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Subject: Exited Train Guy has a orgasm (SFW)
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Hypno_Cat
Karma : 28889
783 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
9:38:00PM
SKI THE EAST until you can afford to go out west


"Literally 5 minutes after I blazed in my room. Got away with it probably cause Im fucking badass and ride dragons into battle." ~Granite_State~
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Aidan-G$
Karma: 33769
5652 Posts
No Life
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Aug 1 2012
9:39:30PM
I pleasure myself to trains
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

I didn't even know there was a joke. I was going to make up a random one that was unrelated to anything real or reasonable. - Theabortionator
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Profahoben_212
Karma: 17900
1161 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:41:21PM
I lost
Steeze.....what else is there??

Ski for Sarah
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WankerTanker$
Karma: 370456
24999 Posts
@th1337
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Aug 1 2012
9:41:25PM
scared to watch
D U R K A
U........
R...S
K.....T
A.......A
............N
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G-Difficult
Karma: 2766
243 Posts
Loner
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Aug 1 2012
9:42:30PM
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One ring to rule them all.
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Zimmerman
Karma: 72481
6319 Posts
No Life
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Aug 1 2012
9:42:43PM
Saratoga Represent!
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Here's to the boys,
Who fear no noise.
We seldom shit our britches.
We banged our cocks upon the rocks,
And screamed like sons of bitches.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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*P_Black*$
Karma: 25655
5056 Posts
No Life
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Aug 1 2012
9:43:04PM
This reeks of summer nsg...but still, wtf??
Custom hats, sweatshirts, and shirts!
http://www.facebook.com/UnboundClothingCompany
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dunesquirrel
Karma: 16182
431 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
9:43:20PM
lost
http://vimeo.com/nickdunton
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WordupVT$
Karma: 30832
1649 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:44:01PM
lost sooo hard. hahaha my parents kept asking why I was laughing so hard. hahaha
$@mMy
Stowe, VT

"Your jacket is longer than your skis"-DW.

"Here comes Joe, off the big jump"-Joe's big fall
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bo0b
Karma: 26831
2405 Posts
Addict
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Aug 1 2012
9:44:05PM
Anyone else think of this guy?

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YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/user/bobbywarrener/videos

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bwarrener/
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613.$
Karma: 25591
836 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:44:23PM
Not gonna lie that made me wet
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J_Christoph
Karma: 7746
1366 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:46:15PM
eh pretty funny...OPs sig is funnier
Ski or Die

"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man

"not to mention id rather beat off with a hair straightener than trade anything of moderate value for first drop" -D.Brown$

----GOAT SQUAD BITCHES----

http://j-christoph.tumblr.com/
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penguiin$
Karma: 16417
1100 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:46:45PM
I chuckled
tumblr: http://oblivi0s.tumblr.com/

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/my-life-as-i-know-it/

instagram: dillonbruh

"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
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Chunter
Karma: 6734
1046 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:47:34PM
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Hypno_Cat
Karma: 28889
783 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
9:52:08PM
Quoting J_Christoph from Aug 1 2012 9:46:15:
eh pretty funny...OPs sig is funnier
haha yea. got that gem from my "biggest lie" thread
SKI THE EAST until you can afford to go out west


"Literally 5 minutes after I blazed in my room. Got away with it probably cause Im fucking badass and ride dragons into battle." ~Granite_State~
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eheath
Karma: 25253
1532 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:54:03PM
Similar: (SECOND CLIP)



____________________________________________________________


Never have known what I wanted to put in here.
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WordupVT$
Karma: 30832
1649 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
9:56:59PM
Quoting eheath from Aug 1 2012 9:54:03:
Similar: (SECOND CLIP)
yyyeeeeaaa mutherfhuuuucker hahaha
$@mMy
Stowe, VT

"Your jacket is longer than your skis"-DW.

