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Aug 1 2012
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Quoting spoomaster69 from Aug 1 2012 1:51:06:
Around 5'9" I seriously don't know how it keeps happening haha

thats pretty cray

theres nothing wrong with tall girls though, they just have more leg

Bro im getting them for the graphic.
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Aug 1 2012
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my threads winning.

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Aug 1 2012
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Quoting TRASHY.$ from Aug 1 2012 12:56:41:
Everyone wants small girls. What about the tall girls, why don't they get love too?

hooking up with girls taller than you is awkward as shit.

also, tall girls tend to be skinny and/or flat.... obviously there are exceptions. short girls are also really fun in bed, more fun than tall girls in my experiences.

tall girls can be sexy as fuck though

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Aug 1 2012
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Aug 1 2012
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short fit pretty psycho devil whore, fork it over

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Aug 1 2012
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asking for a girl who is between the ages of 20 and 22, as good at skiing as he is, who doesn't get jealous, doesn't get upset over stupid shit, understands mechanical engineering/physics, and doesn't get periods.

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Aug 1 2012
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Quoting katie.$ from Aug 1 2012 1:55:32:
Is there something that you value more over the other things? Like would you make do if a chick was lacking in one area if she was absolutely amazing in others? For example: Gives shitty blowjobs but has an amaaazing body. or something like that.

im not going to dump a chick just because shes bad at blowjobs...

she has to be super chill, like never really gets pissed for no reason.
gives me my own space and understands winter is for skiing... a lot.
has to be cute
someone i want to brag about to my friends.

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Aug 1 2012
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Aug 1 2012
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Quoting colleenator$ from Jul 31 2012 8:00:14:
im half asian, theres not a whole lot to see hahha.

Oh I believe you are quite wrong. You know I could just have one of my local photographers to snap you up. Cool?

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Aug 2 2012
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cute (not pain-in-the-ass hot)

trustworthy & faithful

adventurous

funny

DTF and likes to fuck aggressively

rips on snow

doesn't stress the small shit

burns trees like CO

has her shit somewhat together (doesn't need me to take care of her)

isn't too girly or high maintainance

can cook

isn't a drunk or a pillhead

likes it in the ass

has a life of her own and doesn't need to crawl into mine and run it

is spontaneous

I'm sure there's more, but that's a decent start.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting TRASHY.$ from Aug 1 2012 12:56:41:
Everyone wants small girls. What about the tall girls, why don't they get love too?

Oh they can get it, it just sucks when your girl gets an O rebound over you and dunks it in your face like Shawn Kemp in '94.

But as long as we stay outta da paint, I'm down for tall chicks.

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Aug 2 2012
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Tall (but not taller than me)

Fit (Doesnt have to be some crazy gym/workout rat)

Shreds. Hard.

Goes fast

Understands my obsession with Boston Sports and Ski racing

Smart

GOOD GRAMMAR (holy shit, nothing is worse than when a girl sounds uneducated when writing or talking)

Funny

Doesnt over do sarcasm

Trustworthy

Isnt clingy

Nice butt.

Fun.

Probably more I am forgetting.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting DaffyDaDak from Aug 1 2012 4:44:20:
and doesn't get periods.

that's a lot to ask my friend...

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting B-Philly$ from Aug 2 2012 9:47:11:
that's a lot to ask my friend...

my friends gf has an implant thing and she hasn't had a period in like 2 years or something. where there's a will, there's a way

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting CliffyByro$ from Aug 2 2012 9:51:35:
my friends gf has an implant thing and she hasn't had a period in like 2 years or something. where there's a will, there's a way

haha my friend has one of those things (Nexplanon?) and I think its so fucking scary. Like, sure it would be nice to dont get my period but I keep thinking that it must be bad for you to not let that shit out of your body from time to time.

I tend to see my period as winning at life, like "fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again".

I need to stop talking about periods.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Aug 2 2012 10:03:18:
haha my friend has one of those things (Nexplanon?) and I think its so fucking scary. Like, sure it would be nice to dont get my period but I keep thinking that it must be bad for you to not let that shit out of your body from time to time. I tend to see my period as winning at life, like "fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again". I need to stop talking about periods.

lol yeahhhh, completely unnatural to not get it, it can't be healthy imo. The one IUD does that too.

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Aug 2 2012
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it is nice for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Giggs85 from Aug 2 2012 10:12:51:
it is nice for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl

not funny. at all.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Aug 2 2012 10:03:18:
haha my friend has one of those things (Nexplanon?) and I think its so fucking scary. Like, sure it would be nice to dont get my period but I keep thinking that it must be bad for you to not let that shit out of your body from time to time. I tend to see my period as winning at life, like "fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again". I need to stop talking about periods.

