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The Epitome of "Just buy Full Tilts"

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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722

May 21 2013 5:54PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
He sounds like a)he just finished crying because his mom wont let him buy more saga with her credit card or b)he is trying really hard to make his voice lower
May 21 2013 5:57PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,895
That kid looks like a fucking jong if I ever saw one.
May 21 2013 5:58PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
hahahahahahaha
May 21 2013 5:58PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Ok who is this?
May 21 2013 5:58PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,753
"many special things"
May 21 2013 5:59PM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
If this kid is on NS, please reveal yourself
May 21 2013 6:05PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
"and tom walish makes the camo cover that, umm, goes up farther, and you can put your pants in it, it doesn't do anything but it makes your pants, um like baggy and cool"
May 21 2013 6:05PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
its scrambledeggs probably.

May 21 2013 6:08PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
watched a couple of the kids videos on youtube to see if he can ski

he can't

and he's a prick too, looking at the comments on the slopestyle practice run vid
May 21 2013 6:09PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
"also soo for urban sessions if you see tom wallisch know he likes urban sessions" this kid is a GENIUS!
May 21 2013 6:12PM
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Nate.Dog
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don't worry guys, he does "slopestyle".....



he doesn't have a video that isn't a straight air.
May 21 2013 6:13PM
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hippy.
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"On the first jump a big mute...mute on the second jump...and another mute.." lmfao
May 21 2013 6:17PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
dude what are you talking about, that was the coolest switch zero spin evaaaah

But seriously though that was fucking hilarious, the whole video(op) sounded like the stuff that the sports authority salesperson told him when he bought the boot
May 21 2013 6:18PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
That american eagle shirt is trill as fuck.
May 21 2013 6:20PM
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DutchMastaTHC
Posts: 669 - Karma: 1,770
pretty sure that kid is skiierman's little brother
May 21 2013 6:21PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
this kid is extreme
May 21 2013 6:25PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
not even strong enough to make the boot flex. lol
May 21 2013 6:41PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
I've never seen someone able to drag out a minute and ahalf of talking into 15 minutes. This guy must be a pro at school speach projects
May 21 2013 6:41PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Fuck! I need to go buy some of these now cause I'm not a real skier nor am I motivated to the sport!
May 21 2013 6:42PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
What a thug
May 21 2013 6:44PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Hes like the ugly, fat Brother of justin bieber with an terrible voice
May 21 2013 6:45PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
"the tongues have corrugatings in them"



and he is definitely trying to make his voice sound lower, I used to do that all the time when I answered the phone so people didnt think I was my sister (lol)
May 21 2013 6:46PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I feel bad for people with full tilts that actually got fitted by a boot fitter. Fuck you if you walked into a ski shop and said "i want full tilts."
May 21 2013 6:47PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Shitty quality but fuck it.

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May 21 2013 6:49PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I can't even hate on this. If youtube was a thing when I was 13 there's a solid chance I would have done something worse. Plus I always worry these kids are going to off themselves or shoot up a school or something.
May 21 2013 6:57PM
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Julian.F
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May 21 2013 6:58PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
Im 99% sure that kid scooters at the skatepark I work at..... hahahaha
May 21 2013 7:02PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Aaaaaannnd thats why I dont buy full tilts.
May 21 2013 7:03PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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um
May 21 2013 7:05PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Next he should do a walkthrough on how to do a switch zero spin
May 21 2013 7:22PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Splice? Is that you?
May 21 2013 7:27PM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
Who are we kidding? Splice doesn't actually have any videos to show of himself
May 21 2013 7:30PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
He's from Canada somewhere.
May 21 2013 7:34PM
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stupendous-man
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serious next level tricks he does


May 21 2013 7:37PM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700
lol i watched his vids of the "slopestlye comp" and i just laughed so fucking hard.
May 21 2013 7:37PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
probably snapped his full tilts bcus hes fat lol
May 21 2013 7:42PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
"if youre just gonna cover everything up, theres not much point in buying these" yup..
May 21 2013 7:43PM
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cheeseboy
Posts: 68 - Karma: 183
took him a good 10 seconds to get the liner out hahaha
May 21 2013 8:33PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
I lost
May 21 2013 8:34PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
"They havent really come out in stores yet"

*Thinks, re-qualifies*

"They havent come out in much stores"

*Thinks, re-qualifies*

"I havent seen them yet"
May 21 2013 8:36PM
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Crehm
Posts: 951 - Karma: 842
At least he's putting money in the industry...
May 21 2013 9:01PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
The epitome of NS is full of a bunch of 12 year olds
May 21 2013 9:07PM
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Coxworth
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 2,845
more grip mo grip
May 21 2013 9:11PM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
Putting em back in is even better hahaha "the liners are super easy to get in.." -> takes him a minute and 50 seconds to get one liner in.
May 21 2013 9:14PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
My first year of freestyle skiing i did 3 mutes in a competition run. Not proud of it but shows my progression
May 21 2013 9:25PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
lol hey andrew cotter from toronto
May 21 2013 9:27PM
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Wood_Wizard
Posts: 805 - Karma: 899
Waht size are those boots? they look massive. I guess this kid has really big feet, which means his cock is HUGE. No wonder he pulls all of those bitches in.
May 21 2013 9:45PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
New meme idea. Scumbag skier
It would be like
RECOMMENDS BOOTS
NEVER SKIED IN THE BOOTS
May 21 2013 9:47PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
and with that kind of flow and american eagle swag, i bet kate upton is calling him right now.
May 21 2013 9:56PM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
All of this hate is directed at you.

But really, pro model 400 dollar boots at your skill level?
Your local mountain looks real lame for Canada too.
May 21 2013 9:58PM
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