"Here comes Joe, off the big jump"-Joe's big fall
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Aidan-G$
Karma: 33769
5652 Posts
No Life
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Aug 1 2012
9:57:29PM
Quoting eheath from Aug 1 2012 9:54:03:
Similar: (SECOND CLIP)
Lost at the chinese guy
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

I didn't even know there was a joke. I was going to make up a random one that was unrelated to anything real or reasonable. - Theabortionator
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J_Christoph
Karma: 7746
1366 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
10:02:04PM
Quoting Hypno_Cat from Aug 1 2012 9:52:08:
haha yea. got that gem from my "biggest lie" thread
I meant the top one
Ski or Die

"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man

"not to mention id rather beat off with a hair straightener than trade anything of moderate value for first drop" -D.Brown$

----GOAT SQUAD BITCHES----

http://j-christoph.tumblr.com/
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Hypno_Cat
Karma: 28889
783 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
10:03:12PM
still true
"Literally 5 minutes after I blazed in my room. Got away with it probably cause Im fucking badass and ride dragons into battle." ~Granite_State~
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Gucker
Karma: 3683
359 Posts
Loner
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Aug 1 2012
10:03:34PM
Quoting G-Difficult from Aug 1 2012 9:42:30:
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my exact reaction
-SKI MN
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BMB$
Karma: 22459
2856 Posts
Addict
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Aug 1 2012
10:06:48PM
true love right there, nothing beats the Heritage.
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/blogs/member_id/94514/
read my blog, it sucks ass.

RIP Shane McConkey,CR Johnson, Legends of freeskiing.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bardman14?feature=mhum
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A-Mac.
Karma: 7103
243 Posts
Loner
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Aug 1 2012
10:18:53PM

Listen to that horn! Oh my god!

"To double cork ten you need to pencil it." - Ben Bacon
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Matt_Rossi
Karma: 12439
359 Posts
Loner
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Aug 1 2012
10:27:21PM
Quoting Zimmerman from Aug 1 2012 9:42:43:
Saratoga Represent!
Only Upstate...
THP
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Ribss.
Karma: 34852
2122 Posts
Addict
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Aug 1 2012
10:44:02PM
That guy needs more excitement in his life.
Quoting RDem -
"There's no T in Kenworthy. That is all."
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Peter.$
Karma: 302483
20591 Posts
@th1337
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Aug 1 2012
10:54:51PM
Quoting Matt_Rossi from Aug 1 2012 10:27:21:
Only Upstate...
upstate ny for the win!
just think of the wads darth vader could conjure if he force choked his chicken
- Anathema

i would fuck the shit out of oprah.
- pomme-de-terre
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n_b
Karma: 12356
558 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
10:55:56PM
lolz
_______________________________________________________________________________________

http://www.lethaldescent.com/

http://www.skisnowstar.com/

4bi9 4bi9 4bi9

"Jordan didn't take breaks"- Jamal
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JAHpow
Karma: 4056
1208 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
11:02:30PM
WTF HAHAHAHAHA, did he say "this doesn't stop a foamer?"
>be 12
>realize what Jerking is
>try to
>can't find my dick
>realize I don't have one
>realize I'm a potato
>been a potato ever since, can't help myself
>that's all there is to know about me
-?
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S.Shield$
Karma: 22281
795 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
11:13:16PM
Haha. He was so stoked.

On a side note, does anyone else remember Thomas the Tank Engine
Ski Sundown

MHSSC Session 7
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errrka
Karma: 49012
1796 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
11:28:22PM

Made me think of this.
Rossik: "she just partied for a week straight in a dress and sombrero."

Gato - "I just stopped listening to what you were saying and started thinking of Star Wars."
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Huck_Norris
Karma: 56974
6891 Posts
No Life
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Aug 1 2012
11:31:04PM
I'm gonna be exactly like that when the first inch of snow falls.
"I read you're a great disappointment"
"That's right, I AM great!"

"Good sir Huck Norris I ask your forgiveness and beg you continue your relevant discussion."
-Alexander_Keith


Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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1337Ultimate Bling!
Karma: 1290772
28042 Posts
@th1337
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Aug 1 2012
11:32:48PM
but that doesn't stop a filmer, even when it comes to heritage equipment!

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-- Jamie
-=|NS MOD SQUAD|=-
§ http://surfaceskis.com § http://el33tskier.tumblr.com §
--EASTERN SAMPLE----B.M.I.T.R.----NS TRANCE FAMILY--
if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow
sammyj
☭
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Pretzel___Slaya
Karma: 44316
1236 Posts
Insane
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Aug 1 2012
11:38:37PM
Quoting JAHpow from Aug 1 2012 11:02:30:
this doesn't stop a foamer
I had many thoughts pop into my head, I'm not sure I want to know what he really meant
I have a boner
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iRapeKittens
Karma: 876
437 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 1 2012
11:47:29PM
Quoting S.Shield$ from Aug 1 2012 11:13:16:
Haha. He was so stoked. On a side note, does anyone else remember Thomas the Tank Engine
Fuck ya Thomas the Tank