Lol yeah, I always felt like it's a self-cleaning organ for a reason. Why would you stop it from cleaning itself??? It just doesn't make sense to me.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Caspaaa$ from Aug 1 2012 3:40:23:
hooking up with girls taller than you is awkward as shit. also, tall girls tend to be skinny and/or flat.... obviously there are exceptions. short girls are also really fun in bed, more fun than tall girls in my experiences. tall girls can be sexy as fuck though

That makes sense now wanting a girlfriend who is taller than you, as I definitely don't want a boyfriend who is taller than me. I guess everyone who said a short girl is probably short as well.

I feel like that's probably not the case with every tall girl haha but I understand your opinion.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Aug 2 2012 10:03:18:
haha my friend has one of those things (Nexplanon?) and I think its so fucking scary. Like, sure it would be nice to dont get my period but I keep thinking that it must be bad for you to not let that shit out of your body from time to time. I tend to see my period as winning at life, like "fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again". I need to stop talking about periods.

yeah i really don't know how good it could be for the girl. guess it's their decision though

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Aug 2 2012 10:03:18:
"fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again".

When you're younger it's like the worst thing in the world....now it's like hey little buddy, nice to see you're still around and I haven't fucked my life up.

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Aug 2 2012
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Quoting thenightman$ from Jul 31 2012 12:33:23:
not completely crazyfunny smart (but not a whole lot smarter than me) doesn't smoke can drink to excess without gaining weight doesn't judge me for how much i drink doesn't try to play golf with me doesn't get mad for how much i play golf loves mob movies rich gives "sorry I'm on my period" blowies likes to cook hates horror movies as much as i do

this guy knows whats good.

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting TRASHY.$ from Aug 1 2012 12:56:41:
Everyone wants small girls. What about the tall girls, why don't they get love too?

Well I'm confused as to what is considered "short" .... I'm like 5'6 but I still have small build

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting TRASHY.$ from Aug 1 2012 12:56:41:
Everyone wants small girls. What about the tall girls, why don't they get love too?

how bout tall guys?

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting 306.$ from Aug 1 2012 1:32:30:
Yeah I kinda realized that after I posted but we all know that you can never get all of those in a girl

Oh hey there

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting FerrisBueller$ from Jul 31 2012 3:13:50AM:
Is intelligent Is funny Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy Shreds skates Shreds skis Smokes the herb Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely Gives you some space when you need it. Cuddles every night. Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)

Apart from the 'skates' bit, this is pretty much my gf. /claim

Apparently, nser AKT.UP's ex-gf was a bit the same too.

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting TRASHY.$ from Aug 2 2012 11:50:21:
That makes sense now wanting a girlfriend who is taller than you, as I definitely don't want a boyfriend who is taller than me. I guess everyone who said a short girl is probably short as well. I feel like that's probably not the case with every tall girl haha but I understand your opinion.

How tall are you anywayz?

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Aug 3 2012
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Quoting katie.$ from Aug 1 2012 1:55:32:
Is there something that you value more over the other things? Like would you make do if a chick was lacking in one area if she was absolutely amazing in others? For example: Gives shitty blowjobs but has an amaaazing body. or something like that.

You can't look for perfection, so yeah I would be completely fine if a girl had flaws. I'd prefer it actually, a perfect girl would be unnatural and weird. Though I'd prefer she have flaws not in the blowjob department.

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Aug 3 2012
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Fit
Likes skiing, climbing, mountain biking, any of those or any combination
Adventerous
blazes deh ganj
shorter than me
some kind of cute/sexy combo with more emphasis on cute because cute > sexy
gets my sense of humor
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Aug 4 2012
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Quoting 412. from Jul 31 2012 8:50:34:

SO MUCH YES

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Aug 4 2012
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Tanned, 5'5 ish, curvy, nice tits but not to big, brunette or blonde, smart, can cook, is horny whenever i am, likes fashion, long hair, not fat. Perfect all around.

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Aug 6 2012
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someone who gets me.

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Aug 6 2012
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Daskis.

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Aug 7 2012
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Quoting JVKE from Aug 4 2012 12:57:50:
Tanned, 5'5 ish, curvy, nice tits but not to big, brunette or blonde, smart, can cook, is horny whenever i am, likes fashion, long hair, not fat. Perfect all around.

This is why this thread is dumb. That simply is not going to happen.

Honestly, I don't even want a girlfriend right now. Too much work, too much money, too much time. I got shit to do.

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Aug 7 2012
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as long as she is shorter than me and compliments my penis than im happy.

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Aug 7 2012
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Ass to mouth

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting jason...$ from Aug 7 2012 6:44:00:
Ass to mouth

o hai

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting Huck_Norris from Aug 2 2012 11:19:18:
Why would you stop it from cleaning itself??

