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So I might be some kids dad.

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snowfinder
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Last September I went to visit a buddy of mine at his college , while I was there a girl that lived the next floor down and I clicked. We ended up hooking up all weekend. Then I went home it was just a one weekend type of deal thing. Never talked to her again didn't even get her number.

Then today I get a phone call at like 8 am and it was her, she said she has had a hard time trying to get ahold of me because my friend wouldn't give her my number. And she said she just had a kid and she is pretty sure it is mine, she said we can do blood test to see if it is or not. I didn't know what to say so I just said okay. Kind of blown away right now I might be a dad. I got this to say guys , if she says she is on the pill wear a condom just to be safe. I might be paying the price for not doing so.
Jul 27 2013 10:02AM
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whoa-dere
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deny deny deny
Jul 27 2013 10:04AM
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GeorgiaJibber
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Damn that sucks, best of luck and hope its not ur's.
Jul 27 2013 10:09AM
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gusestomp
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what the fuckkkkk, holy shit hope it's not yours op. Goodluck
Jul 27 2013 10:19AM
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Bogs
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man, you fell for the oldest trick in the book. There goes all your money, forever

but really good luck with everything.
Jul 27 2013 10:21AM
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snowfinder
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I was in the room when she took one, by the sound of her voice she didn't want this happen either.
Jul 27 2013 10:26AM
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errrka
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Definitely get the test, and if it comes up negative then wish her well and get the hell out of there, and if it's positive, well if I were you I might cry and then try to come up with some sort of a plan.
Good luck to you
Jul 27 2013 10:58AM
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gwhitey
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fuckkk dude, i feel for you. if youre homie let her have your number a while ago you couldve talked her into an abortion. thats in the past though and theres nothin you can really do about it now except hope everything is going to be ok.
Jul 27 2013 11:16AM
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icculus.
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if its yours.. you did say you clicked at first so maybe you really did have a connection.. whatever happens make it happen the best way possible and try to stay positive
Jul 27 2013 11:38AM
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DrunkRandy
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Fire a pellet gun between her legs. Only way. Good luck. Thoughts and prayers with you.
Jul 27 2013 12:14PM
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Spinoza
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you need to make a new account if you want to continue trolling
Jul 27 2013 12:15PM
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Laurent.
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There's only one thing you need to do:

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Jul 27 2013 12:16PM
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Miomo
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Just remember- it's never EVER too late for abortion
Jul 27 2013 12:20PM
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StickDonkey
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Try and stay positive about it man. You're probably in shock right now and it seems like the end of the world but I have friends that this has happened to and it ended up being the best thing that's ever happened to them. Try and build a relationship with her and do everything you can to be there for her and your child. It's probably a blessing in disguise. Good luck my friend.
Jul 27 2013 12:24PM
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Turkelton
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Bro, + K to you and hope the kid becomes a good skier
Jul 27 2013 12:32PM
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Joebin
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Claim to be a unic. Lol jk but seriously, if your being serious right now and this child ends up being yours trying going for the adoption route if aborting isnt your cup of tea. My friend had a kid that was born on new years day and they went through a private adoption agency, with clients that pay a shit load of money to get kids from college grads/students.
Jul 27 2013 12:33PM
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Bogs
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eunuch?

and seeing as the kid was already born it might be a little late to go the abortion route...
Jul 27 2013 12:43PM
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B-Right-On
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Step 1: Let said female raise the kid until hes old enough to ski
Step 2: Turn said child into the next Torin Yater-Wallace
Step 3: ???????
Step 4: Profit
Jul 27 2013 12:56PM
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Chinchi
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Damn dude that really sucks, sounds like a nightmare. If it turns out to be yours, make that child the best damn skier the world has ever seen.
Jul 27 2013 1:01PM
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jcc03skis
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Buzzed is never cereal.
Jul 27 2013 1:02PM
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timmi
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I think the most important thing here is that if the kid does turn out to be yours you take responsibility for it.
Jul 27 2013 1:51PM
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coolflash8
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She should have had an abortion if she didn't want a kid
Jul 27 2013 2:00PM
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Bombogenesis
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If it is your kid you better sack up and be a good dad. None of this bullshit never there parenting. Good luck.
Jul 27 2013 2:09PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Deny everything then get a new address and phone number.
Jul 27 2013 2:09PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Paging Dr. Abortionator
Jul 27 2013 2:16PM
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snowfinder
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Just got off the phone with her, asked her what made her think it is mine? She said she hooked up with two other guys in that time frame , one guy had red hair which the baby doesn't not, and the other guy was a black guy and the kid is not mixed at all. So pretty much it is down to me and a ginger. She already set a date with the docs to get a DNA test done in 2 weeks. So I will be pulling my hair out for the next two weeks.
Jul 27 2013 2:51PM
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Chinchi
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Dub post but op you best deliver with the results....maybe this can be a collective buzzed x newschoolers colab baby, maybe with some jiberish thrown in
Jul 27 2013 2:54PM
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BrewskiJr
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OP: glue a real wig onto your head. so the DNA wont match.


