should appear but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer. Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick... and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick. "To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls, on you bastards before I cut off your balls!" He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell, and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart! And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight, "Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
yeah
Rapture.
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Dec 10 2012
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You have obviously been blessed with some kind of gift
July, 24th 2010 shit went down, but shit didnt go down.

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Quoting TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling! from Dec 9 2012 10:20:34:
To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
to the window, to the walls; 'til the sweat drip down my balls. idk, it couldve been incorporated somehow. but i literally laughed out loud for every stanza

and OP, you made me smile in a not humorous way : )
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that was nice, i bet your karma is skyrocketing
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Calvin I am proud of you, for you have made my day.
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Dec 10 2012
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I shed a couple tears reading this
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Dec 10 2012
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+k to you
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Dec 10 2012
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Lol it's pouring rain at mt snow right now
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Dec 10 2012
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I dig it OP, made me excited to ski!
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I dig it OP, made me excited to ski!
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HELL YEAH!
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Dec 10 2012
10:19:08AM
love it
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Truly amazing! It's a masterpiece!
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Dec 10 2012
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daww:)
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I'm proud of this.
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That was awesome. And technopotonmaus that was funny as shit
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Dec 10 2012
12:51:52PM
Excellent work.
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Dec 10 2012
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made my day
you know how they say in a life or death experience your life flashes before your eyes...
it doesn't.
all you think is fuck fuck fuck fuck...
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Quoting SupremeGrocer from Dec 9 2012 10:20:39:
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i know this isn't rejib but... Respect
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Dec 10 2012
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Quoting TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling! from Dec 9 2012 10:20:34:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail, I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail... When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter. I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash, tripped over my boner and busted my ass. And out on the lawn but what should appear but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer. Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick... and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick. "To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls, on you bastards before I cut off your balls!" He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell, and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart! And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight, "Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
so funny. and your icon is awesome
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