To maximize sex.

Fuck waiting a week and fuck bloody sex.

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting Backyard.Skier

from Aug 6 2012 10:50:07:
someone who gets me.

s0 d33p lyk3 !f you criedd :((((

but seriously, i agree with this.

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Aug 8 2012
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as long as she skis and has nice style, and pretty, im cool with everything else

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting spoomaster69 from Aug 1 2012 1:05:36:
I have never dated a girl

mee too

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting jacksonM. from Aug 8 2012 4:10:01:
To maximize sex. Fuck waiting a week and fuck bloody sex.

Hahahahahahahaha good one. Girls can be ultra horny when Aunt Flo is visiting, their orgasms are stronger and it's usually not bad at all anyways. Man up, get a few dark towels and bang it like a hammer, yo. Don't be scurr'd, it's only pussay.

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Aug 8 2012 3:57:35:
o hai

cocaine blunts and hip hop tapes.

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting jameskiy from Aug 8 2012 7:22:42:
s0 d33p lyk3 !f you criedd :(((( but seriously, i agree with this.

lul wut??

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Aug 8 2012
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-does a sport that is not volleyball or basketball or softball :P

-would go out with just me rather than a bunch of other people

-likes movies

-likes to laugh

-doesnt smoke, drink etc ( i don't)

-fun to be around

-i always have like darker skinned girls.

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Aug 8 2012
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Quoting Sander. from Aug 7 2012 6:15:13:
This is why this thread is dumb. That simply is not going to happen. Honestly, I don't even want a girlfriend right now. Too much work, too much money, too much time. I got shit to do.

nice excuses, thats what everyone who cant get laid says

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Aug 8 2012
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I'd have to say blonde, about 3 inches shorter than me (5'5") cute face, great body. I'm not into like super skinny girls, I like fit girls with nice boobs and a nice butt. Like C or bigger and a nice butt to grab onto hahah Uhm a girl who skis or snowboards, if she is an NS'er that is pretty much perfect. If she can play an instrument or sing thats a major turn on as I play guitar. I don't want her to obsess over me and like have her whole world revolve around me but I want her to definitely give me enough attention and keep me high up on her priorities just not number one. School and family should come before a boyfriend. But I like them to have other hobbies or passions. I like a girl who isn't a slut but who is sexual privately.

She needs to be honest. I want to be able to trust her to go out and get mega fucked up and not worry about her making out with some dude on the dance floor or some shit. I like a girl who lets me party but also keeps me in check so I'm not blacking out 3 times a week. Also if she smokes weed every now and again that's nice but i don't want a pot head. I want to be able to go out to a party with her and have a good time with my friends and hers and be able to go back home together and have a really awesome time just us two at home. I like a girl who keeps herself well, nice clothes, nice hair, but also doesn't laying around with me in our underwear watching futurama or movies all day and just hanging out. I don't like a lot of make up. I want her to be outgoing and adventurous who likes to travel and do cool things.

I also hate like gnarly PDA. A small kiss in public, holding hands, and a hand on the leg when we're out eating is all good. But if you're not drunk and try to make out with me like you want to fuck in front of other people, I'm not about that.

Basically my girlfriend right now meets almost (if not) all of these, especially the NS'er bit. I have honestly never dated a girl who came as close to exactly what I want. I'm pretty stoked on life for sure.

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Aug 8 2012
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Myne would be a chick who, Has big titties Wants to have sex any night i want. Likes to get high No diseases! Nice ass. Funny. Not a annoying laugh. Not to attached to you. Doesnt have to be to smart idgaf. Likes to snowboard or ski. Really chill. ofcourse hot as fuck. Definatly shaves. No facial hair.

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Aug 15 2012
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-32D titties

-Nice, firm round ass

-great face even without make-up

-flat stomach (don't need my girlfriend raiding my fucking fridge)

-no tattoos or piercings other than the ears (for bringing home to a very judemental mom purposes).

-Not a very big drinker but doesn't care that I'm gettin wobbly at the bar 5/7 nights a week

-Accepts the fact that i'm the man of the house which means: i control the remote, I choose the meals, and i drive the truck

-Doesn't care that I dip and if she wants to makeout theres a 9 times out of 10 chance i'm gonna have a lip of cope in.

-never bitches out when we have a bone sesh planned for that night and will even surprise me with wanting bring one of her fine ass friends in from time to time. (always a diferent friend, never the same)

-Doesn't care if a few of the boys want a closet show once in a while and makes puts on a near flawless performance for that the occasion

-Enjoys my racist humour and cracks black jokes when appropriate

-Has a racist dad that i can share jokes with and gather new material from

-parents are not divorced for complication reasons

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