Also. Drain your blood and buy a bunch of blood on ebay and pump it into your body so it wont match. Then do it again and put your blood back in. I think that should work.
Jul 27 2013 2:57PM
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bnewbs6
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Obvious solution is obvious.
Jul 27 2013 3:22PM
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Dwarftosser1
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There's all the possibility in the world it's the red haired guy's, since red hair is a recessive gene...



Or you're just a troll and fuck you


Or you're just a troll and fuck you
Jul 27 2013 3:26PM
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daannnnieel
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Fuck, shitty.
Jul 27 2013 3:28PM
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Miomo
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inb4 skiierman's kid
Jul 27 2013 3:37PM
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PeppermillReno
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Do the test if you think it will keep this crazy bitch away and if you do feel a sense of obligation should it turn up positive.

Your boy should know if other dudes have been banging her. MOst probably aren't wrapping up like you. Prob not yours.

If it is negative you have a young milf who will always be DTF for you when you wanna hit it since you weren't a creep. If its positive pretend you are black and have her use a kid to get you and her a free apartment from the government and free money and food stamps.

Hotness/chillness of the chick matters how much it will suck to.
Jul 27 2013 3:38PM
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YourMomsCouch
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If it's yours, you better man the fuck up and be a good dad.
Jul 27 2013 3:41PM
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hippy.
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Jul 27 2013 4:01PM
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Bombogenesis
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why pull your hair out? If it ends up being yours than you have pulled off one of the most special things known to the universe in reproducing yourself with another person. It's an amazing thing. Sure, maybe you're young and you don't have all the resources necessary yet but there has to be support for people in those situations (but it might have helped more if you were black /joke).

Try to look at it half glass full man. If it's not yours you're off the hook...if it is you have a little guy to raise and take care of and watch grow that you made. That is awesome.
Jul 27 2013 4:09PM
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Bombogenesis
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I personally can't wait to have kids when I am financially able and get married some day.
Jul 27 2013 4:09PM
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cameron_taylor
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best of luck man, hope it goes the way you want it to.
Jul 27 2013 4:17PM
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snowfinder
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Well I'm kind of coming down from a shock, pulling my hair out is pretty much over I was legit freaking out for like 5 hours today. I'm okay with raising a kid, the only downside she live pretty far from me, I'm from New York and she is from Tennessee. Which brings on the question if this is my kid how in the world will we make that work? One of us will have to move, and do we move in together? I got 2 weeks to make a game plan if this is my kid or not so that is what I'm going to be doing.
Jul 27 2013 4:28PM
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Arabian
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If you bitch out on raising the kid if it's yours, OP, I will personally come to your house and break your kneecaps.
Jul 27 2013 4:30PM
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Bombogenesis
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meh. how much do you know about her? Does she seem like an okay person? Or was it just a good lay lol
Jul 27 2013 4:31PM
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TheStamos
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Hey this could quite possibly be one of the best things to happen to you! Depends on how you look at it right:)
Jul 27 2013 4:35PM
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snowfinder
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She is super chill real easy going kind of girl.

I called my buddy today as well he said he didnt want to give out my number because he felt like that would be breaking some kind of bro-code. All I said was no you should have given her my number soon as you found out she was having a kid and she asked for my number. I cant believe he held out for like 6 months, that was fucked and I told him that. I would have had more time to get my shit together instead being called up and her telling me she had a baby girl and it might be mine.
Jul 27 2013 4:41PM
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Bombogenesis
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hey man as long as both of you have good heads on your shoulders than even if the "worst case scenario" comes to fruition then you can probably make it work...and it might even work out really well. Who knows.

Take it one step at a time. If it makes you feel any better there are a ton of people who have been in your situation and are living happy lives still.
Jul 27 2013 4:43PM
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newnewschool
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Just remember to think of him/her as your son or daughter if its yours. And be happy, man. Sure, this wasn't planned. But everyone always says, even if its unplanned, your love for them will be great.

Best of luck in either scenario
Jul 27 2013 5:14PM
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Skibumsmith
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colabs are so hot right now
Jul 27 2013 5:40PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pray to sweet baby raptor jesus that it isn't your kid, and if it is, curl up in the corner and cry because your life is basically going to be fucked.
Jul 27 2013 5:42PM
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danderson.
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Jul 27 2013 5:47PM
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.Apex.
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insert a small pocket of a friends blood into your arm.... flawless
Jul 27 2013 5:49PM
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DrunkRandy
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Maury or I didn't happen.
Jul 27 2013 6:57PM
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DrunkRandy
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Maury or it didn't happen.
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