    ∆
  ∆  ∆
∆  ∆  ∆
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KEVTRON$
Karma: 85161
3299 Posts
Addict
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Aug 2 2012
12:05:11AM
Quoting Zimmerman from Aug 1 2012 9:42:43:
Saratoga Represent!
Didn't even notice until I read this lol
inb4 theabortionator

"This is where I'd give you advice, except I've been single since I popped out of my mom's pussy." -Poems
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TheDers$
Karma: 20183
716 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 2 2012
12:18:49AM
he sounded a lot like tom hanks
Everyday is a Saturday

Lets pack this musket!!!

If shes a solid 7 I'll do it
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Poop_nugget
Karma: 6285
528 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 2 2012
12:18:49AM
OH YEA LISTEN TO THAT BELL
Ski Sundown
A scar simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you -Tupac
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RICK_ROSS$
Karma: 246137
6436 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
12:21:38AM
having grown up in a town with this fucking thing, and working on it, i saw people like this all the time, maybe not quite as extreme.
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_________________________________________________________________________________________ NINE7OH.

My knees sound like the middle of an afghani riot anytime they bend -Daphinitely.

BOSS.
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Stose$
Karma: 84926
5908 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
12:42:57AM
people probably do this when it snows and the train guy sits on his computer and laughs at us
Custom hats, sweatshirts, shirts and more! You design it, we make it!
http://www.facebook.com/UnboundClothingCompany
http://unboundclothingco.bigcartel.com/
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jtucker29
Karma: 1434
171 Posts
Pro
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Aug 2 2012
1:01:14AM
Quoting Aidan-G$ from Aug 1 2012 9:39:30:
I pleasure myself to trains
quality first post

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Inline.$
Karma: 75025
4398 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
1:05:43AM
So special bahahaha
West is best
East is beast
Central has potential
South likes it in the mouth

***Brand new Skullcandy Hesh. Cheap****
http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/700001/
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jameskiy
Karma: 4532
403 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 2 2012
1:16:17AM
hmm. this sounds like garfield somehow...
"Those crocks are fresh"- Wall_Nut
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Krizzle
Karma: 3479
388 Posts
Loner
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Aug 2 2012
1:17:43AM
This is special!
http://brettzel.tumblr.com/
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.ALOC.
Karma: 3021
207 Posts
Loner
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Aug 2 2012
1:21:44AM
Hahaha he sounds completely exhausted by the end of the video
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POWDER.RANGER
Karma: 21328
1706 Posts
Insane
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Aug 2 2012
1:34:13AM
Quoting iRapeKittens from Aug 1 2012 11:47:29:
Fuck ya Thomas the Tank
holy shit thats the hardest ive laughed in months
Some people feel the rain,
others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Nanoose Bay Clan. Ballin' straight outta the 468
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-emile-
Karma: 150066
3959 Posts
Addict
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Aug 2 2012
1:39:41AM
made me think of the yosemite park guy
2011-2012 season
sking days : 25

broken collarbone 11 weeks out , FUCK

PSN : dumber1221
GT : chaoticlobster7
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KillaSteeze
Karma: 29551
3294 Posts
Addict
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Aug 2 2012
1:40:13AM
Quoting iRapeKittens from Aug 1 2012 11:47:29:
Fuck ya Thomas the Tank
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOOU
we call front swap front 2s ellen d's cause they involve a lot of scissoring haha - .squirrely
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Aidan-G$
Karma: 33769
5652 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
1:41:15AM
Quoting KillaSteeze from Aug 2 2012 1:40:13:
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOOU
I think you mean "Tank you"
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

I didn't even know there was a joke. I was going to make up a random one that was unrelated to anything real or reasonable. - Theabortionator
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LE.SkiingUltimate Bling!
Karma: 319987
8195 Posts
Crazy Fool
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Aug 2 2012
3:43:53AM
Made me think of this:


But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
_____________________________________

Previously SxMarty6

Fuck you frank you ass whale-AR6Rider
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B.Aussie
Karma: 102444
4870 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
4:27:32AM
Amazing.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad

http://ifollowsnow.tumblr.com/
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scratchproteen
Karma: 51262
4895 Posts
No Life
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Aug 2 2012
4:51:09AM
gotta love that guys excitement


"im just stoked that i dont have a worm living in my dick" - Oscorp

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